Why don't you alt right trolls like Amy Schumers special?

Why don't you alt right trolls like Amy Schumers special?

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Because ever though bestiality is legal in Canada I still have standards

> She

Because I like cute things.

uhhhh noone likied amy shumers special which she didnt even bother to create a routine for working it out at comedy clubs like every other comedian from Whoopi Goldberg to Jerry Seinfeld has done.

i'm still shocked she makes a living doing this

>this male body shape
Also, I like that joke about her vagina after that about how she shits a lot

(((Comedy))) is a cancer

As a man i don't laugh at lady jokes...

>fat woman talking about he vagina smell

who could not like this? you fucking trolls disgust me!

jewish "comedians" being disgusting and very unfunny, nothing new

>"female" ""gross-out"" """""""humor"""""""
I thought this went out of fashion with the turn of the new millenium.
I'm not surprised. Telling me the color shade of your latest period blood isn't shocking anyone anymore, and it's certainly not comedy.

(((COUSINS)))

this

Comedy is taking something as ordinary as getting your kids and wife into a car for a holiday, and splitting your sides with it

Her sense of humour is a bit basic. Doesn't tickle me. Let's not forget she is a fat fucking leftist pig as well.

so is her whole show just fart and queef jokes? im lowbrow as fuck but you cant do a whole show about it i would assume.

Howard, a young gay man telephones his mother.
"Mum, I've decided to go back into the closet. I've met a wonderful girl and we are going to be married. What do you think of this news? You'll be happier now - I know that my gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to you and has embarrassed you in your precious social circles."
She responds, "I'm very glad, Howard. I suppose it would be too much to hope that she's a Jewish girl?"
Howard replies, "Not only is she Jewish, mum, but she's a famous Hollywood comedienne!"
"So what's her name?"
"Amy Schumer".
There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice ex-convict nigger boy you were dating last year?"

Her entire existence is a queefer pounder with cheese.

I feel like those jokes were meant to appeal to fat women with insecurities about those things

>"LOOK GUYS IM FUNNY LOL WOMENZ CAN BE FUNNY TOO!!!
>U-UH.. UM.. VAGINA! FARTS! POO!!! XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD FUCK IM FUNNY RIGHT?.. R-RIGHT?"

Women need to Stick to Sex and Shit

>Dee Reynolds: [performing on stage] So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day. The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.
[audience laughter]
>Mac: She said "vagina." A woman said "vagina."
>Frank Reynolds: That's what makes it funny!
>Dennis Reynolds: Tasteless.
>Dee Reynolds: [robot voice] Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina.
[makes fart noises]
>Dennis Reynolds: And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.

these quotes are real?

Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer

great episode

In Japan we hunt these creature for food

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Fpbp

I find her cute.

Same, love a well positioned tramp stamp.

>tramp stamp
Gross...

But she's still a cute blonde to me.

Disgusting, amerishart "females" are just disgusting.

the alt right is the new excuse for everybodys failures

sage

she is italian

Netflix just removed ratings from their entire system because schumers new special only got 1/5 stars.

Did my part and gave her 1 star

Italian descent.

It's easy when the only times she's actually funny she's using stolen material

post proofs, also remove netflix.. this is sjw propaganda bro.

real man torrent documentaries.

She'd be a solid 5 if she didn't have a beer gut.

>paying for netflix

lol cucks

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I'm going to give this 15 minutes of my time on Netflix just so I can set my own world record of being disappointed the fastest.

God dammit!.

>Expecting the Spanish Inquisition
>Hoping against all odds they arrive

And there are rarely any funny women comedians because they dont have to develop the talent for comedy to attract people of the opposite sex and shit

She walks out on stage with a bottle of wine. Immediately degenerate.

we like people who are actually funny

the fat whore is not funny

First joke is about her being a whore and doing the walk of shame. How sad.

I don't think that is a tramp stamp. The gang members in my city spray that exact symbol on dumpsters all the time, they probably saw her and got confused.

I'm actually glad Netflix removed the star system. No one that uses Netflix is a film critic. They either rate what they love as 5 stars and what they hate 1 star or no rating at all.

>tfw no qt italian gf

>4 minutes in
DID YOU ALL CHECK MY TWITTER I POSTED A PICTURE OF ME DID I LOOK GOOD? HEY WHY DID ONLY THE WOMAN CLAP? WOW MY VAGINA IS STINKY

I didn't watch the special but it seems like she acted as disgusting as possible to see what she could get away with. Sort of like The Aristocrats but even worse.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisiton, It's
when you DON'T expect it... that they Arrive.
That's your problem, you're expecting it!

MUUUUUH VAGINAAAAA

Rude

Knew some deep good soul user was going to post,
Many thanks!

Fuck would i like to succ some milk outta those chugs

is that sweat on her lip or bacon grease

The left refuses to criticize anyone who's not a straight white male no matter how shitty a job they do. This applies to literally everything - movies/acting, politics, academia, you name it.

How do I achieve those shoulders natty?

My vagina smells like a 3-day old yeast infection. Where's my special?

Ahh yes goyim, we will tell you what to like

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Are you fucking retarded?

Literally just came to post this

>like a sentient drop of tar
okay that got me

It's a disgusting creature. Burn it with fire.

And she totally summed up the majority of mainstream female comedians in that episode. It was great.

Does anyone have a list of the absolute pigs that Hillary Clinton surrounded herself with during the election? So brave!

you deserve another (you), leaf

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

I still watch classic O&A too

Because if you removed her self-deprecation ... I think she'd maybe have said a total of like 30 words...

and she is NOT a good representative for the majority of women and it is sad that some men will associate her disgusting-ness with "all" women

I opened Netflix to see if they'd done away with the stars rating system, as I was told about yesterday. I gave this thing 5 stars as a kind of counter-protest to the "all men hate Amy Schumer" meme. I didn't intent to watch it, but my wife was laughing at my machinations, and when I was done she started watching it. I didn't care, and was just going to browse Sup Forums while the whale on the TV barked on and on.

My wife turned it off after 4 minutes and started watching the Jim Norton special also on there.

So, I know where he loyalties lie.

because it's an hour of this

Wow she's so funny, I remembered that old joke from the 90s. I forgot to laugh.

I enjoyed Maria Bamford's Netflix series, though.

It even features a racist cartoon frog.

Does your wife know you're gay?
Does she know she's trans?

Unfunny men get super insecure over funny women. Sup Forums is the epitome of unfunny men. It makes sense.

And balance is restored to the cosmos.

She knows the first part, yeah. Not the second part, though she does have narrow, boyish hips.

I bet they burned that mic after the show.

those titties look delicious

I never thought I'd see the day I'd see a based leaf

>It makes sense.
Absolutely not

>When Amy Schumer writes about Amy Schumer

He's right, programs that are objectively shit and have been criticized as such (i.e. the fucking Marco Polo show) are rated five stars

The funniest thing about Amy Schumer was watching some Swede destroy her after Trump won the election and she was chimping out.

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Because you can only run fo so long on a one trick pony.
Also she's a vile and fugly cunt

See? Someone for everyone.

10/10 response

She needs to see a doctor

Pretty much this

How the hell guys that wont have netflix (because of that dear white people thing) will watch something that only exist at neflix?

I mean, it's literally basic logic.

Amy Shitmer is so disgusting that getting head from "her" counts as anal.

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YES! THANK YOU!

I thought i was the only one.

Holy bejesus look at those fucking arms, They could melt steel beams!

Objectively it just isn't original or funny.

>go round to see mate at his house
>younger sister is watching leather special
>and by watching it I mean on her phone doing fuck all
>try and engage her as she sucked my dick on a camping trip when we were younger
>me:Do you find this funny?
>her:no it's just something to have on in the background.

That is basically the point of Amy Schumer, to be on in the background.

>Me: Did you hear that she was in a car crash the other day?
>her: no
>me: turns out she can make me laugh
>she takes far too long to get it then softly hits my arm

Women are fickle creatures.

>(((Amy Schumer)))
You know why.

Amy Schumer "My pussy smells like a barnyard animal"

>Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader is Amy Schumer's uncle
>Religion: Judaism

Hmm...