Why haven't we started a crowdfunding campaign to buy a small island and name it Kekistan?
I mean, it would be a non-recognized state, with its own flag, national anthem and all. Just like Kurdistan or Palestine. The same level of legitimicy as both.
ill throw some money down on that cause
We shall take over the entirety of the Middle East and call it Kekistan.
fucking buying an island. just invade tuvalu
Most of Sup Forums users would, but no one has the guts to start the campaign.
Also, digits decide which land we should buy.
Is it expensive to buy a lone and unhabited island?
Because realspace property is for idiots.
The internet is the domain of Kek, and through it, rules all that is worthy being ruled - from the digital world. The true Kingdom Come.
This thread keep happening , but when is time of organization , they are all 18 years old
Shut up, singles.
Tuvalu is probably protected by the UK.
Also, even if they have no military at all,a bunch of shitposters dispersed all over the world aren't capable of disposing a government.
Why not this?
I'd bet you that simply the area all the servers hosting our propaganda is bigger than a small island.
Portable Satellite Internet Hotspot? What does it cost?
Start the kickstarter yourself if you want kekistan so badly
Younger people have started crowdfunding campaigns for idiotic reasons.
The ideia of having a state with the same legitimacy as the ones occupied by people with centuries of history and culture doesn't get you hyped?
Be careful!
and yet the shitposter army was able to mold the U.S. government
yeah but you cant let younger people manage a micronation , they would start to scream autistically and not take responsability
You can buy an island for 4 dollars in change and half a bag of dorritos?
It looks like the cheapest one would cost $65000CAD, which is $45000USD.
It is located on Nova Scotia, Canada. Pic related.
I got a plan to make kekistan rich:
Step 1 :
>go to poor country , invite 6 to 8 famillies to work in there , promising they recive house, food a money
Step 2:
>Make a farm , make them live and work there , pay them whit food and a little bit of money
Step 3:
>Repeat until kekistan developements
Its called Big Tusket Island.
privateislandsonline.com
Also, the link to the offer.
That could work. But those peoples would be the first citizens of the nation, and should love the land and inspire patriotism.
Because you all know 'kekistan' is perpetuated by about 8 larping faggots.
It is uninhabitable. Just stop it with this cringy uninhabited island fetish.
Thats a trouble true but , you need people that work the land so you get the money and food , the people of Sup Forums will not do that fellas , they will be occupied whit the country laws and shit
If i could be a kekistan citizen , i guess i could be in charge of the agriculture things , cuz "muh chilean farms , muh long sea" shit
It's not unhabitable. There are actually people occuping our land right now.
Pic related.
I see. That makes me think:
What should the economy and politics of the land be like?
First of all lets not go whit "No niggers , muh arian people only" , we dont want to be a even poor north korea , BUT , thanks to the fame that pepe the frog has bringed to us , and when they see that the country is related to Sup Forums , most people will not come , so for inmigration problems we are ok , normies will be out.
Second for economy , i say as we are probably be on an island , we start many farms where the poor inmigrants that we bringed for other countrys work there , we also have to fish , i mean , we live in a fucking island , then we should take so much fucking care of the island so it looks pretty so we can have some hotels and become a turistic place.
and for the laws , lets not go full facist , but yeah , kind of strict like , a test :
"Do you use tumblr?"
"Yeah"
>Points whit gun
"Get out"
Bump.
"our land"
why no island purchase? Because Sup Forums already exists on the island of the internet, and Sup Forumsacks like it that way. Having to be stuck physically on the same island, we'd all kill each other. It's better this way.
If numbers repeat on my post then Kek does declare that you all SHALL NOT do it
Fuck off with this "lets buy an island" shit
We must take back the land that was stolen from us by the Cuckistani people.
How will we reproduce? No girls will want to live there
There are more fem-anons than people think and we can convert more to our cause
I bet we can buy out Andorra
I could buy this island but you need a boat and funds to build a house and stuff too... what exactly would our income source be after the initial funding?
If digits Kek wills an Island to be bought
Kek wills it. Praise.
I made a GoFundMe campaign for it but the mods won't let me provide a link.
Shipping containers full of Russian brides
This. Women will be covered in the budget
privateislandsonline.com
Some of these islands are pretty comfy. 250 acres is huge you could have a thousand anons living here if you developed an economy somehow
What will the currency be for Kekistan?
Look for an empty or abandoned offshore platform and claim it as your own micronation. This has actually been done before. Look up Sealand
lets make claim that israel is our rightful land given to us by our god Kek
because its a gay. Kekerborera is the promised land
you want to be stuck on an island with a bunch of pillow fucking autists?
that shit like a sweaty sequel to lord of flies my man
because having the anonymous army in the same physical space is counter productive. it would be a enormous target to shills around the world.
I remember Sup Forums seriously discussing this back in 2015. I even joined a discord chat and made plans for political parties, who rules, water, food, supplies, who do we let in etc.. We found an uninhabited place in Siberia who was not claimed by any country and some anons send emails to UN embassy.
It got more publicity from some other anons on Sup Forums who were playing loud music, laughing hysterically and screaming and that's when I realised that more than half of Sup Forums are autistic underage teenagers.
I quit after that, I don't know what happened to that project.
>sealand
kek fucking amazing
There is a submerged mountain top Southwest of Hawaii which is close enough to the surface to be a navigational hazard to shipping. It is unclaimed and in international waters. Putting a structure on it would be possible.
Checked. Fugg.
Lets invade a third world shit country like brazil and conquer it instead
but exactly what do you have to do to get your property recognized as a micronation?
Just be quiet...
We should follow the measures proposed by the chilean user.
We would probably have to spend some thousands to buy a small house and some seeds to those farmers.
My country has one of the strongest military forces in the world. It would be easier to invade your cuck nation, since your people would probably embrace the fucking invasion. Kek.
because islands costs more than Sup Forums users can afford.
you might not raose enough if ever single user donated.
Shut up Sven Olof
We would need 45 grand, as a said in
Ahmed please, Allah will not be pleased.
heh yeah sure , or we could just build a small houses , whit low quality materials , literally a reciclabe house
A brazilian nigger army with machetes and bongo-music >Literary shaking
Dude, you are a tiny country with a shitty military.
Just stop, it is becoming cringy. The brazilian military is obviously better. Just look up for data.
>Where
>Who
>When
Where's the autistic anons who will make all the stuff planned/happen?
>nigger army with machetes
ha, you should actually be scared of that, Sweden
1. Buy a plot of cheap land in Africa
2. Develop it, begin to grow cacao
3. get workers from nearby areas to work
4. enclose the area with barbwire and cheap russian land mines
5. call the area kekistan and break away from the shithole african country
6. expand the area
7. congrats you have started a new rhodesia
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
>A tiny island on the canadian cost, 45kUSD
>A bunch of farmers from poor countries are going to use seeds to make food for themselves and to be sold to Canada
>with that money, we buy a lot of shit and create Kekistan`s national identity and culture
>kekistans become the first country with an alt right leadership
>shitposters from all over the world unite to build a huge army
>we take over some lands from canada, the cuckest country
>kekistan is now an empire
This.
But we need fast internet for shitposting
Good autistic people who will help us to seduce the world
Ex military for good army.
But we need to conquer without good blood spilled
More planning must be done
just used shock and awe when fighting - we need to use a shit ton of cheap bombs and bombard'em
barrel bombs anyone?
we can sell the food to the poor niggers , imagine how much we could win....if they had money
We should make propaganda and convince canadians rednecks to be annexed by us through a referendum. Just like Russia did with Crimea. Canadians are cucks and wouldn't send troops like Ukraine did.
They would accept it, since living under a conservative regime would be better than Trudeau.
>african workers
Much better to just use caucasians and machines if you have the capital
whatever happened to /namibia/ ?
This thread again. Have fun getting killed by the UN retards
We need to establish a founding cabinet office once the land is bought. Here's some positions that come to mind
>An economist to map out economic prosperity (has to be white)
>Somebody who owns a construction firm and knows the /biz/ for housing development
>Marketing/PR/Journalist person to get our nation recognised by other countries
Not being a bunch of autistic larpers would be a start.
Can we make a law where all SJW will be send to the mines?
Why no tropical Country
Cold 9 months, our cavemen manlets wont make it
Maybe buy some russian land near japan?
Or africa , we'll have some cheap labor and diamonds and free akm's from the locals.
We must choose!
We must have farms for self sustaining.
And then selling our products
>Made in kekland
>Made in kekreich
>Coat of arms
You, I like your idea
A tropical one could be very expensive. I mentioned Canada because of the tiny island on the coast that costs 45k.
But having a land in Africa filled with diamonds and slaves is a fantastic idea.
The only problem is that most of the countries would boycott kekistanian products if they knew it was made by slaves.
look those numbers , we need to make farms , bring those poor niggers of haiti to work here , we make our country now!
Also , lets not name it kekistan
Also, checked. Fuck. Kek wills it.
weapons can be bought cheap, if we start a huge plantation in Africa, we can expand from there, but villages under our control and use the income from the plantation and assorted goods, to slowly build up. Ofc we can't have every single guy from Sup Forums to live, but slowly we can pull an Israel 1920-1948 and just declare independence when there is more of us and less of them
kek mit uns
Hello my dear friends, Im your prophet. Sent by the Great God Kek (PBUM) himself, Im his messenger Ras.
I command you to conquer an Island. And to inhabit it, and make me your King. You shall build an empire, conquere all the cucked countries of the world. and make the will of Kek come true.
I hereby, Sign Out.
Ras,
Messenger of Kek (PBUM)
messenger*
>Photograph happy niggers working for pennies
We wuz bring prace and technology to africa
>Kekistan
>Stan
The stan kills it.
>2100
>Kekland first nuke powered car engineered with reapeating digits and austism.
Will be glorious.
why an island? we just need to claim Bir Tawil as our territory.
an island is better , you get fishes , can become a turistic place and a good port , money would fall on us easy
>Bir Tawil
That guy had the same idea as you and claims he owns the land.
we can always just shot him
I am a famous multimillionaire and I'm willing to give several million dollars for a Sup Forums island
D-Donald Trump Jr? Is that you?
Anyone remember when TPB tried to do this exact thing, but with an abandon oil drilling platform?
>How'd that go?
looking at islands now, these dont even cost that much, like 100k to a couple mil lets do this thiiiing
privateislandsonline.com
which one would you get? I think i would get it in finland because finnish mei meis are the best
my fucking sides
You can't reaññy be surprised witht tha. It would have been cool tho
>stan
Why?
You that's like an Arab thing right?
It sounds better than Kekingrad.
Kekingrad sounds better but even that is still Slavic
Why not just Kekland, kekonia
More like:
>keklonelia
>A bunch of inbreds inbreeding interbreaded inbreeds
>The new /n/iggers
Kek is an Egyptian god. We need an Egyptian sounding name.
This