Ask me anything

Living in a country that's a 700 years behind the rest of world is pretty unique.. We recently released that tanker that was hijacked 5 years ago. Based pirate is here to answer your questions.

At least u have Internet

Why are you still there?
what portion of the population has internet access?
Are you a pirate. do you know one?

Are you black?

What do you eat everyday?

Why do all somalians look like they were dropped on their head as a baby?

Give me a quick rundown.

How bad is the drought situation in your country right now? I heard it was bad.

Are you the same one that posted a few times last year?

are you the one that was a english teacher and had a muslim gf, posted nudes, and was scare that his dad would find out and honorkill you?

how many Swedish qt gfs do you have?

Do people still speak Italian there?

wait you guys have internet?

Are you gonna die? Should we send aid?

how much they let the tanker go for?

What was the case when you guys stole like a cargo ship of tanks again?

Is molymeme right and life there has been improving over the years?

Timestamp please, are you that goatposter that was on here last year?

Thanks for asking burgerbro.. Its really bad. Very bad...two brother committed suicide after all their camels died.. Like 200 of em.. All the livestock they had.

Yes the Somali teach with the qt maid.

Whats amazing to me is how your parents must know how shitty their situation is but they still have kids.

Some mainly in the south.

Does your government have any authority? I heard you had one but it was total anarchy over there

Please kill all your countrymen and then kill yourself.

are you still pissed about it?

You should teach piracy to youngsters, they will be self-self sufficient and therefore won't come here to leach our wellfare.

Do you have a big black cock?

Do you have any pictures of the qt maid?

They're probably pissed about Secondigliano men dumping nuclear waste off their shores, forcing them to turn to piracy whereas before they were fishermen

Pic to prove you're not LARPING?
If not, how's life there?

About the Internet that everyone is asking me.. Yes we have two Internet providers.. The speed is very good.. Especially during the night when it's off peak. We currently have 4G. We have a 3$ deal on the phone where you get 500mbs everyday. For home Internet we have unlimited plan starting at 15 a month and the speed is very decent. I'm able to pirate 4gb movies which usually takes about 2hours to download on utorrent.

Are there Somalian weebs?

I deleted it.. But it's somewhere in pol archives.

You skipped over my question faggot

You sound like a larping fgt. Post pic of your hand with timestamp

Or you should grow a pair and stop giving it to them and letting them in

I don't know what weeb means. By the way how's trump wall coming up.

Sup brother from another mother.

I mean, animefags.

Two fucking Somaliniggers?

What's larpin? How's the Canadian immigration minister.. The Somali guy.

Leave the country.

>We recently released that tanker that was hijacked 5 years ago.
Where do you keep the stolen ships?! Those things are massive!

Whats it like living in a real life Ancapistan with no government?

>Muslim country
>700 years behind

Yep makes sense.

Larping is pretending

Hi sven. Sweden is our twin country.. God bless sweden.

Is Casey Neistat sending a plane full of food to Somalia going to help anything in your opinion?

>Nip
>Western LARP'd it's way through history.

FUCK YOU

What do you eat for breakfast?
Also here's a pic of my kitchen. It's a bit small and messy.
Please post some pics of Somalia.

Still doing way better than you overweight pigs.

You guys could actually learn something from us. If you wasn't being fucked by black dick and islam.

Godspeed Somaliabro, Also is how is the general situation in Somalia right now?
Heard you got a new government in place finally after all those years, Which regions are brotier/based and which regions are cancer tier?

At pirate grove.

What a fun thread

at least they were smart enough to figure out west is best early on

At least we have normal eyes

why do you have it better than me here what the fuck

My cat

I would to post pics but it's very late at night.

Finally a real somali in this thread.

I am a white guy, how can I move to the libertarian paradise known as somalia?

That's nice Finland I'm sure it brings out the detail in your beard and turban as you pray to allah 5 times a day.

What is day to day life like?

Do you have to deal with warlords or mercenaries regularly?

Do you generally carry a weapon for self defense?

Extremely curious, thanks for making this thread.

any Somali that stays in his homeland is OK in my book
more power to you user

got coordinates on that?

Why is there a fucking washing machine in your kitchen? Is your toilet also in the kitchen?

Do you have factories in Somalia? Or is your economy based entirely on agriculture and piracy?

a pirate that pirates movies, i'll be damned.

Stop masturbating to anime and get your birth rate up, dammit.

is that a washer/dryer in your fucking kitchen

No

WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE PHOTOS WITH HUGE RES ONLY FOR ME TO ZOOM ON SOME DETAIL AND FIND A FUCKING GRAINY IMAGE?!?!?
If you don't have the quality don't bother with resolutions.

Holy mother of rares. Please don't be a proxy. Why don't you leave Somalia? Sweden would love to take you in.

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Are you a race realist?

The general situations is very bad.. There a very bad drought plus lots of killing.
The whole country is cancer desu.
It's not libertarian.. It's total anarchy.. Pretty good tho.

Stop masturbating to blacked.com and get your white pig women under control.

I'm gonna travel there and kill you, something the Swede cucks don't have the balls to do themselves.

OP here

Done answering questions and I'm really sorry to the user's question I never answered about me having a big black cock.

I don't it's only 3 inches due to the malnutrition here in my shitty ass country. Please don't elect officials who will accept cowards from my country.

Have a good night ooga booga bix noods

>Somalia Pirate pirates pirate of the Carribean
>from his pirate ship

M O A R

THIRD WORLD SOCIALIST HELLHOLE

burn

The daily life is pretty hectic when everyone is trying to survive.. And no I don't carry weapons.

You're thinking of Sweden. Finland is the country with food that tastes like shit to foreigners and qt gfs. Now go back to bed Japan, your bodypillow awaits!

why do we need to when your asian girls love white dick.

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Exemplary leaf. Whoosh withheld.

Let's do both. Let's sign a treaty.

my local area

There's no single factory.. And no economy.. People survive on what ever little money they get send from overseas or NGOs handouts.

>Actually good leaf.

Shit. The Somalibro has better internet than me.

Can a very wealthy man hire an army of mercenaries to overthrow the current Somalian "government" to establish a stabilized state, to make Somalia great (for once)?

Understandable, considering Finland was once swedish

>There a very bad drought plus lots of killing.
Yeah i heard about the drought it has been like that for a while has it? Do you see alot of UN supplies or is it completely abundant?
Also the killing, Is it government vs pirates/Al shabab/other factions.
Or is it something else?

Literally why aren't you in Sweden fucking white girls who are lusting for BBC as we speak?

Your eyes are kinda chinky desu

Yeah man they love it so much you have to come here to get some because you couldn't get Asian pussy in your homeland.

What city/town you from?

Fellow burger, can you not encourage this. It was bad enough we destabilized the Middle East, let's not worsen the situation further.

What is rape like in our country? Know anyone who has been raped? Ever raped anyone?

What kind of punishments are there for rape, and how likely are you to even be caught/punished in the first place?

You hear about it all the time from liberals and right wingers about how terrible Somalia is for women but I'd like to hear from you.