What would happen with our planet's religions if aliens were discovered?

What would happen with our planet's religions if aliens were discovered?

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They would try to convert the aliens.

People would say they're demons

Same thing that happened when the sun didn't revolve around the earth and it wasn't flat. Nothing.

Same thing as when the Earth was found not to be the center of the universe.

Maybe they would get rid of the jews when they get tired of ayyyyying and grabbing tit like in the OP pic related.

Fpbp

Who created the aliens?

Ayyys would hopefully share whatever psychedelic compounds are growing on their homework with the human population and introduce us to their bizarre sex practices so humanity could cope and not annihilate itself.

Depends on if their dicks are bigger or not.

This. If aliens are rational like human they can be baptized and go to heaven.

>It was god's plan
>He's testing our faith
>They're demons
pick any of them. the whole concept of faith is disregarding evidence in favor of a belief

Christians would retcon their canon for the millioneth time

They already pray to Saturn.

> If aliens are rational like human they can be baptized and go to heaven.

And that's my favorite post ever.

Aliens have been here for thousands of years.

They masquerade as Dogs.

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this, churches would try and baptize them

Genesis 1:27 states god created mankind in his own image but what about aliens? do they have souls in the first place?

ISIL would declare Jihad against the Xenos.

We don't need aliens to crush the world religions. That is already happening. That is happening all on it's own, with simple, stupid humans.

Aliens are fallen angels masquerading as extraterrestrial beings. Take the redpill (requires an attention span): youtube.com/watch?v=oxrr_3YO81E
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Kek this
Or stick to their go to goalpost mover of "DUDE METAPHOR LMAO"

Maybe they would take the story about the Anunaki and the Nephilim out of the Apocrypha

Nothing. Evidence of things isn't a factor to religious people.

Is having sex with aliens moral? Is it bestiality?

Catholic Church is already on record saying if they exist they were also made by God so we welcome them.

Well it sure as shit ain't natural.

Most likely be conquered for resources.

Most humans would either become slaves or just straight up exterminated.

literal demonic shills

Get right with Jesus, there will be many false christs and deceivers, as for "aliens:"

"as it was in the days in Noah........"

they would be all Christians and the debate would end

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>>>Ayyyy bawoo
That explains a lot.

entirely your opinion.

mangafags btfo

If it can give clear messages of consent, then it's not bestiality because it's sentient, and it's not rape because it's consensual

OR IS IT? *bum bum a bumb bada bada bada bada bada bada boom boom*

Yes, it does.

even the Catholic Church has acknowledged the possibility of ET life.

Let me guess you also think Catholics dont believe in evolution.

Please stop this leftest meme.

The Mormons are counting on this, actually.

They always draw aliens or other species with tits.

Spread the message of Christ to the Ayylmaos

I watched an occult lecture where they taught that aliens come specifically to earth to get water because our water has the blood of jesus christ in it.

It's meant to be fictional, not factual.

The catholic church did this decades ago. Stop making me defend catholics.

Like religion.

evolution is a dirty jew lie, take the creationist redpill user

it's not a matter of if but when
aliens do exist and the only proof we need is to look at ourselves and what we are
we need therefore to become advanced enough as a society for
a) aliens to even want to communicate with such a savage and unevolved species that still kills each other by the thousands over skitz shit like made up religion
b) develop the technology to communicate in a meaningful way with a species that may be situated not even within our galaxy let alone solar system

not to mention the minute chance we do live in the same space and time as a species who has evolved to something that resembles a social alien, one that has strived to make some sort of contact with another species at this relative moment in time and not a million years from now when they may be ready but human existence is but a buried artifact on a desolate post-human reign earth

Many of them would try to kill them, not because they are a threat, but because they threaten their God calling them special.

Many people can't do religion right.

Not really, the fictional tits are there for eye candy/ sexual titillation of the viewer. Most religion is not erotic

This. It's our role in the universe to share the glory of Christ with extraterrestrial civilizations that don't know him yet.

Some would try to convert them. Others would probably assume they are demons, shoot at them and start a war that would result in our annihilation.

Extraterrestrial beings are a key portion of biblical text, angels, cherubs, etc are mentioned in the bible and are in fact, "extraterrestrial beings" in the sense of the word.

In fact, extraterrestrial beings in the form of angels had children with human women, this is documented in chapter six of genesis.

We need to become advanced enough as a society for

A) killing other species by thousands for religious reasons

B) Devolop the technology to communicate and kill in a meaningful way a species that may be situated not even within our galaxy let alone solar system

Dude that pic reminds me of that game Shattered Horizon

Angels are good. Once they make a conscious choice to sin they are fallen angels, 1/3 of angels rebelled against god and were casted down as fallen angels. Fallen angels deceive and masquerade as any entity they want through the ages, in this age, it will be aliens or something similar. All demonic fallen angels deceiving post ironic lv.1 meta memers

You guys will be like the followers of Baal practicing sinful sorcery and magick blinded by your own arrogance and desire to continue in your sin

Aliens are mainly Catholics

muh demons

there is no such a thing as alien. they are actually djinns (demons in christian mythology) that are extradimensional entities. they are like people but unlike our core is mud (carbon) they were created of light by allah.

ALLAHUAKBAR

Muh boipussy

sorry to burst your bubble, huebro, but there are no "aliens". I mean, there might be other civilizations out there like ours, less advanced more likely, but none capable of interstellar travelling, otherwise we would be able to notice their heat signals in space.

Look up the fermi paradox

Wow what a big mystery. Whatever could we do? Here's what. They're demons and go to bed

in brazil, the universal church would convince the retards that the aliens were already expected because of some shitty passage in the bible and get even more money from them.

Alien god.

Why would the proven existence of aliens affect ANY religion. Where in any religion does it say "God says he created no other people in all the universe and if he's proven wrong well so much for us."?

>demons are created by allah and they are made of light
i guess you are the virgin that gona be raped by them in heaven

I am in agreement with you, the angels that interbreed did so against God's will, and they subverted the human race.

My point was that extraterrestrial life is documented in the Bible, angels and the like being non-earthly beings.

Where do you get the 1/3 of angels info from?

Found the red-neck.

Go suck some more alien cock.

getting some alien pussy would be a biblical encounter

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There is already tinfoil sections of the internet that pretty much answer this, describing them as deities, demi-gods, angels, demons, etc... and there isn't much of it that doesn't have American or Russian intelligence services using it to either dick with peoples beliefs, or justify them in a roundabout way.

As would their venereal diseases.

I think there was a sci-fi novel written in 60's or 70's about this concept but I can't remember the title

The poor dears

According to Islam, Allah created approximately 18.000 'realms'. It is also mentioned Muhammed (s.a.v.), has met creatures from these realms and told them of Islam.

So Islam would be confirmed if aliens were to be discovered. Kek

>our planet's religions
One race the human race. Stop being racist against aliens.

I'd be interested to know what ancient sand niggers (who are indistinguishable from sand niggers of today except with iPhones) considered "realms" and "creatures". I'm guessing realms meant the next dirthole over from whereever Islam started.

There are mentions of beings that are made of intelligent energy that exist on a higher spaceial dimention from us.

You need to cite a claim like that, if you would please.

What kind of god lets you fuck children, goats, and then creates beings of "intelligent energy on a higher spacial dimension"? Doesn't jive up

Free will man

they wouldnt chimp out worldwide like people seem to think

theyd probably find a way to incorporate them into the faith or convert them

They're either humans, in which case we just have more humans, or they're not humans, in which case I don't care as a Christian.

So nothing happens.

I'm sure you've heard of Jinns. They are the one of the very few non-human species that are mentioned directly in Quran along with Angels and Devils.

Jinns are said to be created of fire and they would travel to the ends of the cosmos to listen on the judgements Allah delivered.

This however ended with the arrival of the last prophet and they were attacked with 'beams of light' were they to be get close again. Literal narrative from Quran.

Well, maybe what you are hearing about Islam is wrong. Did you consider that?

You haven't cited your source though, in what text does it describe beings of intelligent energy, when was the most modern translation done and by whom?

Jinns are demons, like the type that talked to Muhammad.

>tfw just read Speaker for the Dead and Xenocide

fpbp

Funniest thing today.

Considering that its a central theme in Christianity to consider humanity as special to God's 'mysterious plan', and we're supposedly perfect... then the only conclusion that can follow is that alien life must be non-existent, or fits into the black and white distinction of being angels or demons.

In other words, the answers others were giving in the thread.

Probably an eldritch abomination.

I don't remember man. Do your own research. I just told you what I remembered from some years ago.

Jinns aren't demons. Demons are, from what I understand, a group of Jinn that serves the Devil.

The one who talked to the prophet was Cebrail (Gabriel).

I don't want filthy space refugees in my afterlife.

just like what your picture showed.

women today would bang alien dudes 3 days after their arrival.

>also partly misread the question

Anyway boyos, I need to sleep now. Have a nice day/night.

>This however ended with the arrival of the last prophet and they were attacked with 'beams of light' were they to be get close again. Literal narrative from Quran
Understand that I'm only wanting citations here because it'd be damned interesting to see anywhere other than an user turk-posting.

That was Gabriel, bub. He and Abraham's God have a long history of delivering the new "good news" when the time is right.

ayy lmao

>Ayyyliums not discovered yet but already has ayyylmao cuck porn
Damn brazil

>Probably an eldritch abomination.
This
Not necessarily bad though.