So, Sup Forums, I am now a felon because I did my part in the race war; I beat the fuck out of a Muslim that was threatening to kill me, then proceeded to hit me. Needless to say, I hit back. However, in the process, I shattered his zygomatic bone, so I got felony assault. My fist is broken too.
So I was wondering if Sup Forums thinks I shouldn't have any weapons. Did you know I can't even have a knife AT ALL? What if I get murdered by Muslims now?
I hate you. You most likely don't think I should be able to have a weapon now. I was defending myself, and now I'm fucked.
Lemme guess, I deserve what I got because I'm a criminal now, right?
Kill me now.
Aaron Scott
Where the fuck in the states do you live that you're not allowed to carry a knife? Sounds like a britbong
Ian Bennett
No. Welcome to the real world, where our governments hate us as a people and life is unfair.
To be righteous in a perverted and backwards society is to suffer.
Cooper Miller
You only deserve what you got because you're a disgusting faggot anime weeb. kys
Isaiah Richardson
Your sacrifice will not soon be forgotten. Got a couple tips though.
1) Next time kill him. Only one side to that story. 2)Learn to hit properly.
Ethan Torres
Oregon. Felons aren't allowed to even carry a fork in their pocket if anything thinks it's a weapon.
I'm fucked.
Joshua Lopez
Did you go to court yet?
Thomas Taylor
Eh, I'll take whatever you say with a grain of salt, leafcuck.
Grayson Barnes
You deserve it cause the muslim is still alive
Jonathan Jones
Whatever, trap-liking faggot weeb.
Leo Green
It's all said and done. I am literally a felon. As such, it's been impossible to get a job, and I desperately need one.
Adrian James
Ever thought about moving to *not Oregon*?
Seems like the best solution to your problem.
Cameron Cooper
THIS op, if you're going to defend yourself from a minority you have to kill em if the fight gets in any way serious because the SPLC will be so far up your ass the event horizon has more light emitting from it.
Logan Thomas
You seem knowledgeable on the subject. However, Boipucelle is fully female when Mahou Shojo.
How'd you even know? Closet weeb.
Jose Smith
People are trying to talk, lead. Run along now
Don't worry op if it's your first offense you may have a chance to get it dismissed or lowers to a misdemeanor
Jeremiah Perry
you should be able to open carry an assault rifle and blow someones brains out who threatens to kill you and then hits you first in my humble opinion
Lucas Morales
>It's all said and done You probably hired a Gentile lawyer
Luis Martin
hitting back when someone hit you first is self defense when they stop hitting you, on the ground, running away and you are still beating on them that is when you get the felony stop the fucking LARPing
David Green
I can't leave the state for a long time now.
And do life in prison? Fuck you, I'm lucky not to be there as it is.
Liam Lee
I know because I hang around your disgusting kind that constantly keeps pushing their weeb fag propaganda to me everyday.
William Taylor
If you're in your 20s, look into joining the French Foreign Legion for a new start.
In my state, if I break a bone and he doesn't it's a felony. I'm not going to Google state law for you.
Logan Rodriguez
Didn't see this. You weren't offered any kind of deal or probation to get your charge lowered?
Lucas Watson
ironically if you shot him you could have got a meme self defense sentence
Joshua Cooper
They lowered to assault 3 instead of 2. Still felony assault.
Jace Roberts
Get a fucking wooden stick or something. Use germanic tribal tactics, you retard.
Camden Kelly
Well that fucking sucks. Having a record isn't so bad
Benjamin Hughes
Sorry, I don't descend from Mongols, so I'm not genuinely savage like that
Carter Miller
wut anime?
Jonathan Jackson
Mahou Shojo Ikusai Keikaiku
But being the state's bitch is
Zachary Long
If what you 're saying is true, you were wrongly convicted, but I'm not taking the word of a dirty felon.
Asher Long
thanks fampai
Landon Collins
Why would I lie about this but not about being a felon in the first place.
Also, you're incorrect; According to state law, I did, in fact, conduct an action which constitutes felony assault in the third degree.
Austin Harris
You're welcome. It's quite a good anime.
Adam Martin
Fuck off leaft cunt nigger. We need men like op. OP today you where not a faggot. god speed my brother.
Michael Brooks
Go into more detail about the story
Jonathan Kelly
...
Bentley Collins
Why did you get a felony charge for self defense? Something doesn't add up, is Oregon really that cucked up or are you conveniently excluding important details?
Adam Walker
>Japanese anime and culture. REEEE
Tyler Rivera
Holy shit where do you live in such fear? My cousin purposefully hit a nigger (killing him) in his truck at night and our sheriff came by our house the next morning, saw the damage, laughed, and told us to get it fixed up.
Liam Mitchell
That's pretty much it; I heard him talking about how horrible white people are, and I interjected. We debated for a long while until things got extremely heated. I got him to admit he would genocide all white people if he could, and I told him he was a disgusting pig who's no better than any savage. That's when he tried to jump on me, but he wasn't very good at fighting and essentially jumped into my punch, zygomatic area. His right eye turned red, and he when punch-drunk before passing out. The cops arrived not long after, and I thought they'd be on my side, but nope.
Dominic Cook
Life's hard, get a helmet
Brody Ross
"In State of Oregon v. Sandoval (2007), the Oregon State Supreme Court affirmed that deadly force is allowable when: “A person reasonably believes another person is using or about to use deadly force against him or her.” Again, my opinion is that your best option is to retreat if at all possible." end quote, something dont dd up but trips.
Ryan Nelson
lol based was he a stranger?
Charles Hall
Read And decide for yourself. He basically would've hit me had I not nailed him first.
Colton Gutierrez
Except as provided in ORS 161.215 (Limitations on use of physical force in defense of a person) and 161.219 (Limitations on use of deadly physical force in defense of a person), a person is justified in using physical force upon another person for self-defense or to defend a third person from what the person reasonably believes to be the use or imminent use of unlawful physical force, and the person may use a degree of force which the person reasonably believes to be necessary for the purpose. [1971 c.743 §22]
Noah Martin
No deadly force was used. It was a fist fight and I got one really good hit because, while jumping on me, I nailed him first.
Oliver Johnson
You told this story to a court of law and they still found you guilty? What was the justification?
Noah Carter
A person commits the crime of assault in the third degree if the person:
(a)Recklessly causes serious physical injury to another by means of a deadly or dangerous weapon;
(b)Recklessly causes serious physical injury to another under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life;
(c)Recklessly causes physical injury to another by means of a deadly or dangerous weapon under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life;
(d)Intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes, by means other than a motor vehicle, physical injury to the operator of a public transit vehicle while the operator is in control of or operating the vehicle. As used in this paragraph, "public transit vehicle" has the meaning given that term in ORS166.116(Interfering with public transportation);
(e)While being aided by another person actually present, intentionally or knowingly causes physical injury to anoth
Jeremiah Hughes
They ruled that I used excessive force.
Leo Ward
leave oregon you fucking faggot come up here to AK where we have no shitskins and you're allowed to fucking defend yourself
Camden Ross
Well, it seems that Oregon isnt so stand your ground, eh?
Josiah James
Is it true you guys are paying people a ton of money to just live there.
Eli Morgan
Not so much.
But I can't leave now, they won't let me. I'm their bitch now.
Oliver Myers
Nah its like 1-2g a year max
Carter Jackson
Prepare your boipucci for Jamarcus OP
Kevin Jackson
The cost of living makes it not worth it unless you reeeeaaally like Alaska.
Connor Harris
Thanks a lot. Using meme magic to get me raped.
Colton Wood
Dont worry user. We will meme magic lube so its less painful. Maybe some girl clothes too.
Jayden Perry
Why did the muslim attack
Nolan Lopez
>falling for the race war meme
Please just do it and kys
Hudson Clark
So, do you believe me Sup Forums? I've told my entire story.
By the way, the Mudslime didn't get any charges whatsoever.
John Ramirez
I explained above
Matthew Gray
Well, in case you're not lying on the Internet, honor onto OP.
Julian Roberts
>Muslim punches you >Over 18 years of pent up anger from shitposting arises in one second >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" >"DIE NORMIE SANDNIGGER KEK JEW FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" >Chimp out >Break zygomatic bone >Break fist >Get felony charges for revealing power level too hard >"Wtf guys it was self defence"
I'm all for self defense, but I have a feeling OP likely chimped out.
Why was the sandnigger threatening you anyways.
Logan Bennett
Everything I have said is %100 true.
Again, he attacked because we'd got into a heated argument and he tried to jump me, but failed.
I got fucked.
Carter Evans
Why did you plead guilty? You should have got a lawyer and defended yourself.
Camden Clark
Im sorry user my heart goes out to you. The law is very unfair most times and it usually punishes innocent people to set an example. I got a 5150 because of a crazy gf and I dont think I can own a gun but that might have expired by now. To win a court case you need a shit ton of money and a good ((lawyer)) or else you get fucked. I hope the Muslim also got punished for threatening you.
Ethan Rogers
yeah well like said, since you are already a felon, you might as well have killed him.
Jace Carter
No, that isn't what happened.
We were arguing quite heatedly, but civilly until I called him a pig or something. Then he jumped at me, I punched. He didn't make any contact, I did.
Because my court-appointed Attorney said that was the best I could get.
Jose Lopez
Yeah your story sounds 100% real. Your larping is worse than /x/ larping.
You're Fucking pathetic.
Alexander Harris
No asshole, there were no weapons involved.
Luis Adams
I hope you didn't talk to the cops. REMEMBER THE FIVE WORDS: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
Your silence cannot be used against you. Never talk your way out of a situation, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. You are not a god damn woman.
Cameron Lee
Believe what you will. This is an anonymous imageboard, why would I lie?
Cameron Ward
It's all done, and I asked for a lawyer immediately
Jordan Hernandez
I wouldn't be so hasty, user. I've gotten muzzies to be violent to me with quite little provocation before. I'll greentext a truestory.
>few years ago >had a couple of beers at friend's house >not drunk >stop at gas station >waiting in line >lady ahead of me says "insha allah" >mutter under my breath "that's fucking disgusting" >she turns around >"what did you say?" >no backing down >"i said that's fucking disgusting, white woman. who do you think you are to worship moehommad?" >she goes to get her husband >shitskin muzzie >he confronts me >"what did you say to my wife?" >"I said she shouldn't worship moehommad and neither should you, you barbarian." >calls me a racist against muslims >I laugh and point out there's no muslim race >his 85 IQ can't keep up >does what muzzies always do >full arm shoves me like a basketball push pass >I keep my feet and throw up my hands to defend myself >while I smile a huge shit eating grin right in his face >I shout to the store "Look, people! I have found you a peaceful moderate muslim." >he gets a confused look on his face >he knows he fucked up >at that point the other people turn on him >he keeps saying I'm a racist blah blah >I say to a man there that I was just assaulted >considering pressing charges >the people bully the muslims into leaving >one guy is sympathetic to him >he says, "just leave man. you're giving him what he wants." And it was that day that I learned why the jews are as weasely as they are. They have learned to fight the muslim.
Dominic Torres
>Until I called him one of the most disgusting creatures alive according to his religion
How did you call him a pig? Give me a quote.
Isaiah Cooper
It's not our fault you're poorfag who couldn't afford a good lawyer.
Nathan Hernandez
I reeeeeeaaaaallly want to live there and own guns and grow pot but I cant get out to Alaska and no idea how I would survive.
John Mitchell
This wasn't in Salem was it op?
Jayden Morris
"You're a disgusting pig who's religion is no better than savagery", or something.
So it's okay for me to get fucked because I can't afford a lawyer?
Brody Nelson
Literally a cursory google search proves that is false.
Blake Jones
I'm not telling you were it is, other than state.
Fight the good fight, brother.
Benjamin Jones
If this was OP, he's a lying faggot and deserves what he gets. But it's probably not him.
Carson Nelson
Moron, I literally posted the fucking law
ORS 163.165
A person commits the crime of assault in the third degree if the person:
(a)Recklessly causes serious physical injury to another by means of a deadly or dangerous weapon;
(b)Recklessly causes serious physical injury to another under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life;
(c)Recklessly causes physical injury to another by means of a deadly or dangerous weapon under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life;
(d)Intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes, by means other than a motor vehicle, physical injury to the operator of a public transit vehicle while the operator is in control of or operating the vehicle. As used in this paragraph, "public transit vehicle" has the meaning given that term.
Jack Wilson
Money solves most problems.
James Taylor
That's a good point. I'm not saying that it's okay, but it's the unfortunate reality that we live in. I don't know how to fix that, either.
Julian Murphy
So it's okay for poorfags to get fucked.
My crime fell under ORS 163.165 (b)
David Nguyen
Well, and I hope you learn from the example. To defeat the muslim, behave like the Jew. You may not be armed, but now you have a grudge. You know how easy it is to bait them. Just do it and let them attack you, then press charges.
Tyler Cox
Most States let you apply to expunge your record after some time without further incident.
Isaac Garcia
Hey dude, set up a patreon and post the link ITT. I'd love to donate!
Gavin Mitchell
And die in the process? You want me to be a martyr?
So I guess I really did Google search and hand feed it, and you're still too stupid to see.
Jacob Flores
No, but they do. And richfags don't. So be a richfag. Capitalism, son.
Easton Taylor
No. I'm afraid of people finding me out and parading my all over the internet
Alexander Fisher
>And die in the process? You want me to be a martyr? I didn't die. Most muzzies are too stupid to kill you. Just provoke them when you can prove a point by it. Be smarter than the muslim. I know you can do it. And here, I can help you out.
>If you were convicted of the type of violation or crime that qualifies, you may, after a period of three years from the conviction, apply to set aside the record of the proceedings after a three-year waiting period. If you have been convicted of any other offense, other than traffic violations, you must wait 10 years. You must meet these conditions before applying to set aside the conviction: You must have completed all of the requirements imposed upon you by the court and completed your term of probation
>You have not been convicted of a non-traffic offense within the last 10 years
>You have not had a conviction set aside in the last 10 years, and you are not currently being prosecuted for any crime.
You're in better shape than you think. Just keep your nose clean for three years, then apply to have it expunged.
Grayson Foster
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
Jonathan Murphy
>white man thinks police would be on his side >surprised when detained >blames Sup Forums larping or hasn't learned shit for the last 10 years