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>Be Latvian
>Get out of you'r commie block to get some cigaretees and beer in nearest maxima shop
>Get robbed by russian gopnik who lives 3 blocks away
>Go back to you'r apartment in commie block to put some vodka on wounds
>Pass near russian babuskas siting on bench near block
>They start to talk shit about you that you are a narcoman etc.
>Go back to maxima shop to get new cigareetes
>The roof crashes but you some how survive
>Don't go to hospital becouse it's to expensive
>Go to you'r passat and go drive around listening to super loud russian pop music
>Call you'r mates and get drunk like every friday on cheap vodka becouse it's the only way you can continue to keep living

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>Still buried in snow in March
>Have to sit around shitposting on Sup Forums and eating poutine because nothing else to do

Vienkārši pārvācies uz Angliju ;^]

>be burger
>be fat

Kek, I'm in AZ and I'm dying it's so hot.

Kill yourself white nigger.

I got a more comfortable lifestyle than you ever will all because you have no sense to abandon a sinking ship

> supposedly love individual freedom
>vote for anti-liberty, collectivist candidates again and again

My biggest gripe by far, everything else dwarfs this in comparison.

>Be Canadian
>Finished fucking dog first thing in the morning
>timetoshitpost.jpg
>Go on /r9k/ and /d/, still isn't enough, no one takes the bait
>Frustrated, go on the carpet to pray Allah like the good muslim I want to become
>When done, go on the computer again and goes to Sup Forums
>Shitpost against negroes even thought I'm black
>Shitpost against nationalists because LAWS AND PRIDE ARE CRUEL N SHIET
>Make some shill post to get the 0.30 cents I need everyday combined to my neetbux to live
>Fuck the dog again
>go to sleep about the timeline where Hillary won
If you want to try to bash me, remember that I'll win if you're right.

>abandon a sinking ship
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>By EU datta Latvian GDP this year alone will rise by 3% and 4% in next year one of the fastest growing economies in European Union and we will soon reach economical well being of italy.
While UK will soon be new pakistan.

True post. kek

>Be Chilean
>Go buy some beer or whatever
>Need some gas on my car
>COLOMBIANS working at the gas station
>Go to supermarket COLOMBIANS bagging my shit
And I live near to fucking Patagonia, that shit is far away from Colombia
>Be on the capital city
>Take the Metro (Subway or whatever)
>COLOMBIANS, HAITIANS, PERUVIANS, BOLIVIANS, VENEZUELANS.
>Did I just teleport to nigger land? Omg

When i can pocket 900£ just by working part time in Latvia, I'll move back to Latvia. Until then enjoy your average salary of 800€. I'm sure the GDP growth lets you sleep at night

arent you a latinonigger tho?

>Take credit for my grandfather fighting in WWII
>Eat massive amounts of burgers
>Make sure I am the loudest voice in the room/street
>Walk with an unusual swagger
>Invade a 3rd world country

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Latvia BTFO. How ever will they recover?

>I'll move back to Latvia
Brits will throw you'r subhuman ass out of britain before that happens, and when it does don't ask for goverments help like you did after brexit you fucking disqusting kikes.When Latvia will become great again when it will recover from comunism, people like you will not be alowed to return, we don't need people like you who leave like cowards just becouse muh low wages n shit.in 10-15 years we will be on one level with today's UK.But of corse UK will be new pakistan by that time.

>be Croatian
>put on adidas tracksuit, nike hat, fanny pack
>grab my pitbull
>get out of my crumbling commie block apartment in the morning
>14 years old smoking weed infront of my door
>hear a Honda Civic approaching
>it's my friend from Automechanic school, Davor
>He's a big soccer fan
>We drive downtown and buy a bottle of Cosmopolitan vodka for 49,99kn
>Beat up a few gays and a random guy because he wouldn't give us a cigarette
>"I don't smoke" heh nice try homo
>chant ZA DOM SPREMNI a few times
>ZAGREB DINAMO
>go back home exhausted and sleep

>Be Greek

> be Estonian
> join EU

>walk outside
>Instantly put on 500 pounds
>Personal crane operator picks me up
>Drives me to McDonald's
>Drives me to gun shop to buy 15 AR-15s
>Get shot by another citizen
>Bullet removes fat from body
>Crane takes me to Walmart
>Shit self
>Put on new size XXXL pants with expanded waistband
>Get shot again by dindu
>Lose more fat
>Crane operator takes me home to sleep and watch Jerry Springer

I wish I had a proper image to express the shit eating grin I'm wearing right now.

>Be american
>walk outside
>neighboor walks up to me
>"hey Cleetus"
>"oh hey Jamal how are you?"
>"sheeit I'm good. Hey want to grab a burger later?"
>clapping, i say, "dude I was going to ask you the same thing bro"
>"haha yeah, MAGA!"
this actually happens a lot. it's not just a meme

Chile has some interesting mixed roots, there where almost no African slaves, they died because of the cold weather, so the amount of national niggers is pretty low, for now... (Also almost all abos where killed for fun)
I'm mixed Italian/Spaniard, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and olive skin, like Al Pacino on the Godfather

>Be me
>29yo white Dutch male
>Lord faggot is my middle name
>On my bike to work
>Black homeless man
>Give him my bike, so I don't have white guilt
>Get fired for not showing up on time
>End up on welfare
>Smoke marihuana all day
>I am the white male
>I have no guilt
>I am the cuck of mankind

That's completely false.
I've lived in the UK for about 4 years. It's a complete shithole. There is no way you aren't dead inside, emotionally and physically drained.
You probably have a drinking problem and you have little man-titties from living in the UK.

Go back to Latvia and Make Latvia Great Again.

>purger
HAAAAAAJDUUUUUK!

I also like drinking in weekends, and even the commie blocks have their own atmosphere.
Eastern Europe best Europe.

What are you laughting about faggot?Are you ok with this subhuman living in you'r country?

I'm part latvian
How hard is it to move there?

>shart

>be leaf

t. Sven Mohammed bin cuckistan

You guys are cool, my favorite fantastic four villain is from there

Edinburgh is a nice place to be in if you understand Scottish and keep yourself busy. I'd rather hang around scots than disgusting Russians. Great place for education as well.

Chile yo...

>President Donald Trump

>Im part Latvian
Prove it faggot i don't trust brazillian flags, there is literaly no way part Latvian could of been living in that shithole unless some Latvian ss soldier escaped after ww2 to brazzil.

Were* (self correcting keyboard)

Kek

> Swede wants his slave back
kek

>...wake up tired and hungover
>eat some egg, and chipsandwich and Corona breakfast
>pay 1/5 of rent because you live in shitty tiny apartment with other normies
>go to low wage dishwasher job to pay shitty useless course i will never use in this job market
>eat some chicken nuggets talking to some poles about history and politics on the brake
>finish the job, get robbed on the way home by knackers
>go to pub instead
>have fun, get drunk, meet friends, good craic
>...wake up tired and hungover...

no, im not contributing. this is not making fun of my country this is literary my life

>another latviatard thread

Ahmed here! Remember me?

EU is communism, user.

You are proabably not eaven white.............

>be from finland
>be mongolian

A small town in SP got some latvian immigrants in the 30s
My mom's from there

I don't have time for you faggot, i dont care if sweedes are cucked.Go rape some blonde sweedish woman or something achmed.

>Be Canadian
>stop being a NEET and actually show up to class
>downtown overrun with niggers and muslims
>The entire city plastered with pro-diversity propaganda thanks to our feminist government.
>get on Bus, overrun with niggers and muslims
>Most white collar workers on the bus in government offices are not actually white thanks to diversity quotas.
>get to campus, overrun with muslims and asians
>realise that I will soon be a minority in my own country
>realise that whites are a dying race on the path to extinction
>go back home to the NEET life and away from the forced (((diversity))).

Russians wears sweaters in the summer without deodorant.

>My mom is from there
And you'r father?

>be american
>go outside
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>stay inside
>get shot by some nigger robbing you

>be denbt
>germoney asks you to pay
>don't pay

DEVILISH

He's half italian and half poortoguese

>be beaner
>go out
>it's the wild west here and if you don't have a
gun you can actually die for any stupid reason

The fuck are you talking about? There are more Russians and Poles in Scotland than there are Scots. Everyone is a fucking Russian there.

Already done that.

Now let me tell you about latcuckia

>forest niggers
>colonized by germans
>split between polacks and swedes
>raped by russians
>raped by communist russians

>get independance
>cucked by nato eu soon after

>this 2000 years of latvian "history"

> be EU slaver
> Slaves do not breed
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
> import shitskins
> go bankrupt

Is Estonia importing shitskins?

>Be Australian
>Chuck on me flip flops and grab a durry before heading outside
>Get attacked by red back spider on the way to door
>Grab my wide brim hat
>Get to my kangaroo
>about to mount when im attacked by a native abbo
>fend them off, while dodging their attempts to get free welfare and durries
>Driving kangaroo
>Get killed by drop bear
>mfw

>Be Australian
>Walk outside my house and instantly get stopped by an abo asking me for a "dollar for da bus der cuz" or "Gota spare ciggie der buzz?"
>Say no 50 times before he leaves
>Get into my car and try to start it but find out the abo's siphoned my gas
>3 of the worlds deadliest spiders come out of no where and bite my cock, it falls off 3 minutes later.
>Arrive at work extremely late only to find out the Emus have taken it over and killed everyone inside
>tfw Australian

No idea what shitty part of town you were staying in. Maybe you should have picked a better neighbourhood and not work in a McDonald's

>be mountainkike
>wake up in morning
>go to work to get mountain shekels and bitches
>return home
>go to school to get more mountain shekels and bitches in the future
>return home
>go to gym to get more bitches
>return home
>go to bed
>laugh out loud at all non-mountain kikes for living in a literal shithole
>happily fall asleep in comfy kingsize bed
>repeat

>Be German
>Get out for your daily 8 hour dose of the educational jew
>Walk past golden stones in the streets which are there to remember the 6 Gorillion
>Enter school/university building full of antifa, "Germany should die" and commie sprays
>Refugees occupied your sports hall because the city decided that it was a good idea
>Half of your schoolmates are vegans and spent their afternoons with getting enriched by refugees
>Fire alarm breaks out because refugees start a fire in the sports hall
>Something different from the countless mass beatings a few meters next to children and young adults getting indoctrinated
>History class starts
>Lesson about how Patriotism leads to 6 Gazillion dead people
>Some vegan SJW holds a presentation about how good the commie rebel groups in Germany where and that they are heroes
>Half of the schools in our country are named by communist rebels who would have slaughtered millions of christians once they have the chance
>Go home while migrants are robbing stores
>Once arrived turn on TV and watch some news
>See reports like "Trump is Hitler", "Refugees don't commit rapes","We should take in more refugees because our population is dying out","Schulz is best goy"
>Realize that your grandfather became a pow in ww2 for fucking nothing
>Hope for the chaos to happen so you can finally taste commie blood

What language is most common in Mountainkikia?

>be puerto rican
>mostly brown people
>the youth is mostly caco thugs wannabes inspired by reggaeton music
>almost all of then are the ones committing the crimes in here fighting for drug points, like niggers in america
>we find the most minimal shit to throw a party and drink
>mfw I'm fucking tired of living here and want to move the US
>tfw having US passport is the only good thing this island has to offer

Just for the record, Australia keeps this board together

Ok then.
Questions
Can you speak Latvian?
Do you know any of Latvian History?
Do you eaven know what it's all about?
If you are white and can speak Latvian and will prove in imigration office that you are half Latvian you will get in with no problem.
But if you are brown and can't speak Latvian and don't know any history there is literaly no way they will let you in.

>be american
>money is being given to israel

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German

>latvian history
excuse me?

>be burger
>elect Trump
>watch country burn
>too fat to do anything about it

>be Brazilian
>the fun is made

>be a finnish man
>live in the middle of nowhere
>only has cheap ass booze and rye bread
>warm sauna
>drink too much booze and pass out
>sauna burns to the ground and along goes the house
>feel even more depressed than before
>listen generic finnish pop songs
>depressing lyrics makes you want to kill yourself
>try another song, same thing
>sky is gray
>get even more depressed. fml.
>drink more booze and hang yourself
>takes years untill someone finds your rotten body

Jewrman but one can get by with english

You like Mi General. I like you

Estonia in part of the EU and our new government is stupid cucks who are pro importing workforce.
Also - ukraininans are niggers.

Hope they topple this government. It is crumbling already. Previous one was pretty based but was toppled by traitors.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

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Agreed

>our new government is stupid cucks who are pro importing workforce.

Lel, aren't you guys relatively poor though, that just makes no sense senpai.

Have the gif

>be white America in TX
>go outside
>every car passing by playing narco corridos, banda or negro rap
>every person is short and brown
>everyone speaking spanish
>all signs amd billboards in spanish
>carnicerias and panaderias everywhere
>mexcian brands of weird ass food and candy all over the supermarkets and corner stores
>mexican flags everywhere
>everyone leers at the gringo walking by
>my town was 88% non-hispanic white 15 years ago


Feels bad, man.

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>Be Canadian
>leader literally got a bunch of votes because "muh weed"
>beastiality is legal
>Chinks to the left of me
>Muslims to the right
>Here I am, stuck in the middle with poos

Ukries and niggers are even poorer. You can keep wages down ths way, senpai. And drive locals out.

Just fuck mu shit up. EU is a mess and our new government is commie nigger tier.

>Be French
>Experience second-hand shitskinnery
>Be Algerian

>be Lithuanian
>wake up
>drive to work with your red Volkswagen Golf mk2
>park it, local drunk asks you for money, you refuse to give it
>work all day
>check how much you earned
>urge to hang yourself strikes again
>remember that you got no money for funeral. ABORT
>go to store, everything expensive so you buy basic things - bread, bear etc.
>go home turn on TV, watch news how things getting worse here and it is all Russians fault
>go to sleep crying

>be american
>live in Arkansas
>surrounded by coal burning single mothers and fat people
>diet consists of mcdonalds, mexican, and beer
>fucking hot as shit one minute, next minute its freezing
>lifted trucks everywhere, even if you live in town
>did I mention fat people?

I could go on.

>be portugal
>horrible politicians
>dumb people
>ugly women (pic related, google searched typical portuguese woman)
>spain's garden
>nvm , we don't exist, actually miniature spain

>You can keep wages down ths way, senpai.
Yeah I know, it's so the oligarchs to pay nothing. Pretty shit that they're trying to swamp your country too.

it should be
> be Lithuanian
> be able to buy alcohol only by using plastic money

Ugly shit is going on here.

They are trying to swamp everybody.

>alcohol
>basic
Kek

Eastern Europe for the win

Thread conclusion: burn it down.

kek

>Be German
>get out of crumbling inner city apartment build in the 70's
>see that my bike got stolen and my car has a ticket plus somebody parked his car so i can't take it.
>take the subway instead.
>get harassed by at least 5 gypsies begging you and grabbing for your possessions
>wait for the sub
>it's again 1 hour late
>guess i have to walk on foot then
>get going
>Chinese tourists tackle you like a NFL player, because they want to have to best place for a picture of some old church
>get screamed at by the local salafists for being not muslim
>get screamed at by the local feminists for being a white male
>get screamed at by animal rights activists for being human trash
>get to work
>get belittled by my smug/jealous piece of shit colleagues
>go for a lunch break
>pay half of my income for some shitty disgusting burger
>get screamed at by my boss
>work ends
>on my way home
>have to shop
>500 carpet women and their monkey children running amok in the store
>decide to not eat this evening
>go home
>get mugged by Turkish thugs
>get mugged by gypsies
>go up the stair of my apartment to the 8th floor, since the building has no elevator
>go to my PC
>start up my favorite simulator game
>go to sleep
>the circle starts again

>be Canadian

Baltic states are now norhern europe acording to UN.

>be Indonesian
>walk out of cardboard house beside the shit-filled river
>evade biker robbers around the corner
>go to nearest traffic light
>beg to rich chinks on cars
>get ignored
>repeat all day
>go home with 30 cents worth of money
>open cardboard door
>see edgy son with ten bracelets and a stolen copy of Das Kapital doing his hair on the mirror
>see 4th daughter come home with chink boyfriend
>see 2nd daughter nursing her son
>call up 1st daughter in college
>no reply
>someone knocks on the door
>debt collectors
>all of the money this month gone spent on bribing cops and paying for worthless children's education
>no way to pay debt
>ask him to leave, pay debt next week
>he does
>angrily
>decide that money is needed
>tell 2nd daughter to get a job
>becomes sla- I mean maid for chinks
>sell 2nd daughter's child to Malaysian human-trafficker
>next day
>Australian drug-trafficker shows up at my door
>agree to let him stay for 50 bucks and a joint
>cops show up
>get arrested
>get raped in prison
>also shat on
>can't commit suicide because it's haram
>suffer