Can we have a thread for racist jokes please?

Can we have a thread for racist jokes please?

n the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

So a christian, a muslim and a Jew get caught stealing fruit in the king's garden.
The king decides to judge them according to what they stole.
the first to be brought before him is the Christian,
the king asks: "What have you stolen?"
The christian answers: "A grape milord"
"Well then" says the king;"shove a grape in his butt".
The Christian cringes but get's sent on his merry way.

the second to be brought before him is the Jew,
the king asks: "What have you stolen?"
The Jew answers: "An orange miGo-I MEAN my lord"
"Well then" says the king;"shove an orange in his butt".
The Jew screams in pain for a few seconds but then begins laughing.
"Why are you laughing", asked the King.
The Jew answered; "Because the Muslim stole a watermelon".

>christians and muslims
>race

What do sharks and humans have in common?
All the great ones are white.

What cultural foods do Ethiopians eat in their home country?

They don't know either.

this thread is ignorant, and you are all racist.

fake and gay

Why do black men always cry during sex?
Because of the mace.

Two Chinamen walk into a bar. Barman says "why the same face?".

why do googles have the palms of their hand and feet white? because when god put them in the oven they were lifting their ass

kek, a classic

So 50 gays walk into a nightclub

What's a black man usually do after sex?
15-20 years.

So sick of your racism , Shia here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts every time some poor faggots makes one of these anti art or HWNDU threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I’ve made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about MEMEing me or showing the flag you stole bothers me? It just goes to show how much power I have and how much it holds over you, my art can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a camera on a wall .
Sure, you’ll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it’s just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit racist now and then, I can’t really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, and buy us houses and cars and clothes, hollywood that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them . My art is godlike
Got a kid with a girl? Don’t fool yourself, it’s HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she’ll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power hollywood hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you’ll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you’ll always be a forever alone faggot he will not divide us and you will never find the next flag

I watched a video tape my great grandpa made a year before he died in 92, and I got a racist joke from him.

An Indian, a nigger, and a cowboy are sitting around a campfire.
The Indian says, "We used to be many, but now we are few."
The Nigger says, "We used to be few, but now we are many."
The cowboy says, "Yeah, but we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet."

How do you stop niggers from raping a woman?
Throw a basketball at them

What's the difference from a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family

Did you know I have a black guy in my family tree? He's still hanging there.

A Mexican, Asian, and black guy are in a car, who's driving?
The police

Trump

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How do you hide something from a nigger?
Put it under a set of work boots.

Alternately a job application.

What is the most successful Jewish conspiracy of them all?
Christianity

LOL

There was a 3 car pile up in Mexico.
>30 dead

How long does a black female needs to take a shit ?
>8 months

Why can't black kids play in sandboxes...


Cats keep covering them up

top kek

I love these

underrated

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source?

What do you say to a black man in a 3-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise...

martin magazine

Have fun, Shia.

Pineapple is funnier

t.Gauntanamo

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