Why doesn't Brazil have any nukes?

Why doesn't Brazil have any nukes?

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because I want to marry Emma Stone

They wanted them but thought it was best not to develop them.

because it's already a wasteland

They're so corrupt they probably did, but fucking sold them.

They don't need them strategically since none of their adversaries have nukes. USA isn't going to nuke them, and the BRICS countries aren't going to nuke them. They aren't really enemies with Israel or Iran or North Korea.

nobody can see them because they're too black

Why doesn't the US have any Kinder eggs?

Why can't Muslims act like normal human beings?

Because they are even more sub human than their poo in the loo allies.

Distracted by the glorious asses of their women

>ad hominem
>avoiding the question
>america is still #1
HMMMMM

They could if they wanted to. So could Argentina. In fact I believe they almost started a nuclear arms races in the 70's or something.

ishallah

You told him Ahmed

No targets worth it

and no, everything north of São Paulo doesn't count

not wanting to cum on her face
user please

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We don't really need to. In pretty much every recent conflict we played tsundere until there were clear winners so that we could side with them and claim that we did something.

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marsallis, brother

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Allah forbids it.

Absolute Halal!

We have the jungle barrier

it's easy to Nuke some island or desert pit, but when nuking a country affects yours it's a no go

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>that image
reported to the Molenbeek shariah police.

would you like to see CCTV footage of a huehue on flip-flops stealing a nuclear warhead or what?

because the US doesn't want them to have them. T. Monroe Doctrine Stronk

I had literally never thought of this. Cool

They dont need any
>Off duty brazilian police officer

The US doesn't want us to be relevant for some reason (and that's good)
Burgers sabotaged a monkey missile and got away with it

mia khalifa bringing the heat

well, because we don't mess with the entire world like you jews do

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They used to but the radiation created Brazilians so they thought it would be best to dispose of them.

Putting uneatable things in eatable egg shell

Do you know how many burgers will die from this

We can build them, but why bother? Targeting Brazil wouldn't be beneficial to anyone really.

thats because they are fat and dumb

This

Brazilian institute for physics (CBPF) created one, but everybody was butthurt, started screaming "military dictatorship" and they never got it into mass production

anyone has
youtube.com/watch?v=2iIZ9H4ZLzs

I really dont get the appeal of emma stone.

She has squishyface.

I never saw that Pepe before

Because feijoada, its more important.

I really dont get the appeal of emma stone.

She has squishyface.

fucking retarded commies
what are we gonna do with a nuke that will make an military dictatorship? nuke ourselves?

Shut your mouth

>tattoos
why does degeneracy have to ruin everything that was once pure?

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Emily Jean is amazing

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Why do sticks painted on someone's wrist trigger the virgins on here so much?

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Rarest Pepe?

Emma likes it when you call her Pepe

ahaha based hamas

she looks like a fucking fish.

PAY DENTS

ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE REEEEEEEEEE

amerifats would bitch about it
and we are the safe zone of NATO in case of a ww3, mostly because no one would target us

ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE REEEEEEEEEE

in the event of ww3 would you let me hue with you in your city. I promise I'll be nice.

>no one would target us
I disagree, If I ever get my hands on a nuke I know exactly where it's going

Because we are cucks.

who doesent? i pray for the fappening emma stone edition but i think she is too smart to have nudes

We need more, caipiriña not nuke.

Brazil created some nukes in the end of 80's, people say between 2 to 5 nukes, they already had the test nuke site (a 300m deep hole in Amazonia), the secret program was called "Programa Nuclear Paralelo".
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programa_Nuclear_Paralelo

Pic - was the nuclear site located PA-BR.

The real worth target is Sao Paulo itself. .. And Rio. ..And most of Brazilian content on YouTube serious fuck that cringy shitty

she looks like an ayy

Puta que pariu, os militares cuckaram legal.

i normally dont pray, but when i do, its for Emma Stone fappening

this is a spicy meme

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THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW

at least she's not a monkey like your bitches

because you will not let us retard. we have a nuclear sub and nuclear power plants (that suck and have a shit output.)

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we probably have, but we won't brag about it to not cause an arms race in latin america and make you fatasses uncomfortable.

Shhhhhhh os gringos não podem saber, macaco

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Haha +1

oh look a redditor !

Nobody wants to invade brazil. The land and people are deadweight.

you have to go back

oh look a redditor !

what the fuck is a aruba

One of Jupiter's moons

Because I want to Marry Emma Stone and make her happy no matter what

I was here first and my love for her was blessed by Kek, our love was meant to be.

:3

too expensive

fpbp

She reminds me of Lucille Ball. I want to eat her ass and die.

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