What is actually good about the UK

britfag here, what is the best thing about the UK

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You gave us the American language!

Absolutely nothing.

hope to find out. visiting london soon

king Arthur

protestant England = shit

That it exists. Without us these savages would still be living in the stone age.

... and it's on the other side of the world.

Then you ruined it

Muslim terrorist splinter cells.

Supports biological life - for now.

fpwp

What it use to be

Thanks for the chuckle.

mexico, you are basically our wank sock that we threw under the bed and forgot about for a month

no dont

London really shouldn't count as the UK anymore, visit Cambridge or Oxford if you want to see some toffs, visit the Lake District if you want the country side and visit Dorset for the coast. London is just like every other shitty major city.

You'll get shanked

Rose is the only redeeming thing about the UK.

sorry ameritard but America is probably the worst country on this rock

Your beautiful Womyns.

gonna see windsor, bath and york as well. possibley warwick castle area too

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Pakistani rape gangs that molest children and don't get caught.

Oh wait.. that's bad.

It will soon be only england+wales.

That's not a real thing, only problem here is the welfare state

Greatest ally one could wish for

I like that you are behind a vast ocean and that you are now so irrelevant that months can go by before I think about you.

Age of consent

The cosy as fuck pubs, filled with white people of all ages, from all over the Kingdom.

None of us care in the slightest if we are relevant or not. I would actually like for us to be less relevant.

>what is the best thing about the UK
Taking care of polish genetic wastes, thanks m8 :)

The banter

Ah good lad, York Minster is defintely a treat.

Checked trips

The constant rain.

>None of us care in the slightest if we are relevant or not.
>I would actually like for us to be less relevant.

The Britfag is too stupid too understand the contradiction in his words.

> not being invaded by germs for a long time
> Newton and shit
> Oxford and Cambridge
> porridge
> English breakfast
> literally naval superpower
> English language
> culturally influential

ok, I got enough

> likes and understands Germany

Your wonderfully dry sense of humour.

Being the country that invented everything and thought and made modern civilization

> farting in pub

It's natural to be tired and rundown after having giving birth to so many nations up and down the globe.

Your history.

you'r gonna get raped

The feelings mutual oldest ally

sssh don't tell him about the establishment paedos or Church Paedos

UK make some of the best documentaries on the planet

without the empire the world would basically be ethiopia, tea, and the food

For some reason the age of majority in Scotland is 16. So 16 and 17-year-olds are technically adults up north.

This is actually true: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_majority#Age_16

There are so many fucked up things about this island, a good thing though would be rural England.

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You guys are the best at crashing your expensive Mars robots into Mars.

Always winning the battle, never winning the peace.

shills, their mind programming is more subtle.

Great at dying in carbomb attacks.

You contributed to what became Freedom Land. Now you've got the world's largest military power as a BFF. Now you don't have to worry about being invaded by a foreign power... besides Islamic demographics that is.

kek

jury trial (what remains after successive labour govts), the common law (what remains after EU civil law), the country side (what remains after decades of increasing numbers of built-up urban developments and powerlines), parliament (what remains after years of executive EU rule and the transfer of power from the legislative to the executive), the monarchy (what remains after ever increasing republican sentiment), the armed forces (what remains after years of neglect and underfunding reducing our army to a defense force and our navy to lifeguard crew), the freedoms (what remains after the reductions in free speech, free assembly, free acces to the internet, right to bare arms) and our language (what remains now shakespear needs a translation next to the text)


it's all fleeting

You ignorant peasant breakaway cunts
I be scots , and fuck with my counterpart brahs
But it's just bants
The now modern world without British diplomatic and trade brokering influence, would be fucked .. I'm reckoning 30yrs top

Could always count on Portugal.
Hope we still can ;)

>be our EU spy bb

that's israel who is BFF

So you're saying the British are island Jews?

big farting farters

>It takes Heat, high pressure and shrapnel to kill a Brit
>It takes no potatoes to kill an Irishman.

The percentage and number of inbred subhumans in your nation's capital is really quite impressive. The level of political corruption and media manipulation needed for a feat like that is really something.

Nope, they renaged on a borrowing deal and we kicked them cunts out on mass 800yrs ago, look it up
They then vowed to add us to the revenge list after that.
Fuck them and their extra rights

Fucks your problem ? Imam cocksnorkler from Leeds. Your shite is not welcome

Not really, since it comes naturally to sandnigger immigrants.

our buses are pretty cool

Farage

Brexit!

Cadbury's.

Don't listen to them. Just stay in central London and you'll be fine. Don't go out too far north, east, south or west, those areas are shitholes. I've lived here my entire life and I've never been to the bad places. It's not as bad as they say it is.

Being able to pull American girls using our accents

Brexit is just a failed attempt to bring ukip on side by pig fucker cameron, all we gunna do no is ruin our economy

Music ofc.

Just stay near the guards at Buckingham palace and always carry a rape whistle

Liberty is greater than economy to some, I know people who voted Leave that have waited for decades to get out of the EU regardless of the economic consequences, they are prepared to rebuild after a massive national financial cataclysm. Here, have a Winston if it helps.

UK had several honorable phases of good kingship. Probably the best the creation of the "fair" trail by jury. It's hard to be a UK country man i bet.

basic pleb

u wot m8

It's first colonial daughter country

Objectively speaking, we produce the best music on the planet.

More than makes up for our mediocre food and ugly women.

>That pic.

cool cartoon bro.

>What is Toronto?
>What is Vancouver?
>What is Brampton?
Kys, leafnigger.

There are no brakes on the Brexit train, I voted and will lose my job.

How much leisure time do you have and rough estimate of your budget?

NW England lad here but can advise if you specify what you want to do/see

Your ability to take things that don't belong to you.

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD

This is obviously a shill thread, the same thread has been made about 4 times int he last 2 hours each with slightly different wording.

If I can take it, why doesn't it belong to me? Stay mad moralfags.

flora and fauna.
woodland/countryside.
generally helpful people.
even the Romans hated to be sent here.

Christ, That show... Had a group of pals about 20 years ago who I'd smoke weed with. Good set of lads.
We'd play football on Sundays after a weekends clubbing/pubbing
(I started to hang about with them due to them having same taste in music as me that my existing pals didn't share and their being older and their knowledge of the nightlife at the time)
One thing though, always wanting to watch this shite
This was unquestionably funnier, Red Dwarf was for fags who thought they were highbrow and intelligent
youtube.com/watch?v=ow7UDAZvTVE

>even the Romans hated to be sent here.
Did they why?

Cold grey weather, strange uncultured people.
Even during Tudor times Britain was seen as a backwards place in Europe & needed foreign royalty to wed.
Henry VIII cut the crap though.

>Cold grey weather, strange uncultured people.
They would have loved Scotland then

The language I guess... everything else seem to suck lately.

the peak district is low level comfy hills, underrated

Do you know about Hadrian's wall

We're the western world's reminder of its roots, and not much more.

We're like that old racist grandad that built the house the family lives in, and now we're senile and sort of just yell at the rest of the family about how we built the house while they actually do productive things.

Then why do 90% of your population try and escape your shithole to get in?

>Who can I send to talk to these savages?
>Not my gentle son
>The mere sight of him would cause an invasion of England

>he says as he risks death or torture and decapitation just for a chance to live as a fugitive slave in the USA