>USA has Japan greatest ally
>UK has Portugal greatest ally
>Germany has no one
Why does everyone hate the Krauts?
USA has Japan greatest ally
Jeremiah James
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Jonathan Edwards
krauts never had good clever foreign policy
my countrymen should just ally with russia and be done with it
Hunter Murphy
Huh weird it's like when you try to genocide an entire race people don't like you
Jayden Hill
You know how autistic people at school never had any friends and people would get aggro'd whenever the autist wouldn't shut up?
Jayden Powell
Happy to be friend with the anglos.
Together we can shit on the entire world...somehow.
Jordan Gray
Holocaust is a hoax. Unless you're referring to the mass genocide of European whites by importing millions of low IQ shitskins, your theory is wrong
Dylan Anderson
Its greatest Political ally is France.
Christopher Lee
Austria you fucking autist.
Easton Roberts
OY VEY GOY
Ian Mitchell
>what is Turkey
Nolan Brown
JUST
Levi Gutierrez
FICKEN
Jackson Evans
>Germany has no one
American education at his best, don't you know that Germany and Italy are BEST BUDDIES?
Joseph Bell
MEIN
Benjamin Jones
You guys switched sides during the war, I don't think so
Joshua Flores
>Ruining Europe for the 3rd time in 100 years
Jaxson Flores
SHAFT
Sebastian Jenkins
They could have European allies and even their NATO but they just had to suck up to globalist and implement insane policies that made Europeans hate Germany for the third time now.
Justin Miller
>Holocaust is a hoax
and the earth is flat
also climate change was made up by the Chinese
Grayson Bell
this is my biggest sexual fantasy, I'm going to fap now
Michael Morris
I'll back you up.
Why not, better than austria.
Bentley Young
They keep ruining the fucking world. They blew up Europe twice demonizing nationalism forever and now they're going to do it a 3rd time and it may be permanent this time.
You're not getting off the hook either, Shlomo. You're getting the worst of it.
Austin Reed
Austria doesn't count, they belong to us anyways.
Brandon Hughes
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Angel Stewart
>Responsible for 17 million deaths.
>Invade Europe and try to invade glorious Britbongistan.
>Finally figure out the best way to control Europe through the EU.
Brandon Bailey
Ireland will be Germoney greatest ally oh wait no because THEIR BANKS JEWED US OUT OF e100bn
Luke Sullivan
Sweden seems to be Germany's new best friend.
Gavin Nelson
OY VEY I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GREATEST ALLY!
Owen Brooks
UK and Portugal?
What?
Caleb Howard
Holstein is the closest thing we ever had to our greatest ally.
Finland was decent subject though.
Ryan Moore
The United Kingdom and Portugal have the oldest alliance and peace treaty in the world that is still in force en.wikipedia.org
Landon Sanchez
>tfw in 1940 Molotov proposed to Germany to let us join Axis and be allies
>tfw Hitler royally screwed everything up by interrupting the negotiations and telling us that we're filthy untermenschen and should fuck off
Literally all we asked for was to be treated equally. God fucking dammit Hans.
Aiden Davis
>krauts never had good clever foreign policy
pic related
>my countrymen should just ally with russia and be done with it
probably true
The russians are also always alone.
>Russia doesn't have any allies but it's navy and it's army
they say. And maybe we can even do it without double fucking Poland this time.
Austria is Germany. In fact Austria is the real successor of the HRE. Germany is more like the fake spinoff from the catholic schism.