Your daughter comes home broke and jobless and tells you she is pregnant

Your daughter comes home broke and jobless and tells you she is pregnant.

Wat do, Sup Forums?

Hang myself because it takes a failure to raise failures. A child's success depends greatly on the values they were taught by their parents

turn 360° and walk away

If the kid is not a nigger I'll be fine.

Abortion - especially if Jamal

Wear a condom next time.

360. You walk at her

Send her on her way.

I raised her to adulthood. Its her responsibility to survive now.

Guess I don't have a daughter anymore

That depends on how deep my failure as a parent extends. Is the child going to be white?

Fine I will pay for your abortion this one time.

She's got a very angry father on her hands.

Fuck now I have to pay child support.

Black. What do you do?

>sleeping pills
>nail polish remover
>clothes hanger
>???
>profit

Ill forgive her if she gets an abortion.

>Newfags can't moonwalk

Welcome her back. Enjoy the giggles of my first grandchild, get her into some job training, keep emphasis on self-reliance, and get her back on her feet.

If it's a black baby, she not only gets an abortion but also a hysterectomy

If that fetus is a nigger, she'll be out on the street.

I dont speak english
I have never seen you
Where is my horse
Then id rattle some spoons pull off my pants and run off like a fucking mad man

dont think that cunt would be coming back to us for a free ride again

Do I know about her looking down with scorn on the idea of getting a Masters and getting a guaranteed teaching post at the prestigious Chilton academy? Because if my kid fucks up that's one thing, but if my kid fucks up, is presented with the means to fix the fuck up, and decides not to, that's another thing entirely.

Ask if she needs money for an abortion. If not she can stay as long as she needs and we'll help with the baby. Even if she doesn't decide to keep it she can still stay.

>It's okay sweetheart
>>Thanks daddy!
>It's okay
>>Yeah, thank you...
>It's okay
>>...thanks
>It's okay
>>...
>It's okay
>>Daddy...?
>It's okay
>>Mum!
>It's okay
>>D-dad is that a g-gun! Mooom
>It's okay!
>>Dad get that away from your mouth!
>It's okay
>>DAAAD!
>
>>OMG! HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!
>
>>AGHHHEEEE URRRRGGGHHHHH DAAAAD! FUCK! IT'S MY FAULT!
>
>>I'M A STUPID WHORE WHO SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED THE FAMILY! AND PRACTICED SAFE SEX BUT I'M A STUPID WHORE!
>
>>>HONEY! OMG WHAT HAPPENED!
>>DADDY KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE I TOLD HIM I WAS PREGNANT, BROKE, AND DROPPED OUT!
>>>
>>MOM! W-what are you doing with the gun
>>>No daughter of mine will be a dumb whore you cunt!
>>
>>>Repect, the family!

bawickitchabawbawwwwwwww

But user! If you turn 360 you will walk right at her!!

unexpected kek from a maplefag
weird day

If she's not a minor or a dependent of mine anymore, I kindly tell her to raise her child with the father that helped conceive it. If he's gone then she is a failure and she and her baby will eventually die for the sake of genetic superiority

Never knew what to say at this step of the turn 360° and walk away meme. Can someone give me a quick rundown?

tpbp

stab in uterus, hope bleed out