I just found out that my land-lady has literally been sneaking into my room and stealing money from me.
I don't know how long this has been going on, So, I'm looking for a new place to live now.
I guess this is what they mean by the "Battle of the sexes" yes?
Scandalous whore stories general, post your stories about women being complete Amoral monsters.
Cooper Thompson
How did you find out?
Henry Thompson
>How did you find out?
Caught her doing it.
Jayden Gomez
read crime and punishment
Benjamin Sanchez
set traps for her
Parker Jackson
>read crime and punishment
Women are never punished for crimes.
It does not appear that they have a solid moral core either.
Daniel Ortiz
Lmao. Women are always after our money for some reason.
Austin Reed
what'd she even say? did she just run off?
Jack Mitchell
She owes you a blowjob, minimum.
Hunter Russell
What were her last words before you stood your ground?
Nolan Hill
You caught her yet you didn't fuck afterwards?
What did kek mean by this
Lincoln Brown
Put a concealed mouse trap in a drawer where you hide money. I know it sounds cartoonish, but that shit works. and hurts like a bitch.
Isaiah Cruz
>what'd she even say? did she just run off?
She said that I "Gave it to her"
Fucking cunt.
> She owes you a blowjob, minimum.
Dude, it's my aunt.
How about hell fucking no?
Thomas Taylor
Just install a video camera and bring the cunt to court once you get the evidence. Even if she's allowed to go in your apartment, she can't steal anything from there.
Lucas Baker
Call the police and press charges
Justin Cook
>Dude, it's my aunt.
You know, that really changes the story. Not that it still isn't wrong, but some random lady stealing money from you is a bit different to your aunt stealing money from you.
Chase Sanders
>this guy doesn't want a revenge bj from his aunt
Nolan Roberts
>Dude, it's my aunt. Hot
Justin Reyes
>Dude, it's my aunt. I was going to type something til I read this.
>closes thread
Julian Allen
>Dude, it's my aunt. Time to prune the family tree.
Hudson Wright
She's like 60 years old and ugly as hell, not to mention I'm related to her...
How about you guys get your head out of your ass, for fuck sakes.
Nathan Williams
>She's like 60 years old and ugly as hell, not to mention I'm related to her...
>How about you guys get your head out of your ass, for fuck sakes.
besides, you are supposed to be posting your own stories, remember?
Isaac Stewart
>came to Sup Forums for serious advice
go fuck your aunt autist
Christian Lee
>She's like 60 years old and ugly as hell Hotter. Love mature incest porn
Jose Stewart
>Trusting women >Ever
Interesting story, anons....
I used to ask people what they would do if they received, tax free.... 200 billion dollars... just as a conversation starter...
I got the absolute BEST answer from my dad.
"I would fear women for the rest of my life"
t. son of divorced parents
Juan Rogers
>>came to Sup Forums for serious advice
Dude, I don't ask Sup Forums for advice you fucking dipshit.
I asked Sup Forums for stories about scandalous whores.
>She's like 60 years old and ugly as hell >Hotter. Love mature incest porn
God dammit, leaf.
Cooper Diaz
Bampin wit dem tiddies.
Come on Sup Forums
I know you got dem scandalous whore stories.
Henry Hill
bampin again wit dem tiddies.
Landon Bennett
Have you ever read Crime and Punishment?
Carter Gray
No whore problem here.
Chase Adams
What you can do is get iron clad proof she is doing and make the amount enough to be a felony. The present the evidence to her. Tell her you would to find a way to correct this, do not demand anything. So if she does not make right with it all you will be forced to go to the police. In the big picture you can get her to give you some free rent or something to that nature. If you are dead set on moving it would be good leverage to get deposits back and the .Oney she has stolen. Hi e her just enough rope to hang herself. Shit you could maybe get a blowjob out of it. The ball is your court if you play your cards right.
Jaxon Ramirez
>Have you ever read Crime and Punishment?
Nope, can you give me a quick rundown?
>No whore problem here.
Never even had to deal with a scandalous whore, huh?
Josiah Turner
>What you can do is get iron clad proof she is doing and make the amount enough to be a felony.
Dude, she's blood, for fuck sakes.
I grew up with her kids, and they are my friends.
I'm pissed but I'm not going to ruin their mothers life.
Leo Rodriguez
Blood means jack shit.
Chase Hughes
>Blood means jack shit.
Fuck you.
I've defended her son from unfair accusations that he was stealing from work.
He was like the only friend that I had when I was growing up.
I hate that this bitch is stealing from me, but I'm not going to ruin her fucking life, man.
Isaac Bailey
Fucking should be a punishment for women in the home?
Jayden Scott
>I've defended her son from unfair accusations that he was stealing >unfair accusations that he was stealing
Judging by how his mom is stealing from you I'd say they were probably fair accusations you defended him against.
Captcha >FREE STOP
Adrian Green
You and your family sound dysfunctional as fuck
Asher Wood
>she's blood Fuck off, family doesn't steal from you. No matter how related you are, if they're a shitty human being you should cut them out of your life.
Cameron Gomez
If you didn't want to hear other people's opinions about how fucking SHIT your aunt is and how your bloodline is a bunch of fucking FAGGOTS (you) and THIEVES (your Aunt) keep this shit TO YOURSELF FAG.
Dylan Williams
btw this is now an, "OP is a faggot," thread.
Jackson Clark
CUCCED
Zachary Mitchell
>Judging by how his mom is stealing from you I'd say they were probably fair accusations you defended him against.
No, it was junk components they were throwing in the trash that he took because he like fixing shit.
He asked the manager and the manager okay-ed it.
The "secret partner" of the place just wanted an excuse to fire him because he wanted a managers position.
Wyatt Adams
You deserve to be stolen from then
David Martinez
>All from the cuck's mouth to another cuck's eares. He's a thief. Your aunt is a thief. You're a cuck and/or a fag. Maybe both.
Nathan Diaz
>CUCCED
Literally never had a girlfriend, impossible for me to be cucked because no woman that I have met has ever lived up to my standards.
She has to be able to have a conversation that I don't find booring as all fucking hell.
And i'm still looking.
Chase Morris
>You deserve to be stolen from then
I'm going to find you, and ruin your life.
Caleb Jackson
KIll that bitch seriously follow her next time she leave and straight murk that bitch and hope no one sees or your caught on camera.
Angel Robinson
>Never had a gf. Jesus Christ you really are a fag.
And an emotional fag at that.
Landon Sanchez
>Jesus Christ you really are a fag.
Still havent found a woman who is loyal to you, despite your numerous hookups, huh?
Alexander Bell
>getting so booty bothered by an anonymous shitposter on an indonesian boardgame image board that you feel the need to threaten them Do you feel like a big guy?
Owen Rodriguez
You can't even defend yourself from your aunt. No one here worried about your faggotry.
Hunter Hill
>Do you feel like a big guy?
Do you like being cucked by your girlfriend despite the fact that you fuck her on the regular?
I'm sure tyrone is happy.
Jaxson Gray
>Said the fag virgin. Sure showed us. Go beat off to trap porn.
Benjamin Taylor
>You can't even defend yourself from your aunt.
I totally can you literal fucking faggot.
I was asking Sup Forums for scandalous whore stories....
And you just HAD to break the silence with your canadian cuck bulshit.
Hows it feel to be cucked by mohammed?
Don't even pretend that you aren't, you fucking faggot.
Benjamin Parker
>Sure showed us. Go beat off to trap porn.
Fuck off CIA.... don't you have something better to do with your taxpayer funding than insult Americans online?
Isaiah Cox
This little bitch is having a total meltdown. LUL
Tyler Wright
you really want to not hate women, but it's hard. they make it so hard. The Aunt thinks of you as that 6 year old kid she knew forever, even if you are 36. And she knows she has all sorts of leverage because your parent is her sister(or brother). And she ahs forever to work it. btw are you asian? that sounds like crazy asian parents
Nolan Kelly
SAGE
Juan Harris
>This little bitch is having a total meltdown. LUL
Posted by hillary clinton, and you cucks think she would make a good leader.
Jacob Sullivan
>even if you are 36.
Wow, how accurate your estimate is, CIA.
Kinda makes me think you've been fucking with me my entire life.
So, does the CIA do anything other than ruin the lives of Americans?
Christian Jones
we watch you masturbate through the webcam
Nathan Martin
>we watch you masturbate through the webcam
Faggot.
Nolan Adams
You disgust me, what kind of animal doesn't lock their stuff up, if it wasn't for weak people like you who refuse to engage basic protective measures, thieves and criminals couldn't even exist.
Juan Powell
>we watch you masturbate through the webcam
You still paid to watch me, you CIA prick?
>Surfs to BlackCockHypnosis.com
No, fuck YOU!
Charles Foster
Probably from all the Porn you are cucked to, standards tend to drop when you don't have 1.21 gigawatts of porn at your immediate disposal, cuck.
Liam Green
I like how you admitted that you always beat off to trap porn since you assumed the accusation was justified enough to come from CIA data collection.
Kayden Reyes
You're the one who made a simple pilferage about some war between the sexes. Dope.
Samuel Mitchell
You're a fucking newfag that lives with his aunt and is too cucked to stop her from stealing the sweat of your brow. You don't get to call anybody cucked, you blogposting condom dodger. What you're really afraid of is having to knuckle down and pay rent on your own, because deep down inside you're a scared little sack of shit, but instead of doing anything about it you want validation from this sack of monkey assholes that post here, but you're so low even they're shitting on you. Now go fuck back off to reddit or whatever other shithole so you can fish for upboats without getting your precious little feelings hurt.
Xavier Stewart
person on the left is a male.
Pic related.
Jacob Collins
You are the trap porn expert, so we will have to take you at your word.
James Russell
>I like how you admitted that you always beat off to trap porn since you assumed the accusation was justified enough to come from CIA data collection.
Obama ordered the CIA to use Obamacare to give HRT to white men.
Ian Jones
That isn't how insurance works, little guy, maybe you should ask your aunt about it.
Hunter Scott
get a load of this faggot
Carter Campbell
>You are the trap porn expert, so we will have to take you at your word.
So, how many CIA agents have fallen victim to my trap?
You cuckold little bitches?
Henry Flores
>Getting caught constantly masturbating to trap porn on webcam was part of the plan
William Turner
Too many to count, most of the women in my town openly pursue soldiers just for the benefits, literally pimping themselves out plus the girls in my high school were open whores.
Lincoln Butler
>>Getting caught constantly masturbating to trap porn on webcam was part of the plan
You're the one who constantly employs black cock cuckolds, CIA.
Samuel Rivera
CIA doesn't have to employ you, you seem to do it for free.
Christopher Gray
>CIA doesn't have to employ you, you seem to do it for free.
Sup Forums is a better intelligence agency than the CIA, and we do it for FAR less money than the CIA.
congratulations on getting replaced by those who do your job BETTER, for free....
You CIA job-cucks
Logan Walker
Give me proof of what the CIA *DOES* to earn it's taxpayer funding.
I fucking dare you.
Jose Ortiz
>Give me proof of what the CIA *DOES* to earn it's taxpayer funding.
>I fucking dare you.
You little welfare queen bitches.
Nicholas Reyes
Sure and you somehow need to cuck yourself to hours of black trap daily to do your intelligence sweeps.
Tyler Martin
i got some sage advice about family ties once; ask yourself "if I weren't related to this person, would I want them in my life?"
Also, getting back money she stole from you is not fucking her life over, it's getting back what's yours. And remember that she didn't give a fuck about stealing from you.
Jack Morgan
This is why you never trust anyone especially a woman
Blake Sullivan
>Sure and you somehow need to cuck yourself to hours of black trap daily to do your intelligence sweeps.
It literally doesn't matter.
We cost less than you, and we are better THAN you.
Goodbye.
Colton Thompson
Yes, nobody is disputing that you are better at cucking yourself to blacked trap porn than most anyone else.
If you are so much better, where is your database of every phone call made in the last decade or so?
Wyatt Walker
I rescind my previous advice. It's clear you're a massive faggot and the best advice I can give you is to kill yourself.
Christopher Allen
>Yes, nobody is disputing that you are better at cucking yourself to blacked trap porn than most anyone else.
precisely...
So why should we spend taxpayer funds to let the CIA cuck themselves and US?
Robert Carter
Piss all over your money to keep it safe
Colton Price
Unlike you they can maintain massive databases and server farms where they store every phone call since the 80s.
Carson Ross
>tripcode >reddit spacing >quoting every line >posting a blog >33 posts by this id What the fuck Sup Forums sage this trash
Christopher Fisher
Why do u leave money on the dresser like your paying some cheap whore?
Carson Watson
set up a camera and record her in the act, then prosecute and inflate the amount stolen so she gets a felony.
also SAGED and reported, this isn't political
Thomas Bell
Itt user lives in aunts basement Aunt asks for money user spergs out refuses to pay Aunt takes money user spergs out on pol
Landon Sanchez
What if you did this, but then told her you'd take it to the cops unless she gives you sex?
Xavier Diaz
>having cash stored in your room >not putting it the bank are you a retarded nigger?
Gabriel Hernandez
You really should read Crime and Punishment, it was recommended for a reason