Went to a saint pattys day party with this stupid girl who I went to HS with, I had been hanging around her back in 2015 for a little bit and I knew that she was really into me..... then on saint Patrick's day when she told me I was fine to spend the night and we were chillin the whole time at around 3am she flipped shit and kicked me out, had to get a ride from someone, and told me it was because I was talking about aliens too much. Like wtf? I would never date someone that didn't believe in aliens, in fact I don't trust anyone that doesn't believe in aliens.
All this aside she comes to pol, we had a decent talk about kek, meme magic and race war now. (She was even redoubled about the Jews, which is rare around here, no one will openly discuss that with me), she also likes vaporwave, also somewhat rare around here (that anyone even knows what that is)
I'm confident I made the right decision though.
Then yesterday when I'm writing an essay for this jewnior college that I go to, she fucking COMES OVER unannounced, slips into my house without being invited in and gives me this note. Didn't open it till today The best thing about it is the pepe sticker though, now I'm wondering if I should hit her up for more stickers, don't wanna risk anymore autistic fits though, what do? Pic related is the note
Daniel Hill
Also left this part out, by the part im confident about is to never speak to her again
Grayson Stewart
She's crazy, run.
Michael Garcia
stop talking about aliens because she is a alien.
Adam Robinson
this. affection has blinded you from red flags user
David Jackson
all these things are red flags. what is your point? a few women are crazy?
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Nathan Hughes
>I also apologize to your mom for having to pick you up
Spent your good boy brownie points.
Cameron Smith
At least she uses sad frog stickers? She's extra fucking crazy. Like sketch comedy show crazy.
Daniel Reed
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Wyatt Russell
She's crazy, fun!
Christian Watson
San diego area ? Fuck that bitch shes a hoe
Nolan Murphy
She's crazy for you, make her do all kinds of freaky sex shit
Juan Williams
fun in bed until you get taken to court for "rape"
Charles Peterson
This. She's an alien. She doesn't like being talked about. She was kicked from her world and you taking about aliens was to much for her. She wants to forget about that part of herself.
Wyatt Smith
cringey as fuck
Zachary Smith
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Austin Walker
It doesn't matter what gets said here. This is a really pathetic humblebrag - it lets us know how much of a fucking loser you are.
You will eventually be controlled by a woman if you're questioning Sup Forums about this. Might as well accept it, get cucked, betafy and enjoy the dadbod liberal cuckfest that is now your life.
William Davis
Keep as friend, never ever fuck her
Joseph Ramirez
she's grooming you for the friend zone mate. She rejected you hard and is now trying to lure you back in. if you go back to her you'll be in her orbit. She probably already has another man lined up and/or is fucking him. You're a walking wallet to her, obviously.
Noah Sanchez
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Michael Cook
She seems good to go
Bentley Robinson
San Diego? Where did you get that from?
1488 get and facepix shall be posted
Cameron Cooper
This is some strong autism.
Nolan Cox
Keeper.
Also, fake and gay.
Michael Butler
brain say no, benis say yes pls :DDDDD
Gavin Martinez
show her bill cooper or michael tsarion.
Justin Lewis
Don't take advantage of autists, user.
Jonathan Sullivan
There are two sets of trips I've noticed in this thread, post some pics.
Sebastian Russell
Highly pol related goy
Colton Hernandez
The guy has no car, obviously hes the chad
Adam Cooper
>getting friend zoned by an autistic girl
Angel Taylor
Almost epic digits.
But no it's not a humblebrag, why would I brag about this? It is cringey as fuck, I just thought it was interesting that she comes here sometimes and thought it might make decent discussion. There's no way I'd let this chick Cuck me, my gawd never
Nathaniel Hughes
This is so stupid. Aliens don't exist and even if they did, why would one come here and talk to you? She's not an alien and aliens are not here
Ethan Thomas
She added little hearts in her note. give her the D
Jordan Perez
She just wants cock mate, stay away from her before you accidentally impregnate.
Juan Hernandez
It's real
Asher Thomas
>then on saint Patrick's day when she told me I was fine to spend the night and we were chillin the whole time at around 3am she flipped shit
She wanted to fuck you weird autist and you sperged out and blew it.
Lincoln Howard
What the hell is wrong with your mom? Eleven-year-olds shouldn't be out at 3am.
Angel Butler
>I think kek wants us to be friends >people take this meme blasphemy seriously in real life Stop it Check em
Henry Thompson
Also, what's with that last line?
"I would never take your stuff or tell your P.O."? Sounds like she might be talking about drugs, and the PO is a parole officer.
Cooper Ortiz
Is this what happens aspies try to mate?
Jace Nguyen
>she told me I was fine to spend the night and we were chillin the whole time at around 3am she flipped shit and kicked me out
She asked you to "spend the night" with her and once she realized you weren't gonna make a move, she was insulted and kicked you out (it has nothing to do with aliens - that's just an excuse to hide the real reason she was upset). Truth is girls will just go along with whatever you believe if they think it will make you like them. You basically accidentally own her at this point.
Noah Wilson
Alright other user, trips are good enuff.
Aiden Phillips
OP is degen. Ignore and move on.
Levi Parker
This.
Grayson Martin
Forgot the plox
Tyler Parker
>she agrees with pol
Marry her.
Aiden Carter
>had to get a ride from someone The letter clearly says she apologizes for your mom having to come pick you up. You don't hide facts from us, user. We already think you're pathetic.
John Harris
bro, it's "paddy's" not "patty's"
and she is crazy, run
Asher Thomas
you'll never do better
Anthony Watson
I'd tell you your problem, but you wouldn't trust me because I don't believe in alien.s
James James
>SHE
Ryder Turner
RUN FOREST RUN!!!
Jonathan Stewart
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Camden Young
>she
Leo Evans
I know no one who that has happened to.
Kevin Cox
>mummy had to pick him up >brought his drugs to her house and is on probation >spouts memes irl like a fucking teenager
Sounding more and more like a winner.
Kevin Gomez
I jerked off to this, think about that. I screamed Isabella when I came.
Luke Baker
So much interesting things to talk about and you choose fucking aliens kek it's not 2005 anymore m8.
Benjamin Wood
If I were you, I would run for the hill!
Zachary Reed
>posting her pic user you dun goofed. I'd say dick her down. You wont meet another autist like her again
Benjamin Morgan
Stop writing to yourself in girlish ways and posting in on the net OP i bet that's why you don't have a gf.
Nathaniel Wood
Oh no that sucks
Zachary Evans
She's crazy, keep her.
Liam Lee
Hahaha what a loser faggot
Charles Ward
HERE COOOMES
THE CRIMSON CHIN
Logan Phillips
Don't dox her or me user that would be mean
Asher Kelly
>posting her pic
Asher Kelly
>aliens don't exist
Autist af
Owen Sanders
She kinda does look like an alien.
Samuel Davis
is this an elaborate personal army rusing? Because that's what it seems like this is leading into.
Kevin Cruz
Ive already started looking for her. You dun goofed op
John Smith
She walked into your house uninvited. This bitch is crazy. Don't hang out with her. Don't even let her near you. The only people i know that barge into peoples houses uninvited are crazies and Italians. You shouldn't trust them either.
Its like what my dad used to say and his father before him and his father before him >Don't trust Italians My dad should have took his ancestors advice. He married an italian and got boned. God damn Italians. Fuck'em
Andrew Foster
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Andrew Richardson
Isabella? That's my cat's name. You better not be fucking with my cat user. First aliums now seducing cats? Not cool.
Nathaniel Flores
more than just autistic but I wouldn't be able to do better so I would keep tb h
don't really know a lot but she seems really erratic if you could get a handle on that shit would be cash
Angel Parker
>Don't dox her Are you secretly asking us to? Seems like reverse phscology. Is she hispanic? Also you should of fucked her. Other anons are right, why did you ramble likr an actual autist
Angel Roberts
They don't and if they did exist they wouldn't waste their time living among us in secrecy. Stupid conspiracy theories
Jackson Powell
:( why aren't anons nice people
Jacob Sanchez
The best horses are the ones who are hardest to break OP...
Owen Collins
she took the time. she apologized. you have lots in common. one more chance won't hurt. don't listening to the rest of the perma-virgins and just do it.
Leo Murphy
>posting the dps test npc
Zachary Foster
Autists are the true alphas
Luke Rodriguez
So is the thread kill now? Is it bullshit? Now really political other than they say stupid meme shit in person
Juan Myers
paper bag over head and benis in bagina :DDDDD
Sebastian Long
Only a matter of time before we are using jetbstreams to track her location
Michael Morris
*not
Nathaniel Bell
Give her a chance user, let's make Sup Forums a board of love
Jayden Morales
What the fuck is that creature? She looks Slav but there are much better slavs out there op.
Easton Harris
Actually, it would be kind of funny if this shithole resulted in a happy marriage. Stranger things have happened.
Cooper Ortiz
Cute. Tell her to get lost. Come sit on my lap.
Andrew Ward
No thanks buddy.
Kevin Ortiz
Crazy bitches are the best bitches but be warned, they will slowly turn you crazy if you are weak
Jaxon Walker
>I also apologize to your mom for having to pick you up
Jack Foster
Lol I honestly wouldn't be surprised
Kevin Bailey
any draw fags wanna draw op with an ayylmao girl on a couch, hes saying " aliens control the world" and the girl is blushing say "nn-n-n-o they arent s-s-s-shut up"b