I MOVED HERE FROM SINGAPORE A YEAR AGO AND I FUCKING HATE IT

I MOVED HERE FROM SINGAPORE A YEAR AGO AND I FUCKING HATE IT

STOP ASKING IF I EAT DOGS
STOP ASKING IF I KNOW KARATE
STOP IRONICALLY BOWING TO ME

I HATE AMERICANS

Fuck off larper, it clearly says you from America from your flag.

are u hot

Take me to Singapore I'm white

I laughed.

Have an upvote, friendo.

Then move back to Singapore.

Sounds like someone can't handle the banter.

fpbp
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Do you have a hot sister that's single?

Hey, you know what they say: if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. Alright then, gah blesssss

do u eat dog?

Do you eat cats and do you know Kung-Fu?

What is OP's favorite breed of dog to eat?

Do you eat dog with chopsticks or with fork?

Do you use dipping sauces when eating dog, or, do you eat dog plain?

FAGGOT AMERICANS ALWAYS RUSH TO BULLY SMALL ASIANS BUT THEY ARE SCARED TO SAY SHIT ABOUT THEIR JAMAL OVERLORDS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO GET RAPED AND KILLED

Wow, rude
Not going to play ping pong with you now.

Serious question here OP.

Did you pee pee in my Coke?

which state did you move to and why did you go to burgerland?

I've gotten into the habit of doing a slight bow to people as a curtsy, although I know it's kind of anachronistic I feel that putting yourself into a moment of submission before someone is a sign of respect. Hope all the Ching Chongs don't think I'm imitating them and being rude, shit

Arways rook eye

Nice blog faggot

AND THEN?

Do you know wing chun?

NON-IMMIGRANT STUDENT VISA TO JOHN HOPKINS IN MARYLAND

stop eating dogs you fucking chink

Does your dog know karate la?
And by dog I mean your filipina maid?
Yes thats right burgers its legal to have slaves in Singapore

>can own slaves but can't chew gum
quality priorities right there

>baltimore

well there's your problem

>thinking we wanted you here in the first place
Well retard, you only have yourself to blame.

*Roll d6 for racist slang here*

Maybe shitty area, move?

CHING CHONG DING DONG

Singaporans are some of the most autistic spergs I have ever met. Even worse than mainland Chinese.

What part of Singapore? I used to live near the British Club. Yes I come from a wealthy family so thats why we were in that area.

Come to Alaska, there are lots of your kind here

have you met any other merlion people there?

What are you saying, they're to stupid to figure out that were making fun of them when we ask if they want to play basketball.

Do you really get the death penalty for spiting gum on the sidewalk in Singapore? If so, i want to go more than ever.