Be me

>be me
>be berrypicker
>Ogda aproach
>ask sex
>get reject
Is longnose tribe fault?

Stone longnoses! Tribe fight now!

Fuck Drumkf! He not my chieftain! All drunkf followers make hand relief while look on mongoloid cave painting of little girl.

>(((Tribewar)))
confirmed longnose shill

>Be Swede
>Be cuck
>Elsa approach
>ask to watch her fuck full
>prep bull

>ask sex

You're doing it wrong, you fucking faggot.

Me former drunkf support man here. Lie-no, funny watch man crash and burn. Seriosu, we can't give drunkfman the fire cavepaintings

Wrong chief, cannot give drumft firestick

>Not raping Ogda
You weak like mouse.

squash berry. let rest in sheep bladder.

Ogda drink. sleep hard.

smell ogda feet.

>be in Swede tribe
>see large bird in smaller bird nest
>small birds work hard to feed large bird
Small birds so tolerant! Make better world for all.

>be you
>not know how to cavetext

Reminder that ALL neanderthal women CRAVE that Sweet Sapiens Dick

Go back to longnose tribe

longnose tribe control all pelts
no stone for pelt you give longnose more power

Longnose in village center again, yelling how he victim of pale skin. All day Longnose cry about hurt. Everywhere I see drawing of pale skin victims. Pale skin make monkey skins work. They not like hunting. Longnose long history of wanting to be chief but Longnose only know how trick people; not good chief quality.

Firestick longnose creation
How not be berrypick slave

we breeding you out and there's nothing you can do about it, low brow

sapiens cave defence force
ooga booga off

No more fire! Fire make sky angry! Fire make sea eat land!

Highbrow tribe weak
20 mooncykles all highbrow dead
Highbrow females love strong lowbrow

>3 BC
>still pick berry
>no stay in momga's cave
you are big boonga

Sea eat land good! Make fish closer for lowbrow tribe eat! Make more plant for lowbrow tribe eat!

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never forget sand tribe steal younglings from Rockerham!

Ogda woman. She no rights. You rape her, but watch out her father, he no like.

>3 BC
>Cavemen
You not larp?

>Me push berries into dirt
>Rest of tribe laugh at me, say dirt not hungry!
>More berry bush where I put berries
>Tribe say not fair me have bush to myself when some not have any berries
>Me know who they speak
>They breathe the funny smoke when pretend go berry picking
>They never go hunt, only pick funny smoke plant
>Tribe take my berries and give to smoke breathers

Me want walk south, join better tribe.

Not leave yet. Many moons from now, chief from frog tribe come. He make funny on red berry blue berry story. He make north tribe great again.

Me like BearMan of frog tribe. Me join him hunting party.

Berrypusher weak, berrypusher get no berrysex
Hunter get sex all females

Me good at hunt. Better at make hunting sticks, though. Break sharp rocks. This why close berry bush good. No need walk far.

Look at me new kind of hunting sticks. Throw hard and far.

Long nose tribe always fault.
But chief will free us long nose tricks.

Am not ooga booga tribe.

Yerrsz, all is longnoses fault, go fight!! I watch your precious Bernstein-necklace for savetey, k.

Much stupid idea. Why throw stick with stick? If have two stick why only one throw?

Stick make stick go hard faster.

>not being hopping tribe
>not giving (((tribe))) free argentavis ride
this why you not get sex

Me have strong arm! Not need fancy two stick. Two stick is for babbies.

weapon to surpass stone gear

Cavepainter stupid, use 2 stick not one

You see now what me tribe like? Dumb like rock. Can't think strong man throw more strong with me new hunting sticks.

Less time on strong arm
More time strong leg
Leg better strong than arm strong.

literally the most unfunny forced reddit-tier meme I've ever seen on Sup Forums, let alone Sup Forums

if you ever needed any more evidence that nu/pol/ is nothing but a bunch of preteen r/donald refugees look no further than this thread.

i hope you all get AIDS

Need to arise mega ultra chicken for dowry.

Current period
Using one stick
Idiot.cavepainting

Funny eye tribe is make stupid cave writing

>Ancient kind of cavepainting
>You no understand it

This just make me thing you new.

Caveposting has been here since 2011newfaggot.

1 Uga booga pick self out
2 Save dada
3 ???????
4 PROFIT

Need down run on bogda tribe.

Stop hand pleasure

Fuck, forget rockage

It 10000BC already.
Why you using stick as butthole cleaner still?
Me find tree bark better.

If you kill other tribe, other tribe win.

>Stick make stick go hard faster.

homo

Sapiens

no homosapiens

AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>builds pyramids
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>experiments with dog DNA
SO U BE SAYIN
>gives dog DNA to Yakub the Most Niggest
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>floats telepathically
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>creates Albinoid race
U BE SAYIN
>composes Symphony No. 40
HOL UP HOL UP
>releases Albinoids from captivity
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>walks like an Egyptian
SO U BE SAYIN
>founds the United States of Niggamerica
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>turns water into malt liquor
WE WUZ
>invents fried chicken tree
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>opens pineal gland with melanin powers
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>founds Judaism and Christianity
SO WE WUZ
>loses war to literal cave-dwelling dog people
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>loses intelligence
SO WE WUZ
>builds mud hut
WE WUZ
>crafts armaments in the shape of a phallus
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>racemixes with Neanderthal
HOL UP
>gets outdsmarted by chimpanzee
SO WE WUZ
>rapes crocodile
WE IZ
>invents nothing or explores anywhere for the next 5000 years
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT

Stop sticking stick in caveman butthole.
Cornholing not invented yet.

i am homo erectus

Go away coalface tribe

>Roth tribe go down near bogda tribe
>Bogda tribe speak with tribe from sky
>Bogda tribe use head magic
>Bogda tribe is chief of Frank tribe, no hurting with club without reason
>Bogda tribe has big rock and berry huts
>They send berries to create first sky tribe
>Bogda tribe has berry huts to make change to polynucleotide strands
>Bogda tribe will all look same
>Very smartest tribe on ground
>Indus tribe says wing men will come. Bodga tribe this. Bringing better sticks
>I am want them to be kind

Berry picker rise up when?

Oh yeah. More like get sex all female mammoth.
Hur hur

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Who is Bogda tribe? Tell quick

longnose tribe is good, I grow grain for longnose, he let me keep enough to survive winter and I trade extra grain for shiny stuff, with shiny stuff i fuck Ogda and your mom HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are the women getting hotter? What is going on?

Slant eye tribe says that this way I can eat and clean with same stick!
Slant eye is friend of tribe!

NOT ON ANIMIST ROCK WALL! BERRY PICKERS BANISH THIS APE

Funny talker say we come from ape. I skin him for insult sky tribe who make us life.

longnoses always at fault. They even knock over the Twin Stone Stacks!

Snake tribe, hah, who even make tracks in wood for hunt? Joke tribe.

>berrypicker
>get reject
Haha me hunter. Me no get reject!

Learn hunt.

Chief take my berries and give to darkface. Why chief take any berry? Me no signed social pact.

Fellow snake tribe men make tracks in woods for appropriate amount of meat.
Look (((longnose))) tribe is calling you to collect share of berries so can feed oogabooga tribe, you better go pay fast :^)

Daily reminder we people of induz civilization are advanced with architecture, pottery, city planning, administative laws, arts, and especially a sewage system. You gora Neanderthals the cave dwellers should bow against our glorious civilization.

POO IN HOLE IN GROUND NOT INSIDE RIVER

Tracks not need if I allowed recreational spear and chopping stone.

How chief make trail without berry? Berrypicker too busy in bushes to make trail.

>berrypicker

post tits

>implying this piece of anti-white propaganda is true

Why me pay for track I not use. Why snake take my berry?
Take berry is thief

>being me
>Homosapien
>paint on Malaysian wall made for big eyed girls
>meaning whiles
>Homo Africanus is in out in out with my woman
>I want to get off this Mammoth

Longnose tribe use cave painting, make Ogda think only brownskin tribe good for seks.

Day of rock not come soon enough.

If ogda no give sex
Find small tribeman, look like female. Penis no see different.

Sewage hole ground alongside long arrangements of tunnels connected to sea through river flow, learn to read you half ape.

Sewage is hole ground alongside long arrangements of tunnels connected to sea through river flow, learn to read you half ape.

>Slant eye tribe says that this way I can eat and clean with same stick!
>Slant eye is friend of tribe!
Slant eye good guy. But why food taste shit now? Me no get it.

This was beautiful.

HAHA saypeen not know saypeen man and cave people woman bear no fruit.

Look out for 200 year drought Indus loser.
Missing link detected

small tribesman sex is ok. Longnose tribe say our tribeswomen no good anyway.

Snake do not take berry.
Snake only ask berry for trail you use.
Snake also offers plan for you to use all trails for little more berries if you want, is very good deal

I am begin of think that you are being tricked by longnose tribe into thinking they is snake

Why should I care what you think, you fucking gook lmfao.

How you make long track? How you keep bushes off track while you pick berry?

No-tribes washed off rock by wave!

are you using same end of stick for both time, abbo??? Does one real have to point every thing out??
I hopes you get of no stick stick in poop hole because only clean out!!

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