PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
>Pres Trump signs s.442 NASA Act 3/21/17
>Pres Trump rally in Louisville KY 3/20/17
>SC Nominee Neil Gorsuch 3/20/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Iraq PM al-Abadi 3/20/17
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #8 3/18/17
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
>The Story behind MAGA hats
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
>Tucker talks Trumpism
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>Hold Back The Night
>Inauguration of Fire
>TRUMP - MAGA
>We Are The Silent Majority
>American Comeback Story
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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Repeal Trump and repeal racist white people.
GIMME VIEWERS, GIMME FIRE, GIMME RATINGS I DESIRE!
TURN ON I SEE TRUMP
ADRENALINE CRASH AND CRASH MY HEAD
TWITTER JUNKIE, PAINT ME DEAD
AND I SEE TRUMP
ONE HUNDRED PLUS THROUGH BLACK AND WHITE
WHITE HOUSE, NUCLEAR WARHEAD
FUCK 'EM MAN, MY INTERN’S DEAD
THROUGH BLACK AND WHITE
WHERE IS THIS EVEN GOING
>[X]Defeated Hofer easily
>[X]Blocked cabinet appointments for months
>[X]Blocked first Muslim Ban
>[X]Revealed Sessions ties to Russia
>[X]Forced Sessions recusal
>[X]Baited Trump into tweeting lies about President Obama without proof
>[X]Blocked second Muslim Ban
>[X]Defeated Wilders easily
>[X]Blocked wall funding
>[X]Trump caught lying about Obama wiretap
>[X]Comey unveils wide ranging investigation into Russian/Trump collusion
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>[ ]Easily defeat LePen
>[ ]Remove Bannon
>[ ]Remove Sessions
>[ ]Block Gorsuch Nomination
>[ ]Block tax cuts for the rich
>[ ]Block third Muslim Ban
>[ ]Full tax returns released
>[ ]BiPartisan support for impeachment
>[ ]Tried for Treason
>[ ]Dies alone, poor, and disgraced in Prison
>[ ]America lives happily ever after
NEXT UP: Marine LePen is defeated
>otto frank remarried after the holocaust
I fucking love Gorsuch
>muh virtue signaling with gays
Franken unable to understand how Gorsuch doesn't pull from his personal views to interpret the law. He's too stupid to understand such a dynamic.
Make Space Great Again
Was there ever any doubt?
Mummy! And so close with those digits.
>Hey rabbi, whatcha doing?
>just swiped right on a girl I had a huge crush on since freshman year of high school, currently 23
>pls green MAGA hat give me the graces of Kek
By Trump I hope this works...
>1980's ruthless businessman
>Pence and Gorsuch
>1980s wholesome dad
When did everyone became perma-outraged transgendered faggots?
A reminder to report the israeli bot spammer, as what he does is against the rules.
>Constant appeals to emotion
>"My personal views don't matter-"
>OK MOVING ON
When is the election again?
He's basically saying
>I'm anti-gay, but they have the right to marry.
I'm fine with that.
>4 fucking days of straight posting and it's not sticking
God, every time I think shills can't get worse at this, they surprise me again.
>trying to bait the homo question
WHEN IS THIS FUCKING FAILED COMEDIAN'S TIME GOING TO BE UP?
How long has this confirmation hearing been going on?
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
The 90's and 2000's
Trump kids are an example to be followed
But aren't these polls comprised of (((proper voters)))? so she's probably like 20 points ahead!
>it's a Franken episode
He's unbelievably condescending, too. He thinks he's lecturing Neil somehow about what a fascist he is despite being retarded in comparison.
April or may I think
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>You're responsible for what other people are saying
It is a troll, you are feeding a troll.
Fuck he only had one character that was successful anyway
Fuck off. Maga shopper is cool.
FAWTY YEAYERS OF LAHWW
Everytime I hear a kike talk, its an indicator that comfy times are over. That high pitched screech they call their voice isn't comforting at all.
Redpill me on Brat
Do you guys know when the trump - jinping meeting is coming up?
How is Donald Trump like Hitler at all
Checking those holy trips
At this point, they're attacking him for things that he never said, but that other people said about him. They might as well read Sup Forums comments about Gorsuch and ask him to disavow them.
I think it's rich that Franken is now pretending to care about judicial politicization.
Remember everyone this is total war.
They want to destroy us.
Isnt "rule violation" and "illegal content" basically the same shit?
user GETTING ANGRY - wouldn't like user getting angry
FRANKEN SPEAKS WITH DICK IN MOUTH
FRANKEN RAMBLING ABOUT NOTHING
GARLAND SUCKS DICK
Illegal Content bumps up the priority mostly for dealing with CP
Roe v Wade isn't getting overturned, Jew.
>I just wanna just
This is all so funny, I thought the Democrats were against obstructionism?
Are they for it now? Or were they just lying?
of course he speaks for pirebus, someone is pushing you for a job, of course there's a relevant professional relationship
wtf I love Ryancare now
seriously, i have lifted those words because they are almost perfect for the job. minor reworking for the audience but i mean to use them irl pretty much as written.
dunno if you'll ever get feedback on how it plays, but who knows?
we love our joe posters don't we folks?
>I dont speak for him, he doesn't speak for me
>Just as you don't like to be spoken for
>I am my own man, I am a judge
GORSUCH BTFO OF FRANKEN
>triggering drumpfweenies is against the safe space rules
Cry more, fag.
Franken jewish tricks don't work with this man
Liberals live in their own bubble. They are constantly fellated by hanger-on Hollywood types. They don't understand that most of the world think they are laughably naive. They forget that America/Europe are the only liberal areas on the planet. Everybody else in the world is so conservative they make Reagan look like Bernie.
>I just want to dish out justice, and uphold the law
What a fucking shocker
I hope to see a video of him saying that.
Holy shit Al Franken is a complete and utter fucking clown.
This is Sup Forums not neogaf everyone is a shitposting troll.
When is trump meeting xi jinping? I know it's supposed to be in april but don't know the date.
Do any of you know?
Sup Forums is being raided by Goons. "What's a Goon?", you newfags may ask.
Good question. A Goon is a member of(or is associated with) a dying forum known as SomethingAwful. SA used to be a humor website and that was where Moot hung our before he created Sup Forums in 2003. Most of its members drank the SJW koolaid early on in the late 2000's and they HATE Sup Forums.
Notice how I said they hate Sup Forums? Well, they think we're offensive for one and they're also incredibly jealous of us being better at trolling than they are.
"Oh shit! I knew we were under attack!" is probably your natural response. Well good news! Goontards are incredibly easy to spot! Just look for:
>snarky liberal rhetoric
>bizarre barely comprehensible posts
>BLACKED spam (that's their favorite tactic)
>Bait with any of the above characteristics
And you know the best part? They hate getting exposed! All you need to do (besides reporting their garbage) is call the offending poster a Goon (or Goontard if you really want to piss them off). They want us to think they're CTR/ShareBlue/the JIDF but now you know who's REALLY behind the garbage that infests our board!
Fanken's just busting out every moan and groan that the libtards have with Trump.
We've heard all this concern shilling on this board, even.
Such as this. Think it's a bit because its in a lot of threads
>What exactly are you quoting? Sounds interesting.
Ur-Fascism by Umberto Eco
Female teachers were a mistake.
I'M JUST QUOTIN' HIM, GOYIM, DATS ALL!
Gorsuch is easily one my favorite decisions of Trump, seeing him btfo all of these bait questions and stick to his guns makes me very happy.
He really is good
>That's a question for mr. bannon
>Well he's not here!
Where do they get these direct quotes when Trump has closed-door meetings?
Checked he's having none of their bullshit
THE FUCKING BEHEMOTH AGAIN JESUS
How goes the hearing? They bring up the Fascism Forever club?
Try growing up Jewish. One of the only Jewish voices I associate with warmth is that of my grandmother.
Franken has an overly inflated opinion of his own intelligence.
It's rather funny.
What the actual fuck is Trump doing with this shit? 20+ straight months of immaculate judgement and now this fuckery.
I'm getting upset that Gorsuch keeps giving Franken (You)'s. Is he a newfag?
Kike Franken is just getting destroyed. But fuck it would be hard to just sit there and not go off on these fuckers for their mindless drivel.
Is that a jew behind Franken?
I bet he only hires jews.
Franken is destroying his own cred here.
why not coon
>Everybody else in the world is so conservative they make Reagan look like Bernie.
That's not really true, especially with regards to economics.
Why are these guys so upset about Chevron?
4/10 needs work