Ferris High School coach 'put genitals in a hot dog bun'

>High school football coach is suspended after he 'put his genitals in a hot dog bun and showed it to his players'

>Jim Sharkey, 50, allegedly joked: 'You think that is a big dog, take a look at this'
>The incident allegedly took place during a summer camp in Idaho last year
>Sharkey, who coaches Ferris High School, insists the incident never took place

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4334862/High-school-football-coach-genitals-hot-dog-bun.html

laughed my buns off

I bet they will relish this memory.

this accusation will be dogging him for the rest of his life

That mustard been a stupid idea, the I don't know all the facts, can someone help me ketchup?

Pure lad banter. Would buy him a beer

You guys probably won't believe me but I played football and baseball (he was the baseball coach too) at Ferris and me and sharkey were somewhat close before I graduated. Here's what I know about the case:
>coach is a complete dick to unathletic kids, bro to jocks
>everyone except a few athletes hate him because he calls people out for being lazy shits
>our basketball coach got suspended/forced to resign after students made up allegations against him because he was also kind of a dick
Most people I know think he's being framed because some kids got tired of his shit

poor guy
he's in a real fat sausage of a situation

He's pretty hot, I dog this.

[insert hotdog pun here]

You want the frank truth?

mad lad

>The incident allegedly took place
What "incident"? Did someone eat his dick or something?

must have been a real ball game

dont be coy, just serve him a link

Probably a Russian pedophile

I bet he got grilled by the principal.

What a brat. Wurst thing he couldve done

an absolute loony lad

Bet he's not relishing that decision right now.

Hehehe XD nice puns guys I love reddit too

I want reddit to leave.

Fucking pun threads? Are you shitting me? Lowest quality content even on shit sites and you're trying to bring it here.

That was penis inspection day.

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>>coach is a complete dick to unathletic kids, bro to jocks

In other words he's a high school coach.

Most plebbit fucking thread I've seen in my life. Why do you FAGS keep linking pol in t_d? Saged.

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I have noticed that it is a redditfag phenomenon to make poor puns for attention. Why is that?

Don't look now reddit is here

you guys are cool

Fpbp

This confirms that Sup Forums is dead. Why don't you retards fuck off from wherever you came from,

God dammit that id. I was so close

Because they are unfunny normie robots, most of them are college liberals.

le I couldn't think of my own pun so I'm gonna call people more clever than me reddit: the post

Don't worry coach something like this will never haunt you to the day you die

Calm your buns faggot.

see

Fuck anyone that has an issue with this that shit is hilarious

you seem upset, maybe you should go to sleep. aren't you feeling sleepy?

Maybe you should keep your lame cringe fun in reddit, fun is for faggots anyway

There was a wrestling coach/PE teacher in our highschool that was changing some lights in the gym. Asked a couple kids to hold the ladder he was on.

>Hey look up
>Tiny shorts, no underwear
>Nuts hanging out of his gym shorts
>HAHAHA fags
>In front of 20+ kids in gym class
>Didn't get fired
>Was pretty funny...

Didn't have to be so frank about it

was looking for this pic :,)

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>You think that is a big dog, take a look at this
sounds like a homo that you can have a great time with