Brit/pol/ - Comfy Mick Edition

>Martin McGuinness: Sinn Féin politician dies aged 66
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39185899
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4333934/Martin-McGuinness-dies-age-66.html

>Article 50: Theresa May to trigger Brexit process next Wednesday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39325561

> EU summit on 29 April to discuss way ahead
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39337693

>Labour descends into open warfare as John McDonnell accuses Tom Watson of 'interfering' in Unite leadership contest
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/20/jeremy-corbyn-campaign-group-momentum-accused-union-plot-destroy/

> EU mocks Britain with anti-Brexit Tintin poster on wall of Brussels war room
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/21/eu-mocks-britain-anti-brexit-tintin-poster-wall-brussels-war/

> Jacob Rees-Mogg leads the celebrations at Article 50 party: ‘to the Brexit heroes of Islington!’
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/03/jacob-rees-mogg-leads-celebrations-article-50-party-brexit-heroes-islington/

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives: Government Response to the Committee's First Report
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/1101/110102.htm

> European Union Committee - Brexit: trade in goods
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/129/12902.htm

> European Union Committee - Brexit: Gibraltar
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/116/11602.htm

> European Union Committee - Brexit and the EU budget
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/125/12502.htm

>European Union Committee - Brexit: UK-EU movement of people

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publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/121/12102.htm
youtu.be/ndYX3u5W7kk
youtube.com/watch?v=MBWfCV4PjyU
youtu.be/bJOK5dbrSpM
youtube.com/watch?v=almkFPN3SVg
youtu.be/Xw5AiRVqfqk
youtube.com/watch?v=5-LIqdjqHts
youtu.be/75XKGVwGEt4
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/02/the-decline-of-george-galloway/
getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/neo-nazi-group-protest-over-12058853
huffingtonpost.co.uk/tegan-marlow/free-speech_b_15047896.html
youtu.be/hr5f3gECclo
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/16/david-starkey-question-time-grooming_n_6484480.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_of_Pearls_(Indian_Ocean)
express.co.uk/news/world/760301/George-Galloway-Barack-Obama-Donald-Trump
youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74
youtu.be/YI6mzHkx3xA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Reminder that only pakis want to get rid of freedom of movement. You aren't a paki are you Brit/pol/?

Fuck little Pakistan

Fucked up last link.

publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/121/12102.htm

Does anybody even bother to look at these links anyway? I never do.

I WILL LITERALLY CUT YOU, YOU FETID CHINK!

Both the Doctor and James bond will be black in your lifetime.
>their fictiomal charafcters it doesnt matter

>fictiomal charafcters

Stupid fat fingers poster.

youtu.be/ndYX3u5W7kk

I was trying to satarise the mouth-breathers who make that argument, user.

Fuck you.

Still have fat finger though.

Repost:

2009 /pol style humour on BBC newsnight
Frankie Boyle
>Legend
:
youtube.com/watch?v=MBWfCV4PjyU

More on Piewdiepie style Old media attacks.
This piece sums up what the media landscape was back when i was a young Autistic.
youtu.be/bJOK5dbrSpM
You shitposters need to watch and learn if you've just emerged from the womb.

>Note the recent attacks on youtube by targeting ad revenue via a campaign against advertisers whose wholesome ads appear on extremist youtube vids.

Old Media is clinging on with all it's life.
Franke Boyle, regardless of his own slant, as a a comedian he was funny as fuck and BASED.

You would never be allowed on normal tv to get away with stuff like that or even Time Trumpet or Monkey Dust.

>Wonderful days. Go back and watch the best of you haven't
>Special recommendation to Charlie Brooker's original Screenwipe series. Not newswipe, Screenwipe. All about televisison.

True.

>charlie brooker
Even if he was once based, the fact he's full yid now makes him a bastard.

My southern mates don;t find this funny.
>Fuck' em this is class.
youtube.com/watch?v=almkFPN3SVg

What's your problem lad?

>anti daylie mayuw
Fuck off. DM is the one thing keeping middle aged women and white van men right wing.

And the Tories in power.

You nonce, his work before isn't erased because he's family-man now.
Yid? Race-mixer yes, but yid? How?
>Black Mirror is still good though man. Cameron Pig incident and the cartoon character that runs for MP.

Doesn't paperbro usually post tomorrow's front pages around this time?

Night lads - comfy threads tonight

Fuck the hypocritical Daily Mail. Fucking anti-working class.
Lord Rothermere is a dick.

youtu.be/Xw5AiRVqfqk

who else /hatesthemself/

Night lad, I've enjoyed this evening as well.

They insulted him.
I miss his posts.

>I know.

>white van men
The Sun?

So PreBe got doxxed?

What a ghoul she is.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-LIqdjqHts

Why don't you like her?
Do you think she won't get us a good deal?

working class are scum.
WORKING class aren't.
There are a lot of single mothers with mixed race kids living on child benefit, they are scum, the janitors on housing allowance aren't. The DM shits on the former, not the latter.

What do you want? Your choices are:
Unlimited immigration party #1
Unlimited immigration party #2
Limited immigration, but no chance of winning more than 2 seats party
Unlimited immigration party #3
Unlimited immigration party #4

Until we get a National Socialist party (No, not the SNP, proper nationalists) then all the parties are pointless.

Blue labour WHEN

I thought that was joking?

Yep, turns out he's 21 years old and called Daniel Cieslak.

>mcguiness was a brave man who lead a double life, one as a terrorist the other as a peacemaker
>saville was a brave man who lead a double life, one as a paedophile the other as a charity worker

>he's only got one eye
>no he hasn't! *slaps on eyes*
Every fucking time.

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>Blue labour WHEN
When the Balirite supporting rags are destroyed and made irrelevant.
When the working class are allowed to be heard in out Political parties and participate, not with some coked up Oxbridge Graduate writing headlines for The Suna and The Daily Mail.

So many people being shafted right now as the Daily Mail and The Sun's owners' mates fuck the WORKING class with shit pay, shit conditions, support for house price inflation selling off all public asserts to be raped by these papers' mates in big finance.

That's why these papers constantly attack anything that might help the working class.
I don't care if they are anti-immigrant in nature; that's the smokescreen for them to get the WORKING class to hate anything that helped or could help them. Like better housing, better working rights, better wages, better representation on company boards etc.

Twats.

For real?
>I'm scared.

Gave Thatcher a fright.
Good on him.

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I was joking. Referring to this.

The media is sucking his dick so hard. What the fuck is that all about?

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What. The. Fuck.

I'm sick of this era.

Same thing they do with Mandela "he brought peace to a troubled region", they don't tell you they do that through kneecappings, necklacings, ak47s and civillian bombings.

St.Patrick's day?
>Be me
>Be 6-7 years old.
>Watch the news
>Think Sinn Fein as an entity, was an actual man and that he was Jerry Adams.

I know I'm not a Brit but I had to come in here and reply to this.

What in the kek mates. Fix your country

>he's white
What the fuck?

>they don't tell you they do that through kneecappings, necklacings, ak47s and civillian bombings
literally none of that is even remotely true.

If you go out.
Meet someone who looks over 16.
They act like they're over 16
You fuck them.
Then after they tell you they are under 16.
>You are a nonce and a rapist by the letter of the law.
But Context is key. It's not Rotherham or Nrth Wales Orphanages.

Same thing if you went to the local club; loads of underage girls 14/15 but you'd be damned if you knew.

Which era do you want to live in the past?
>We live in Dystopian times.
>Brave New World, Mad Max, Robocop, 1984, Brazil, Total Recall, etc. All mixed and mashed up.

I wonder whether it was a proper rape or a "Oh shit me mum found out" rape.

Even if he did do all that he learned from the Best:

>Nonce and terrorist apologist

Really makes you think...

>I wonder whether it was a proper rape or a "Oh shit me mum found out" rape.

This is why context is fucking key.
Remember Trainspotting with Ewan Mcgregor?
>Schoolgirl.

That is why be very carefulof sensationalist headlines. It could be your mate or you who have their life ruined

Come back to us when you stop child marriages and oh Decide once and for all across the board:

>How old is fifteen really?
youtu.be/75XKGVwGEt4

tfw too autistic to even get a job at a toy shop stacking shelves

>tfw Trump and Brexit changed nothing

>Posts picture of a man who literally advocated for the age of consent to lowered to 14.

Nice try Daily Mail reactionary fag.
>Doesn't understand the word:
>Context

First for Royal Holloway, University of London - the home of modern British intellectual right-wing revival.

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/02/the-decline-of-george-galloway/

>During this time Galloway’s political life has been coloured by an accelerated descent into intemperance. Hosting a TV show on Hezbollah’s al-Mayadeen (‘the square’”) channel last September, Galloway adopted a faux-Arab accent of the most peculiar fashion while barracking a young Syrian who called him out for supporting Assad’s brutal regime.

getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/neo-nazi-group-protest-over-12058853

>Neo-Nazi group protest over cleaner sackings at Royal Holloway to be met by students' counter-demo

>Extreme right-wing group Racial Volunteer Force is supporting two university cleaners it claims were sacked for attending an anti-Semitic protest in London

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huffingtonpost.co.uk/tegan-marlow/free-speech_b_15047896.html

>Similarly, a guy at my old university was recently included in a Channel 4 documentary series about the “alt-right”, and was filmed saying that he agreed with the theories put forward in The Bell Curve - that white people were more intelligent than black people, and that he believed that as scientific fact. Now, in this day and age, we can see that that is quite clearly racism. There’s no beating around the bush here, that’s racism. In a world of “fake news” and “alternative facts” we feel like we have to question everything, but this was pure racism, it was plain to see. He then went on to recommend Mein Kampf, so there you go.

How is South Africa doing today, shitskin? When China takes over Africa and India you can be sure that you have no idea what the genocide and exploitation means

youtu.be/hr5f3gECclo
>For your perusal this is also what your man Starkey said.
>Admitting the teacher “behaved disgracefully”, Starkey insisted that it was “more important” to consider that some teenagers can be “highly mature sexually and profoundly manipulative”.

“I think we are beginning now to become Victorian, we are starting to idolise childhood, we are starting to say in a sense that suddenly there is a magic moment of the age of consent when you become fully sexual,” he said. “It is a long and complex process.”

Another panellist, Tory defence minister Anna Soubry, suggested that Starkey had “missed the point totally”, but the outspoken historian told her: “Shut up! You are very good at saying the obvious.”

“I have seen 13, 14, 15, 16 year old boys and girls that were highly mature sexually that were profoundly manipulative and knew exactly what they wanted.”

Pressed by host David Dimbleby to make clear whether he thought a 14-year-old girl could “groom” a 44 year old teacher, Starkey retorted,”Yes is the answer,” before adding: “Can we replace the word groomed by seduced?”

Soubry waded in again telling the historian: “For a man who cares about words, my god, you don’t half abuse them on this programme!”

Starkey would still not be silenced, insisting that the girl was to blame as “she set him up, she excited him,” as one member of the Lincoln audience shouted back that the teacher is “not an animal”.
Starkey insisted his views were a “recognition of reality”.

Needless to say, Twitter was all over it.
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/16/david-starkey-question-time-grooming_n_6484480.html

>when china takes over india
China will NEVER diplomatically take India. They both hate each other over border disputes. A war would just be a bloodbath of unparalleled proportions.

China will never take over India and vice-versa.

So shitposters, inflation is up.
RPI at 3.2.
Who thinks the BoE will follow the FEDs lead ans raise interest rates?

They have no need to take India, They have already seized what they need from them anyway.

He is a cat.

U wot m8?
>Go on?

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Always knew he was a fame-seeking cunt.
Still is BASED about certain geo-politics:
>Assad
>Russia
>Zionism

Have you heard of the "String of Pearls".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_of_Pearls_(Indian_Ocean)
The Chinese are not interesting in military conflict, but they're interested in expanding their naval influence in the South China sea and the Indian Ocean. They have broadly achieved this expansion into the Indian Ocean.

Supports Brexit and defended Trump iirc. Galloway's a weird one.

Innit.
I want to like him. I'm old school left.
But he consistently does fuckeries that ruin his good stuff.

>defended Trump
Proof? He's a retarded antifa.

>"String of Pearls"
Oooh, India China's got a string of pearl right round your neck.
>Matron.

express.co.uk/news/world/760301/George-Galloway-Barack-Obama-Donald-Trump

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Always been against Hillary.
Many on the left wanted Trump to win because Hillary represents the neo-liberal war mongering twats.

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Every era is shit, I'd like to just play 95-2005 on repeat.
I feel like those years were comfier in every way.

I wish we could have someone as effective at fixing the country as Blair & Thatcher were at fucking it.

Trump looks to be much the same, if not for the fact Syria would be a carpark now if Shillary got in.

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Aye. Tragic post. I know those feels.
>Walk with me.
youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74

It's moved from 'Truman Show' to 'SouthPark'.

That's the point; Rather go for a fucker to at least shake up the neo-liberal control meisters than opt for Plan A or Plan B from Repub and Democrats.

Syria will hoepfully start the end of American dominance and fuckeries in the region. Twats.
Israel will not be happy but Bibi has now got pressure inside to do a Palestinian deal plus his corruption case.

Trump will also cause the collapse of the gigantic credit bubble by instigating a massive boom and then a spectacular bust with more de-regulation of finance.
FED raising interest rates is V interesting and welcome.

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Aye they're both crooks.

Aye.

>reddit the post

youtu.be/YI6mzHkx3xA

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WHY HAVEN'T YOU PAID YOUR RESPECTS TO JO COX YET???

What did you mean by this?

Who?

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BECAUSE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF FAPPING TO THE THOUGHT OF HOLLY WILLOUGHBYS POTENTIAL LEAKED PICS.

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