Marriage Trap

After seeing 'Gone Girl', why in god's c0ck would any man get married to these she-devils?

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Find a good one, like a slav qt
They're the most traditional
We need more white babies to trigger Shlomo's six gorillion

>slavs
>white

Go to bed Naked Ape

Marriage is only a government contract

Don't tie yourself in, have children and be smart with your own money.

>not knowing that slav girls are all gold diggers who will ruin your life.
I remember being this new.

I actually found Amy kind of appealing. At least she's rational and honest with herself about what she's doing.

A real woman would flip shit for literally no reason, and constantly bawww and see herself as a victim and her boyfriend as an evil oppressor.

Being married to Rosamund would be worth the risk of getting your throat slit.

>give performance of the decade
>cool female character, not SJW propaganda
>Jews wooo you in public, gossip in private
>is Rosamund not centered with white privilege?
>have we got part for you!
>movie about ending apartheid; you're married and sextoy of black man
>United Kingdom flops, no awards
>all your "heat" usurped by Emma (((Stone))) and Natalie (((Portman))); getting older
>next role: prob WWII Holocaust garbage

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