WW3

TEAM
_________
CHINA
PAKISTAN
NORTH KOREA
NEPAL

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TEAM
__________
INDIA
JAPAN
AMERICA
SOUTH KOREA

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why does usa keep fuckin around with gooks

cant we just blow up north korea already and be done with these midget fuckers?

im secretly hoping japan has a real mecha they have been developing in secret

Isn't India relatively neutral between China and America?

I'm ready whenever you boys are.

kek

Nepal are bad guys? I thought they were just peaceful mountain buddhists, just a lot more famous than Bhutan.

Also USA's team would turn China's team into molten glass within 24 hours of the war.

China and India when to war before in 1962 the Sino-Indian War China Free Nepal from India.

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>Nepal

SHIT BOYS I DONT THINK WE CAN WIN THIS ONE

but wut about Russia

>Nepal siding with China
Did I miss something?

youtube.com/watch?v=TziUH8bRvHw

We need to call in a secret weapon... Brazil.

Team Red - AXIS OF EVIL:
>Russia
>China
>Iran
>North (Best) Korea

Team Blue - United Allied Forces
>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>bunch of other countries that don't matter to much

Team Grey - Global Bench Warmers
>Canada
>Africa
>Mexico
>South America (too many to name)
>Australia (not even sure if they have a military)

>no russia/NATO/iran/Saudi/cuba/vz/brazil/aussie-nz/etc.

wew your factions are skele-tier m8

>nepal siding with anyone
They will never use their pitchforks against anyone

Poos know that knocking out china and pakistan they can become top dog in south asia

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they can strike out at the string of pearls-or the new silk road of ports that china is building.
They are building their new force-projection capabilities for what seems to be this exact reason. they are a big ally of Russia though so Putin is going to be a wildcard-will most likely side with china of course but who knows anymore.

>India
>siding with United Sharters of America

Dream on tyron, India is on no one's side.

China, India, Pakistan, Napal War looks more realistic.

R.I.P Land of POO

Putin for sure against China.

He's a wildcard in the ME though.

one of Russia/India/China is most likely going to get taken out by the other two within a few years-decades. It really depends on who Russia sides with. China might offer some stabily as an ally, but taking out India is not practical for them as they would not benefit as much as they would taking over manchria area.

kuchh bhi

That 3 v1 would drag a lot more nations in
Putin's alliance with china is one of necessity. If he is confidant he won't be backstabbed by the west then he would gladly join in or at least sit back in a confrontation with china. This could be Trumps focus on Russian relations as he knows the global market well and Sees war with china as inevitable-hence the larger fleet and 10% increase in defense budget.
Ukraine and the ME are delicate chessboards right now

China wants Russia gone. My expectation is that Trump is going to make it known Russia will be left alone if they help.

3 vs 1 it doesn't matter this is a nuclear war not a video game.

I just hope Putin is loyal to a deal.
well considered my almonds activated

>Nepal

What

Barring a drastic change in the dynamics of global power, it won't matter.

Do you think we have three world wars in us? The west is soft.

What happens if we lose?

umm...

indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/manohar-parrikar-signs-key-logistics-defence-pact-with-us-3004581/

we ain't gon be 3rd world no more.

>China Free Nepal from India.
if google isn't banned in your country, maybe you can look up how very wrong you are.
also, we fucked them back in 1967. we still need Mt. Kailash back though - i don't why the world allows the chinks to have a hindu pilgrimage region. what right do they have over their anyway?

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everyone here knows shit about intl. geo-politics, military cooperation, or business relation.

let's see what the areas of contention are -

south china sea - japan is sending it's warship to the sea-region and china has already stated that will be like crossing the red line for war. buckle up, it's coming.
China doesn't want war with india - they simply can't. they stand to lose the most as himalyas fuck them up, and there's no way they can successfully take over any region south of himalyas.
india can and will take pakistan, as soon as china is being dicked by usa in south china sea. we can't wait. pakistan knows what's coming and that's why you see paki leaders trying to pleas hindu minorities, they want to show a good face in the post-war war-crime trials. "hey, we always loved and supported hindu minorities, please don't kill us!!"

NK-SK - clear that norks will be crushed, maybe china will try to help the norks but only if the attacking faction [USA, SK, NATO, INDIA have already started fucking with them in the south china sea.]

Mid-East - Putin is with syria till the end - whoever is against assad is against putin. but Russia will also be wanting to make USSR reality again so NATO must get their big boi undies on soon.

did i miss a happening or something?

3 gorillion missals being aimed at Taiwan by china

TEAMS are all wrong -

Nepal is nowhere but in india's harem if anything. china may like to project their presence, but nepal is like our unofficial state.

anyway -

Team Blue

USA
JAPAN
NATO
SK
India because logistics sharing means being on the same team
Aus/NZ for south china sea naval help. [anglosphere [and by extension, commonwealth nations] is basically usa's bitch anyway]


TEAM RED
CHINA
PAK
NK [as long as they don't hamper china's ambitions, or get china into unwarranted fuckery against others. ]

RUSSIA [only if it helps them get back ussr] - russia will have at least 2 major fronts - syria and ussr regions. russia literally does everything with bringing ussr back in mind.


in a non-nuke war, russia stands to gain the most, china stands to lose the most,
USA/NATO are being played by (((greatest allies))) for, well, greater israel.
india will likely want to bring back pre-1947 borders. Bangladesh, burma, bhutan are our unofficial friends/allies anyway. we'll contend with having a delhi-run govt. in islamabad though.

in a nuke war, we all lose everything.
and now i wish i had played fallout 4 and maybe learned as much from it as i could.

China has slowly turned it into a puppet state
years of civil war with Maoist rebels fucked them hard
The left doesn't but thinks they do-the right always will if they have a good leader to follow. If Trump does it for the right reasons and is able to rally support with some 10/10 speeches we'll be ready. Especially if he gets to purge the corruption and call out all the politicians like the Clintons who have been doing deals with china and the like for years(bill sold the fuckers nuclear missle tech). We need to be convinced we're doing it for the right reasons, and with chinas grip on N.K./REMs/manufacturing and currency manipulation/gold reserves/etc it seems that war is unavoidable. If they choose to ally with the Cabal and the deep state then consider china with ((them))

>NEPAL

FINALLY WE LEARN WHO'S PULLING THE STRINGS

the real draconian power is bhutan, btw,
check their flag.

Team China win if 117732420

We are soft precisely because our men don't have war to fight or hardship to ensure.

If we are killing gooks that is certainly preferable to Europeans.

will show the results of the next world war.

This is a good assessment.

Bangladesh and Burma are part of the string of pearls m8 are you sure you can keep them friendly?
not to mention sri lanka to your south and those communist rebels in the east/southeast giving you more fronts to fight on.
also fallout=/=reality

TEAM AMERICA WINS HANDS DOWN

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Wow, the Poo actually used the loo.

Gj Pajeet

FUCK YEAH

Wont they just nuke us, do we have a pact that says "if war then no nuke allowed" even so how do we know they aint ginna nuke us anyway

If evens team USA. If odds team China.

most of their nukes would be shot down-they don't have enough to ensure target annihilation in a full scale war. They in turn would be wiped the fuck out.

Tactical nukes are still on the table though.

rip china

>implying it's about 50/50
>>cool cool

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TEAM POP CORN DESTROYERS

Russia, __________

>string of pearls
the attempt is being made, sure, but thanks to south china sea debacle the chinese attention is distributed.
if ww3 is on horizon, no string will survive anyway. and post-war, USA+ is going to win,chinese influence is going to be way less than it is now, India will emerge as the new asian giant. the pearls will be on our dicks like any gold-digger whore.
in case of no change in status quo, it's just that these "pearls" are trying to garner more gibs from bickering parents.

the only thing i want from ww3 is
>pakistan under india's control - since the indus area is basically the most arable land after ganges-yamuna region.
>tibet free from china - we really do want a buffer between china and india. if they lose xinjiang then ever better. it will also mean we get our aksai chin area back, and do not have to ask for visas from china to visit HINDU pilgrimage sites, like WhyTF are they under their control anyway??
>mid-east re-organized, but make sure (((greatest allies))) are kept in control. as much as we hate wahabi islam, zionism is even worst.
>a more balanced approach to intl geopolitics, but NO WORLD GOVERNMENT

kek.
interpret it however you want guys.

And where do sit in this ironic position of teams?
China & America are both our allies, China is our biggest trade partner and America is our defence support

>mfw no matter what happens, whichever side your government chooses you're still gonna get bombed to shit.

PLS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY

India? really? jesus, why?

Better than cuckistan, at least Indians are more civilised

So america vs 4 non countries with india destroying every country with their fetid waste

chinks needs the fish in the south china or they will starve by 2030-the trade and oil is just a plus.
and don't forget we still have troops in Afghanistan just in case Xinjiang durka rebels want in.

best of luck to you poo
If you help us with China you will be our new((greatest ally superpower 2022))
with us
I hope duterte makes the right choice bro

we shouldn't be on the top of the list sure, but if you knew anything about global firepower, not to mention growing intl influence, you'd be heaving a sigh of relief that it's us with you this time around.

check for a better list

when the war is really underway, USA will pinch your nipples and get you to help them in south china sea.
your leadership will look at american naval superiority and historical alliances, both geo-politial and trade, and come to the conclusion that better blue than red. it will be like taking a chance at controlling chinese business afterwards, where it's almost the other way round right now. potential upper hands is what matters here.

check our global firepower as well.
team red is being stupid. russia is playing the best hand imo. as far as military aspirations are concerned, russia gains the most. Geo-politically, india gains the most.

>best of luck to you poo
and same to you, shart.

Wtf Nepal I thought we were cool

Norks have gone rogue and would probably nuke China too. WW3 would fuck up the world because it would give too much power to one of the factions. Keep the balance on Earth and conquer the stars. We've been delayed for too long already.

>tfw nobody wins in ww3

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a bit more about mid-east -

IRAN, and i don't know why we haven't talked about them yet, will hold the key to the region in case of world war.
But iran will be team red, unfortunately.

fortunately, that brings a balance to the whole region, and makes sure neither putin, nor israel's bitches can run wild there.
mid-east war results will be more likely a stalemate - borders will be redrawn, of course. i am afraid israel will get bit more clay - another step closer to greater israel. kurdistan is a definite possibility.
iran's military capabilities are underrated, and that is the war their will be so fun to watch.

nk-sk and ind-pak wars will be mostly boring, one-sided affairs. it'll be like that movie that is really good and gets critical acclamation, but isn't the best movie of the year. mid-east will take that position, with south china sea affair coming a close second. chinese won't give up so easy - they are stupid like that, almost like nazi germany - not like i'm calling the nazi's stupid, just that they bit more than they could chew, not to mention attacking ussr in winters, like, why?

>Norks have gone rogue
feels like it's a bit of a show really.

> would probably nuke China too
nah, that ain't happening. but they may as well start ww3 officially.

>WW3 would fuck up the world
that it will.
but the underlying aim isn't which faction will have how much power.

i'm gonna have to get into conspiracy-tard category here to explain exactly what's happening, and i really do not want to do that in this thread right now. Just know that, after the war, the world will be a "much closer" bunch of countries trying to get along as nicely as possible. UN will take on a more central stage as far as governing the world is concerned. check out what's happening in UN right now with everyone willing to give up Security Council veto in the name of improvements - it is isn't even a conspiracy now.

Yeah doesn't make sense considering nepalese ghurkas fight for the british army

any source for this that isn't a clickbait/tabloid?
>daily star
>abs-cbn
>vesselnews
>endtimeheadlines

c'mon! the Great Happening is almost real! Blessed Kek, make it so!

PART - 1

Any guy even with a half of brain knows that String of Pearls is just as meme as India's Cold Start Doctrine.

Cold Strart Doctrine of India -
>It means that in case of war, India will invade Pakistan within 24 hours for its safety, conquering enough territory of divide Pakistan into two separate regions but small enough to avoid a nuclear retaliation by Pakistan.

>Pakistan answered to it with that it can strike as many nukes on its soil to protect itself from invaders and UN can't do anything about it since it will be technically Pakistan nuking itself.

>India passed a constitution amendment which said that Any nuclear/chemical/biological attack on Indian soil (mainland or captured in a war), big or small, tactical or full scale will lead to a full scale nuclear retaliation from India

For ages Cold Start Doctrine has been the nightmare of Pakistan until China came up with String of Pearls

Just as planned.
Baltics, we'll see you in April.

Let's not kid ourselves, the US could probably wage fair war against the whole world because muh navy and muh second amendment.
Why did the Indo Pakistani war happen again? Don't know much about India's history.

tfw what you want to see is
TEAM DEUS VULT
___________________
USA
CHINA
RUSSIA
INDIA
JAPAN
SOUTH KOREA
AUSTRALIA
MEXICO
GREENLAND
PHILLIPINES

TEAM DIVERSITY
___________________
CANADA
UNITED KINGDOM
ALL EUROPEAN UNION STATES
ALL OF THE MIDDLE EAST
ALL ISLAMIC AFRICAN COUNTRIES
INDONESIA AND OTHER SEA ISLAMIC COUNTRIES

TEAM SHOAH
________________
ISRAEL
LEFTISTS WITHIN TEAM DEUS VULT

A man can dream though.

>allying with Japan

Nepal will win

I thought Russia and Japan settled the island claim or something?

Of course not. We still have them for keeping Okhotsk sea ours. They still are butthurt about it.

>CHINA
>PAKISTAN
>NORTH KOREA
>NEPAL

Add in Saudi Arabia, Israel, Mexican cartel, City of London kike bankers

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>INDIA
>JAPAN
>AMERICA

Add in Russia

'Them' being the islands.

Differences must be put aside for a global genocide of all leftist/Jewish/Islamic forces.

By all means, have your pet anime factory fuck off and we'll be more than fine with signing a peace treaty for greater good.

String of Pearls and The Iron Curtain

As you can see what string of pearls is from the map.

>IRON CURTAIN
>India meddling in South China Sea
>Indo-Japan military relations, with India being the one to break the long imposed ban of selling big arms on Japan, and buying its US-2 aircrafts and regular military exercises.
>Military pacts and deals with Vietnam, Indonesia though India's Look East Policy.
>Getting Basing rights for Indian Navy in Vietnam
>Joint MALABAR exercise done by US, Indian and Japanese Navy in Indian Ocean

Why String of Pearls won't be much succesful

>Bangladesh - Surrounded by Mainland India from all sides, only way to Bangladesh is Bay of Bengal
>Bay of Bengal has the Wheeler Island, where all the newly developed or developing missiles as tested by India, heavily monitored by Indian Armed Forces
>Andaman Islands - The most economical way to get into Indian Ocean from South China sea is Malacca Strait, Andaman Islands (Indian Islands) overlook Malacca Strait. And are home to the Triforces Command of Indian Amred Forces. Which heavily monitors all the activities in the Malacca Strait

Foreign Military bases of India :
>Tajikistan
>Madagascar
>Mauritius
>Maldives
>Fiji
>Qatar
>Oman
>Mozambique
>Vietnam
>Bhutan
>Nepal
>Afghanistan
>Seychelles

>Why did the Indo Pakistani war happen again
i honestly don't want to answer this.

it's like asking why the kikes are this way.

tl;dr
part 1

>1000 years ago, india is a bunch of smaller present-europe-tier state-countries, but all are hindu.
>Long ago, these numerous nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. i mean, mudslime hordes.
>little hindu state-countries started to give in because muds like to have a dozen wives, and several dozen kids with each of them so their numbers were large also because hindu state-countries didn't want to band together and fight the foreign hordes - much like present day europe.
>but why?
>back then, the entire world wanted to be india, or atleast become rich by trading with india [and china and africa], as the east was filthy rich. today's western wealth accumulation is nothing compared to the eastern wealth hording back then.
>muslims get a strong hold in india, and thus starts the mughal dynasty.
>mughals are smart and know how to rule, so in 16th century india's gdp is 25% of the world. the hindu population is perfectly fine with mughal rulers and the muslim people, living in harmony with them for several centuries.
>the rest of christian [read: kike-owned] world rises from sleep, and now they too - want to be india, or atleast become rich by trading with india [and china], as the east was filthy rich. cue the formation of east india company.
>trade is amazing, europe gets toilets for shitting, india gets railways to haul off all the riches to west
>the kike owners get greedy - want to own india [and china and africa]. - cue colonialism. so many indian, chinese and european people have to die cause kikes wanted to do business. EXACTLY Like today.
>east india company become RAJ [transliterated as RULE]
>britishers [actually their kike owners] are amazing at divide and conquer.

>Tajikistan
Leave our street cleaners alone pls
>Seychelles
Our island waifu too

>mfw 1971 war happened because we didn't want to have 10 million rapefugees
>We carved a new nation just to avoid having rapefugees
India will never be that based again.

You do realize we have good relations with you too, although you are licking Pookistani balls a lot these days.

>Mexican cartel

There gonna get Barron trump to pilot it

Mexican Cartels are more well armed than Mexican Army.

>no russia or germany

in what timeline we are on?

They have money, need for war gear and a skill level so low I get a feeling they'd lose against Somali in a conflict.

>Germany
US colony.
>Russia
We gonna eat some balts.

yeah but siding against the US

I guess you are right. Oh well, jews win in the end when white men kill eachother

part 2

ps: delete last two lines of the previous post
>1857 a.d.
>indians unite and want to get rid of britishers.
>fail dismally
>gives east india company an excuse to become RAJ, openly rule india now

>then comes rule strengthening tactics. namely - divide and conquer
>D&C kike-owned british start fueling animosity between hindus and muslims.
>muslims are too retarded (probably due to inbreeding) to notice D&C. the think the brits are right.
>hindu vs muslim narrative originates.
>kike-owned british control strengthens due to the animosity between indian hindus and indian muslims.

>1900 a.d.
>patriotic indians want to get rid of britishers again.
>ww1 weaken british control over their colonies just a tad bit but not much.
>meanwhile, britishers use their kike-tactics and tell the muslims that in an independent india Muslims won't be given any importance [read india's history after independence to know who wrong the kikes-owned brits were about it all]
>muslims, being inbred retards they are, accept that hate filled narrative.
>muslims want a muslim nation now
>gandhi the cuck, nehru, the buy-me-with-white-pussy chad, give in to jinnah, i don;t what islam is lol, faggot's demands of a uslim nation.
>anyway, ww2 sends the british control into ruins. thanks uncle adolf!
>no better option than to leave colonies alone. jinnah gets adamant about having pakistan.
>cuck gandhi says go ahead. and hindu-muslim riots start.
>people migrating to and fro suffer heavy losses.
>independence day is decided. borders are formed, bharat is divided into india and pakistan. [east pakistan also]
>the brits leave. Aug 14 is pak's independence day, aug 15 is india's.

post independence history in part 3. stay tuned.

HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me mate?! Pookistan doesn't have money at all.

Even the weapons they buy from US, their 60% cost is paid by American Tax payer.

Have fun selling weapons with a 50%+ loss

Do you think the wall will make them love you mate?

Why do we have to side with India? If we need tech support, Russia would be the better option.

Team USA doesn't need any teammates. It's like Superman on Justice League, everyone else is just there for looks.

tfw poo in loos are telling us more...

and I just want to keep clicking yes.

Also, the divide and conquer thing is a bit crazy, literally built a wall of thorn bushes to prevent illegal trade.