/ptg/ President Trump General - Doggo Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs s.442 NASA Act 3/21/17
youtu.be/9HzadC1imjQ
>Pres Trump rally in Louisville KY 3/20/17
youtu.be/wrR7Fq5OQa0 (RSBNiggers)
>SC Nominee Neil Gorsuch 3/20/17
youtu.be/YvY0-DztxTg
>Pres Trump meets w/Iraq PM al-Abadi 3/20/17
youtu.be/zx18Xq4_GvY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #8 3/18/17
youtu.be/NMoL-fZK64A
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
youtu.be/IbpsmS2BTLo
>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
youtu.be/JzqqqLzoUe4
>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
youtu.be/luIJDNyXAek
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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kek

ILLEGAL ALIENS DO NOT HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

First for fuck Islam

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NEVADAWOO~

Fuck Comey

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HAPPY NATIONAL HABBENINGS DAY!!!

FOR ANONS TO CATCH UP ON ALL OF THE BACK-TO-BACK HAPPENINGS TODAY

March 22nd, 2017
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Updated

Shill precense: Light

>On every news channel across the globe: Terror attack in London with a knife and van. Muslim confirmed, ISIS indeed suspected. London mayor completely BTFO.

>4 dead, 20 injured. First responding officer was killed via stabbing. F

>French schoolchildren also injured during attack. La Pen Presidency confirmed. VIVE LA FRANCE!

>Spicer nearly slipped saying "Londonstan" during live press conference

>Wiretappings undeniably confirmed, finally. Nunes's Twitter: "I have seen intelligence reports that cleary show that the President-Elect was monitored". Obama on suicide watch.

>HWNDU Secret flag location solved. Located in Liverpool. Contingency plan on how to remove flag for most kek's is actively being debated.

>Gorsuch confirmation making positive ground, going much better than demz wanted and they're assmad about it. Libs are going fucking insane on social media.

>Jew faggot Brock played with shadilay and lost. HAD HEART ATTACK! (Might have something to do with why no shills present today). KEK magic is currently underway to kill him.

>Nunes states no Russian connections during Trump campaign at live press conference. "After investigation, we found that Trump had NOTHING TO DO with Russia". Shills BTFO for the 153rd time.

>Uh, oh. NYPD turns against the FBI: The seized laptop showed that HRC covered up Weiner’s sex crimes with 15 yr old DURING election. Story currently developing.

>Because of Nunes's allegation of proof, Director Comey (FBI) is suggested to have lied during hearing. Comey said nothing exists, while Nunes has seen the documents. Comey's about to get kek'd.

>CNN is in FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

It's a bad day to be liberal.

Preparations for incoming shilcon 1 may be necessary.

Hang all cuckservatives!

>Don Jr's agenda **intensifies**

/thread

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WHAT IF IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK
WHAT IF THEY TRIED TO KILL BROCK SO HE COULDN'T TESTIFY

WHAT IF HE SURVIVES AND Sup Forums JOINS FORCES WITH CTR AS REVENGE AGAINST SHILLARY

HOLY SHIT

>54KANEUK
What does this mean?

Night
I hope more happenings happen while I sleep

>these attempts at (((damage control)))

be honest lads, how fucked are dems?

>king nigger btfo

NUNES....

DIS...

A......

Looking at all the cuckservatives and others shilling against Nunes despite supposedly caring about "getting to the bottom of things", was this also part of Trump's plan to identify who has to be purged?

>ID
FOR KANE!

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

>mfw the shills are going to run out of money
>mfw they're going to be suicided at the end of the day

Somewhere between royally and JUST

Good Night Finland Sleep well and pleasant dreams.

Shadilay

Praise KEK - Barron's birthday presents are spread out all week!

Hopes and dreams? Just enough to be barely alive at the national level, but more than enough to make them irrelevant for a while

TODAY'S SCHEDULE, FOR THOSE WHO MAY HAVE MISSED IT:

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 2017

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then drop by the Women in Healthcare panel hosted by Seema Verma, Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. Later in the morning, the President will host a Legislative Affairs group meeting. In the afternoon, the President will meet with the Congressional Black Caucus Executive Committee. In the evening, the President will have dinner with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

* 9:00AM In-Town Travel Pool Call Time*

* 10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing*

*11:00AM THE PRESIDENT drops by the Women in Healthcare panel hosted by Seema Verma, Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.*

*11:30AM THE PRESIDENT hosts a Legislative Affairs group meeting*

>*3:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with the Congressional Black Caucus Executive Committee*

>*6:30PM THE PRESIDENT has dinner with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson*

-PRESS BRIEFING-

* 1:30PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer*

youtube.com/watch?v=m1c0VXX6gcw

Kane lives in the UK and he's 54?

Twitter just made it so you can't look at replies unless you have an account.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489460114976.webm

>shill redemption arc to avenge the guy writing their checks

Why does he have one black glove and one white glove? Is it some Orthodox Tradition?

So with this healthcare thing ... being apparently shit, and Trump stepping in and kinda backing it (seems odd but ok - I trust Trump). If it passes, wouldn't the HHS guy gut it and stuff as needed for 2nd pass?

>Meanwhile at WaPo

TRUMP REPEATS DEBUNKED WIRETAP CLAI-

FUCK

>Uh, oh. NYPD turns against the FBI: The seized laptop showed that HRC covered up Weiner’s sex crimes with 15 yr old DURING election. Story currently developing.
Weird. I remember seeing that story and every media outlet saying it was FAKE NEWS. Really gets my grapes growing.

Brahs....

DOBBS, TUCKER, HANNITY WILL BE INCREDIBLE TONIGHT.


and then an hour of Don Lemon at 11 with his shit panel trying to twist the story.

>KaneUK
>Canuck

I will have nightmares now

I don't know what's going on with that bill. I expected better from the republicans.

>CTR has infected basically all major social media
>brock just pipes Sup Forums memes into it
oh shiiiit

Suicide or prison for breaking campaign rules during the elections, and then suicide.

Artillery is fucking cool.

Just got home user what am I missing!

Jesus...How do you guys handle American Tourists

I would fuck with that for fun

Kek is on the warpath

have my surround sound connected to my computer


I'm sure my neighbors were wondering WHAT THE FUCK that was

say that to my face

I'm Sorry, remember it isn't real life.

they are super fucked and they know it. a few trump tweets about this and it's panic mode

>Obama didn't spy on Trump
>Nunes: Surveillance of Trump team happened
>Legal surveillance was conducted but there was no physical wiretap

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING, IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

Everything.

Don't worry I missed it too.

Fug no. We take his blackmail info and leave him to the wolves. No redemption.

MCMUFFIN CHANGED NARRATIVES

twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/844669365006032896

>manipulating the meaning of surveillance

What did he mean by this?

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holy hell

I do NOT want to be in a warzone

literally TOTAL VICTORY, msnbc and CNN look like they are having a stroke

For Mother Europa!

youtube.com/watch?v=fcjDtPf9GMw

what am I missing in that pic?

Finland will never know the horrors of Disneyland and nips with gigantic Nikon cameras intentionally closing in on you by the dozens.

You're pretty cool finland. I like that you have no word for please

Stop disrespecting the brave wehrmacht soldiers with your anime nigger bullshit

>subverting democracy
>by securing the convention delegation

Now, since I last made this series of posts many things changed. For starters, Trump is President.

Did you guys notice what techniques they brought to our humble congolese command and control bulletin board?

1) Forum sliding: any given time, specially when there are bad news regarding the democrats or anything at all that goes against their groupthink they they go overboard with it

2) Consensus cracking: see the "I voted for him but those remarks by his cabinet / this temporary setback / this MSM allegation will really get him impeached / such and such should be fired" that people are bringing here. I'm fairly sure the first time it arrive people actually felt the need to believe it but now it is probably just shills shilling shills

3) Topic Dilution: on Sup Forums in general (doubles as sliding): in general, wild gooze chases, on /trumpgen/, gossip, pitting groups against each other.

4) Information collection: seen only rarely in here, "let's make a lions guard for Trump / lets make ANTICOM" and "what would you do if Trump is impeached / is killed". Also "let's access this site / app / plugin for more info". Don't fall for it folks.

5) Anger Trolling: our bread and butter, just see any post with a Finland flag beside it. Actually, it is our main weapon too so it is all fair games in this matter. Just don't answer the trolls.

6) Happened on many boards on Sup Forums when the happening and GG broke out. I don't know about Sup Forums but Sup Forums and Sup Forums, for instance, that's a given. We are not very susceptible, being an anonymous chan anyway but on reddit, oh boy, I wouldn't touch that mess with a 100 feet pole covered in insulant and fire retardant. Social media in general, ever worse. Honestly, a mod got recently fired (in the rwss debacle) for politicising his enforcement of the rules so we are not immune to that either

Stay smart, stay safe, stay beautiful and stay out of trouble.

I never noticed that before. I guess maybe it's an Orthodox thing. Ask someone from Serbia, Greece, or Russia.

DUDES....

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God bless you for making these posts, user

>tfw born november 22nd

54KaneUK is weirdly a pretty sweet username.

I guess this is okay just hope its a responsible lift and we don't have fucking near-extinct bears and moose again.

You guys realize legit the pessimism about this bill was based on a first glance takes, and a bunch of liberal offices doomsaying on projected unfounded statistics right?

Its actually awesome, way better than Obamacare, we get lower costs, no mandates and no healthcare cuts to lower class whites because of a clever change to Medicaid.

Sup Forums should look at it and give it a chance again.

Classic misdirection.

WHAT A TOTAL FAGGOT

F
A
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G
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Joe & other talking heads go on about the "permanent government"

But remember
NO SURVEILLANCE
Oh wait only legal incidental surveillance :))

GET FUCKED BROCK
WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE (((HEART ATTACKS))) BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

Then you better start voting against mass immigration because it leads to only one outcome

Time for the daily salt rubbing

Isn't it sad that Trump detractors like you have nothing else left but fortune telling and wishing for him to failure?

Think about it: for this whole campaign you guys at least had hope

> polls were at your side
> media was at your side
> betting houses were at your side
> pollsters were at your side
> celebrities were at your side

And yet, your side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.

Trump now has

> the presidency
> a red senate
> a red congress
> a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated
> probably two more to fill before the end of this first term
> not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term
> all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes

And now here you are: fortune telling

> Trump won't such and such
> Senate won't confirm such and such
> Congress won't pass such and such

And every step of the way, much like in the election, you get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then you move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong

It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it

Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in.

> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure.
> you have no power and no hope

Think about it

forgot pic

Got my next pitch for a reality TV series.

Next: AIDS

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>brave

Not terrible after all three are in, but I don't think that happens

Here is the list of candidates for 2018

tl;dr: Democrats have 23 senators up on the chopping block, with 2 Independent and only 8 republicans.

> At the absolute worst case scenario (all republicans lose their seats) democrats achieve a 54-2-44 majority, barely over what republicans have now.
> At the absolute best case scenario democrats lose all 23 seats plus the 2 independent and we are left with a 77-23 majority for the republicans
> my estimate is that democrats lose at least 6 seats, that republicans will have to defend vigorously AZ and NV and that Angus and Manchin may flip to R. Not too far from a majority

Democrat

> Dianne Feinstein (California, since 1992)
> Tom Carper (Delaware, since 2000)
> Bill Nelson (Florida, since 2000)
> Debbie Stabenow (Michigan, since 2000)
> Maria Cantwell (Washington, since 2000)
> Ben Cardin (Maryland, since 2006)
> Amy Klobuchar (Minnesota, since 2006)
> Claire McCaskill (Missouri, since 2006)
> Jon Tester (Montana, since 2006)
> Sherrod Brown (Ohio, since 2006)
> Bob Casey (Pennsylvania, since 2006)
> Sheldon Whitehouse (Rhode Island, since 2006)
> Bob Menendez (New Jersey, since 2006)
> Kirsten Gillibrand (New York, since 2009)
> Joe Manchin (West Virginia, since 2010)
> Chris Murphy (Connecticut, since 2012)
> Mazie Hirono (Hawaii, since 2012)
> Joe Donnelly (Indiana, since 2012)
> Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts, since 2012)
> Martin Heinrich (New Mexico, since 2012)
> Heidi Heitkamp (North Dakota, since 2012)
> Tim Kaine (Virginia, since 2012)
> Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin, since 2012)

Independent

> Bernie Sanders (Vermont, since 2006)
> Angus King (Maine, since 2012)

Republican

> Orrin Hatch (Utah, since 1976)
> Bob Corker (Tennessee, since 2006)
> Roger Wicker (Mississippi, since 2007)
> John Barrasso (Wyoming, since 2007)
> Dean Heller (Nevada, since 2011)
> Jeff Flake (Arizona, since 2012)
> Deb Fischer (Nebraska, since 2012)
> Ted Cruz (Texas, since 2012)

What do you guys think? Is everyone here registered?

Does that faggot ever shut up?

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That's why I voted straight ticket GOP

Either way we win Norge.

Holy shit my sides

i'm part finnish and everyone tells me I never talk to anyone

this picture speaks to my soul

Really makes me think

I feel like the NSA and CIA are just going to keep making laws to retroactively make everything they do "legal"

If they're not stopped this might be a "Second Amendment" issue. Can't lawyer your way out of firing squad.

>and then an hour of Don Lemon at 11 with his shit panel trying to twist the story.
What's there to twist?
We all know Trump is a Putin puppet and they had every right to wiretap him

Yes , brave , braver than any amerifat will ever be

How can an entire nation of autists survive

My faggot brother is freaking out about this whole thing lol. He trying to spin this whole thing on Trump is going to jail.

I guess Fins aren't very sociable people.

Thank you. This was really helpful. Be blessed.

What exactly do you think isn't happening?

SEE THE JEW

SEE HOW EASILY HE GOES FROM "THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN" TO "IT'S OK THIS HAPPENED"

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if they got Phoenix Wright they could