LMBGFO

LMBGFO (lets make Brazil great for once)

Ok guys, le pen is about to be elected, so lets keep our mission on track, push the right to power in every single country of the world, smite the lefties, destroy cultural marxism and fix our shitholes.

This is a thread about how to fix brazil. Today lets talk about the ultimate far right candidate to the presidency : Jair Messias Bolsonaro.

So, here is his profile :

Congressman, Ex military, married to a half nigger brazilian wife(but who isnt a half nigger in brazil), have 3 sons, one of them is a police officer/congressman.
Ideological analysis : Conservative/traditionalist/nationalist. He dialogs to both the very traditionalist and the new born libertarian sect in brazil, witch he cant please since he does not have a proper economic plan.

His policies will be :
-death penalty to dindus.
-forced labor to minor crimes.
-increase security.
-chemical castration to rapists.
-abolish the marriage between same sexes.
-put as much military into his ministeries.
-Nationalize the public companies (by that i mean sell it to the private sector but it must be a brazilian company). He will not nationalize everything, he already told some sources petrobras is out of question.


Major flaw : he is alligned to jews. I dont really know exacly how, but seems he went to Israel and talked to some people, probably asking for money or some shit in jewish banks.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Luiz_of_Orléans-Braganza
youtube.com/watch?v=24GI2AKVFk8
br.noticias.yahoo.com/cupula-do-psdb-decide-doria-para-presidente-acm-neto-para-vice-alckmin-nem-foi-avisado-225741447.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

proof that he is pro israel :

here is a pic of all brazilian candidates, except for bolsonaro all of them are gommies.

>putting a 20 years dindunfin hothead congressman into presidency
>fixing Brazil
pick one

can you show better options ?

no and I don't have to

nice, mabe you are in the wrong board. i was expecting some political talk in here.

Option 1: Bolsonaro.

bump for the great justice !

Option 2: WE WUZ

Option 3: Let Lula win and send a fuck you to the rest of Brazil

>death penalty to dindusñ
I'm in. How can I help?

>choose between gommies and jew cuckboy
we wuz democracy and sheeeit

Damn son. really ? do you unironically think a king is the solution? dare to explain why ?

Hey Brazilians:

You guys need to form a red pilled city. Everyone on Sup Forums should move to the same city. Forget the country as a whole its too hard to change it.

Focus on making one city based at the beginning.

Suggestion: Goiania

help us meme bolsonaro when the time is right (election time).

Most natural and traditionalist form of government. Put european blood as a sacred part of our government, creates a natural incentive to keep Brazil european in the long run. The current heir to the throne is based (and old...). Pedro II was nice.
Look, monarchies are just better than republics in general.

He's the man who can fix your shithole. Use him well, for we already lost ours.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Luiz_of_Orléans-Braganza

Mabe we should unite with cancro chan. they have been memeing bolsonaro for a while now. The problem is they are too cancerous and must be avoided at all times. How do we solve this logical problem?

Bolsomeme a shit.
AVE GLÓRIA
AVE IMPÉRIO

i get the idea, the monarch would serve as the ideal citizent, and it would be his ultimate goal to keep the state in check since brazil is literally his life, honor etc. I get the idea, but we are too many steps from it, we need to get the right into power first. then we think what should we do. Just to your consideration : im a libertarian, i dont like many of bolsonaros ideas, but he is right, and he is talking to the market. If he nail a economic plan (lets hope his son makes his dad to pick a dude from the mises brasil school to create a nice economic plan) i bet the market will back him up.

its never to late hermano. if we fix brazil and mexico we invade venezuela and we fix south america then.

>let's fix the country.
>let's start by electing a functional retard.

unless your main argument is that he's too stupid to engage in corruption.

>too stupid to engage in corruption.

i was totally impartial in his profile so we could conclude in conjunction. Hes only flaw in my oppinion is that he is asking to be put in the presidency without a single economic plan other than "niobio and grafite worth more than gold"

youtube.com/watch?v=24GI2AKVFk8

16 minutes. Its funny how he is more moderated now. He is talking to all the sects of the right.

>/ourguy/ is a generic cuckservative by American standards
Well, at least he will give us muh gunz and death penalty. Good enough.

he dropped some pretty good redpills :

the conservatives are specialists in dividing people. We must fight the left together and then we talk about whats next.

We're going full chairo on 2018 at worst, or degrading ourselves little by little in the best scenario, just leave us here to rot and help us during the coup to get a new Emperor.

when?

we are the leading forces of south america mexico dont give up now. we can deal with it. And more : the wall is the best thing that happened to you, independence is a great thing.

next year. This year we will create memes nonstop. next year we meme him into power if kek wills it.

We arent south america

read this :

>Mexico
>South America

PT Education Standarts

he's a simpleton polemicist.

Since I doubt he could ever figured out that by himself, somebody must've advised him that he should let some of his constant brainfarts into the wild which would probably guarantee a base of followers. He's a shallow meme, without any substance.

yeah i know you are central america for a didactic reason , but to me whats not USA and Canada is south america.

dude we still have a fucking communist party active in the nation
symbol and everything
we need baby steps

>implying América Central even exists

that ^^

We are North America. As in the Northern Hemisphere.
>but to me whats not USA and Canada is south america.
Well you better get yourself educated.

Imperio do Brasil Stronk

mas quanto rende o fgts

honestly he is the best option to crush the left in Brazil.

Not a great candidate, but way better than the cesspool we face as the other choices

ok, since you want to be north america, enjoy your geographical place alongside that nice and huge wall.
The logic im using is this :
mexico is a latin nation, and has more to do with south america than with north america. We have a huge block of nations that hang with other pretty nicelly over here. but since you guys have been hanging with USA you guys lost the sense of ridiculous. now that they threw their lapdog out of the house, and created a wall, you guys are crying all over the place instead of picking up the small bits of pride you still have. You were the USA main bitch, now we are offering the south ameica friendship and you guys keep spitting on it. good ridence far cousin.

4% to 6% depending on the year.

i totally agree. but im totally in the closet with that. i cant shill him on my fb timeline for instance, that would be social suicide. Also girls are mostly left nowadays.

i couldn't until a while ago cuz my term paper "orientation" professor is a super leftist feminist chick. I'll mindfuck all of them soon, though

>too stupid to engage in corruption
If you want that then you should vote for Tiririca

user, the whole North/South division is a geographical one. It has nothing to with hanging with the US or hanging with South America. We could be friends and even form a Latin American Union but we would still be North America while you are South America. It has nothing to do with Latin or Anglo culture.

Also, South Americans hate each other, and we hate some of them too. We dont "hang with other pretty nicelly over here".The only thing we might agree on is anti-Americanism, which I personally disagree with (while not being pro-American).

I would vote for João Doria if he choose to run

If not him, than, Bolsonaro

JOÃO DORIA OR BOLSONARO

He should drop the faggot marriage thing,that will piss off a lot of normies

more like LMBSOKHIOTFSHIHAB
let's make Brazil slightly ok and habitable instead of the flaming shit hole it has always been

supposedly doria was confirmed as a pre candidate by PSDB today

br.noticias.yahoo.com/cupula-do-psdb-decide-doria-para-presidente-acm-neto-para-vice-alckmin-nem-foi-avisado-225741447.html

yeah, doria should make a public stand fast. either way, having both on the run would be positive. it would suck the left voters even more, and if one of them fall in the second term election the other can assume. one is to end violence and crush the left, the other is to save the economy and back off the left.

And btw zucas,can you guys stop sending your nordeste niggers with their pagode?it would be greatly appreciated.

CARALHO ACM NETO !!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There are worse things than the Jews, like Commies (even though there is a lot of overlap between them)

Alckmin does not have the charisma to get this election going

And I suspect that Doria will not accept this, I think he is going to stay loyal to Alckmin

I hate the PSDB party with all my heart, just like I hate PT

Doria probably would be a superior prez to Bolsonaro, he seems smarter, more in tune with what people want, better public speaker

Still, Bolsonaro would end the maloqueiros

historicly its your fault pai. We dont accept damaged goods ok? keep it for yourselves.

Pagode is not from Nordeste, you dumb padeiro

Rap is not from europe and they still listen to it,so what your point?

no
and you should receive every slave you brought to us

actually in our constitution we only allow marriages between man and woman. some instance forcefully created and addendum that is unconstitutional . he is pretty straight forward with that : its against the law.

Se o Doria concorrer eu vou votar nele não no Bolsonaro

my point is : instead of bringing a shitton of fucking niggers here to make sugar loaf and get gold to portugal give it all to your best friend britain, why didnt you copy britain for once and colonized brazil with your finest people insted of sending all the whores and thieves here. no onder we are psychologic fucked.

we have almost an year to decide user.

Brazil is a beautiful country. If you guys get your economic problems and crime under control we may finally recognise you guys as a first world country-desu

You had 180 years to deal with them instead of leting breed like rats in the favelas

I bet he is running as vice for alckmin, unless alckmin gets even more badly burnt. i hope not but psdb is essentially a bunch of socialist mobsters

O meu problema é q a direita talvez se divida em PSDB e o PSC e acabe Melancia vs 9 dedos

Option 4: Make Brasil Portugal Again.

thank you senpai

thanks burgers, the right is trying hard to unite and fight the gommies. Conservatives, traditionalists,ancaps, minarchists, monarchists everyone is united with a single objective : STOP THE CULTURAL MARXISM.

>You had 180 years to deal with them instead of leting breed like rats in the favelas
180 years is not enough, enjoy our shipment of free niggers.

A country full of non white trannies will never be great

Option 5 - fuck off. BRazil will be the first ANCAPSTAN ever in the history of the world.

Probably rigged, so why even bother?

our country exports 90% of our traps, being USA and italy the major consumers. we are not keeping it bro.

Keksil maybe?

Yes.

Look, if we had a king in this last crisis.. it would have been solved in less than a month.

1) Ask prime-minister (Dilma) renunciation
2) Dissolve the Congress
3) Call new elections
4) Decide crisis between STF and Congress

Poder Moderador ftw

please, bolsonaro is shit. Can't you see that?

I honestly would not mind. Just keep it european.

fuck off baguette, we're making brazil great

pls we do not need european socialism

top kek

>workers can't protest oppression in ancap society

they're more than welcome to do whatever the fuck they want, just don't expect to keep the job

fucking mongoloids

dont you have a Gilf to elect ? Go meme le pen into presidency you fucking croassaint de formage

Every candidate is, he happens to be the less shitty one.

>Doria: sou 100% Hillary
Doria: sou 100% Hillary
>Doria: sou 100% Hillary
Doria: sou 100% Hillary
>Doria: sou 100% Hillary
Doria: sou 100% Hillary
>Doria: sou 100% Hillary
Doria: sou 100% Hillary

Why care about elections?You guys obviously need some sort of dictator who is in favor of some concentration and death camps to all the favela niggers

really ??? damn ... ((bolsonaro and doria)) confirmed (()).

shit, is this true? source pls

Portugal normally dont shitpost that much. We have a deep respect on your oppinion, but dont push it too much or we will go full hue on you.

Dória is good for São Paulo, will be shit for Brazil.

Do you think Dória will end gender ideology?
Do you think Dória is against quotas for blacks?
Do you think Dória will control immigration?
Do you think Dória will face big time special groups?
Do you think Dória will do anything for Brazil other than balancing the budget?

No.

He is a good administrator. A country needs more than this. It needs a soul. It needs a purprose. And ours is dying. Bolsonaro is the only one actually in the right-wing right now.

There's no right-wing politician ideologically good in brazil. The only choice is to create self sustainables communities

Isnt it true though?ive worked with many zucas and they all pretty much say the same thing:

Shit education
Corruption
Crime
Degeneracy
Tendency to call honest people stupid and someone who cheats the system dumb
Expensive lifestyle

Dont know how will you guys change any of those wihtout foce desu.

*who cheats the system smart

no to all the above. except :
>Do you think Dória will do anything for Brazil other than balancing the budget?
thats a huge deal to the market and the new born libertarian sect of the right. ofcourse gimmethats should end, but we have a huge state, and if he cuts the spending it would be great.