New white baby

Ok pol, no fucking about. Just got first son (praise kek), and we can't decide on name.
It's either going to be Bjorn (bear) or Mads (as in mikkleson)
Little beast is 9 pounds 11 oz and will grow up to fight commies. Help me out here.

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Sounds gay.

Name him Ted instead, as in Slide Thread Ted.

gratz keep the white race going make 2 more.
Bjorn is better

Dolf.

Godfrey, Raymond, Robert, Tancred.

Kek has spoken, thanks m8

*vaccinates his baby 18 times at once*
*microwaves baby food*

>9 pounds 11 oz
Not big enough for Bjorn. Also, use a normal name so your American kid doesn't grow up to think you're an idiot.

If you're really going to base it on the will of "kek" then...go with Bjorn I guess. Since he has "SHOWN HIMSELF kekekek!"

I was about to suggest Corbin or Reis. Both Germanic and underused properly. Mads is a good name as well.

Offer him to MOLOCH and know power, wealth and glory for you and your kin for the rest of your bloodlines existence.

Do it now. MOLOCH is rising.

What are you 23 at most?

Gunnbjörn.

Means war bear.

Chad.

You don't know what passes for normal here... Some shit form or Jayden

Sister named her kid Reis, so that out, Corbin sounds like landed gentre

Adolphus.
Maximus Rex.
Donald.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Thomas, Peter, Paul, David

These are your choices, in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

>not naming your first born "Don" in honour of the god emperor
SHIGIDDITYDOODAA

Came here to say this. Would also accept Levi

>tfw was blessed with the name Matthew

Edmund
Luke
Claudius
Spencer
Lucius
Frederic
Roman
Lawrence
Ulysses
Ulrich
George
Erwin
Maxwell

Good job man

35, employed, married, already have 2 girls.

Caiden
Braiden
Maiden
Hayden
Raiden
Polden
Turden

Branson
Hanson
Madson
Damson
Dam Son

American.
It's the best firstname in the world.

>special snowflake names
Don't do it. You'll never know the minor inconvenience of having to spell out your name to the cashier at Starbucks because they can't spell it

name him Bunko

Adolf

Lars

Name your son Ultra-Hitler.

>Biblical
No thanks, kek (pbuh) has done more for us than jesus ever will

Remember, in whatever you name your children, there must be a pattern.
>Jackson, Jefferson, Lincoln
>Agustus, Tiberius, Nero
>Carolina, Dakota, New York

All viable names, with a pattern for all further offspring.

Made the list, had to take off for (((reasons)))

Frederick William, James, Edgar, John Charles, Ferdinand, use names of European kings dude

Give him a badass Aztec name like
Pococoatepetl
Coatzaltlepetl
Quetzoacoatlepetl
Cococaceteacapetetl

Both are pretty easy names, only literal retards can't spell Bjorn.

Erik

>Worshiping idols

This never ends well.

Name him Viktor, it's European based and the k is for Kek.

Thor. Now that's badass.

The day of the rake has been postponed

David Schlomo

I urge you to go with Corbin, then. If it isn't kek's will, then it is mine. Do it and reap the benefits of a gifted child later. :^)

t. Freemason legacy a Corbin 33°

Adolf

jack or john or something similar. "Creative" names are for idiots

Name him Sigismund (ziggy)

he'll get all the bitches

This. If you want your kid to be happy and accomplished in life.

His name will be Cesar.

Reroll
Viktor
Erik

>Dad, why am I called Bjorn?
>Because you began with a BJ.

Hugh Mungus

...

...

Mohammed

name him pepe
kek will sit

+1

name him Kronos

This will grant him a future in multicultural America.

Go with something that was popular in the 1930's or 40's for maximum chad mode.
Clarence, Robert, Donald, Dean, shit like that. I wish I had a name so cool.

OP if you dont do this ur a cuck

KEK WILLS IT

>not naming him after your father
Piece oft shit

if quints you have to name your son Mohammed.

desu

DeAndre
De'aundré
De'Undreau-a

im named after my dad, its very confusing would not reccomend

Mohammed

hi Trump Jr. ;)

Witnessed.

It would be named after its grandfather you idiot

Sounds blackish

>that op pic
reminds me of
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Kek wills it OP

Why would you name your child a name that is literally impossible to pronounce in English?
You can't even write it out because your language is lacking in o.

Adolf

Easy mistake

OP could me his kid K'ek'. With a guttural sounds after the 'k'.

I actually have two sons, David and Matthew. Love those little fucks.

Nigger pls.

Can he has KEK as second name please?

my grandfather and also share the same name my man

Or Adolphe, yeah Adolphe

God bless you. If he's that big of a boy I'd say Bjorn fits him just right. Make sure he ends up using a sickle or hammer as a preferred weapon when he kills them commies

Call him Gilgamesh

brazilian nigger name

Is she wearing an omnitrix?

Thor

name him something civilized like John,

Or Rajesh

my wife caught my 2 y/o son making roman salutes in the mirror the other day, apparently he pulled it off!

If you want a trendy name, name him Cheese. Or maybe Panda.

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Congratulations, you're life is just beginning.
With that being said, please take my advice and don't give your son a meme name. He will forever be trying to correct people and that annoys people. Peopke will begin to subconsciously resent your son in the end. Give him a strong, simple, masculine American name instead. You won't regret it.

t. White father whose liberal parents gave him a meme name.

amos

Frank.

Pepe

Nice.

thats pretty fucking gay mate

+2

name him Cuck

Go away Soros

Harold Cuckold

Caesar is how you spell the real version