My mom just force me to explain to her what Sup Forums is, and Kek, stuff like that...

My mom just force me to explain to her what Sup Forums is, and Kek, stuff like that, she wouldn't go away till I told her.
God she thinks I'm a faggot now.

I tried to explain this shit to my wife last night. Didn't end well.

that's rough mate

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>he still lives with his mom

> Hey mom, hot pocket me or my friends at Sup Forums will send kek after you

You must be 18 to post here.

Why didn't you talk about the less shit boards like k/ck (who am I kidding, it's just fast food shitposting at this point)/o/po?

There are multiple boards for a reason, even if that reason is to distract from the popular ones

just say the following
>Sup Forums is an online anonymous image board where ideas can be spread freely
>kek is an ancient Egyptian god that is associated with repeating numbers
>whenever a something's post number has repeating numbers for some reason its likely to happen so people say praise kek
not that hard

Ouch.

I can only imagine how my wife would react.

She sees me browse Sup Forums sometimes but I just tell her it's a "news site" so she doesn't ask about it.

Kek will smite your mother, the unbelieving whore.

You should tell her that your not a faggot, and then fuck her to show her how much of a faggot you're not. This is how Sup Forums would handle the situation though.

>that timestamp

lol pretty spot on

Cmon! First rule of fight club is to share the wife with /pol
My stinky-winky is waiting

She's on board with the general politics of the board, she just thinks this place is retarded. I agree, but I'm stuck here for life. It beats wasting time watching TV in the evenings though.

I told my mother "Sup Forums is a meeting place on the internet where people from all over the world discuss a great many things, and some of them worship an ancient Egyptian deity of chaos and use frog pictures to represent him

>my mom just forced

You dun goofed. Only person who knows I browse Sup Forums is my wife. She rolls her eyes occasionally, but values my opinion on politics. A lot of which is formed here, for better or worse. I've learned a ton of positive things from k, diy, fit, ck, and pol. KEK posting is pretty autistic though.

>Not telling your mom to lurk moar

fuck off nufag

Oh, I've got tons of pics. They aren't getting posted here though. Also, I'm married, so I don't get laid either.

> letting anyone know that you browse Sup Forums
> ever

I told my wife its unrestrained autism with news that is incredibly funny.

Also didnt go down well.