What do you say?
You're the first person on Mars
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GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
AYO, WHERE DEY WHITE WOMYNZ AT...
Praise KEK
I am on mars
Fuck Obama and fuck niggers.
Pool's Closed.
finally a planet inhabited only by whites
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
one small step for man, one place muslims will never be allowed to come.
"no niggers!"
I-I CAN'T BREATH ARRRGHHHHFGSTAD
*BRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
...
AVE MARIA
NON NUBIS DOMINE
DEUS VULT
WHITE POWER
REFUGEES WELCOME
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
There's no fucking Muslims, Jews, spics, libtards, commies, niggers, chinks, poos, gooks, and wops here
Heaven exists
nothing, when a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, it would make the same sound.
BANE?
/thread
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I would probably blurt out stuff like Hitler did nothing wrong until I get cut off
RAMONE
fug wheres da oxygen :DDD
First on mars? Eat more candy bars.
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
HOW EYROP SAVED THE WORLD IN ONE CALL
"This is against God's will"
he wasn't alone
For Ourselves and OUR posterity, we claim Mars for the United States.
Also no non whites/jews allowed.
/thread kek
One small step for a man but one giant leap for....
COMMUNISM
While i stick my USSR flag in the ground.
I mean its already called red planet
I would recite the entire script of Total recall (1990)
Claimed.
" bruh this shit crazy lol "
I turn around and say,
> Fuck off, we're full
Checked
La ilaha illa Allah.
SIEG HEIL
here's your (You)
The only correct answer, kek has spoken
why the fuck am I even here?
my feet hurt
i wanna go home, fap and eat some tendies
MIKE
"Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"
finally a place without suicide bombers
kek nice o and a meme
Who's laughing now, earthfags?
"CUT! alright thats a wrap!"
Uhh, you don't get to bring friends
WOW IT'S SHIT IN HERE, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT
WE DID IT HILTER!
WE DID IT!
SEEG!
HILE!
God I hope the fucking niggers don't come here, too
You got a lot of nerve showing your face here, hauser
I'm fucking Trumping this shit baby! Wooooo
aliens are fucking real...
Kek wills it!
(you)
Suck my nuts, Elon!
>"where'd the assholes who built this place put the bathroom?!"
>I declare this world the promised land of Kekistan and its peoples.
Now to the rest of greater Israel
It's not really red though.
Kind of like most communists.
Ein volk
Ein Reich
Ein führer
Ein mars
>West Turkey
>White
Nothing because Mars doesn't exist the way you think it does.
NOTHING HAS CHANGED
This entire planet is a big
Nanimonoodle
Nadataco
Nothingburger
Nientespaghetti
Nothing substantial here I'm tired
lmfao
/thread
Daily reminder
/thread
Finally a planet with no whitey!
[One day later]
W-where are the gibs
"This is a stage set, the Earth is flat. The lie has gone on long enough".
That or an old fashioned ALLAHU AKBAR
I'm gay
POO POO PEE POO
Finally, the white man marses on
THICC
Some of you martians are alright
Don't go to the surface today
Heil Hitler and plant a nazi flag, then proceed to declare the 4rth reich and we will be conquering earth soon
Happening thread will be posted tomorrow, see you ayys
make it 110
Hitler did nothing wrong
Strike the earth!
Planet's closed due to AIDS
"Wow, look at all these runes and pyramids that NASA kept from the public!"
>I JUST ARRIVED HERE
>GIVE ME FREE STUFF
earth is flat all rockets will explode, they will never again attempt to fake moon or mars landing, it was easy to fake in 60s without internet and photoshop
Greeks have nothing to do with Turks.
Greece is western civilization base
Finally a place where i can easily park my car
Colonized
I therefor claim this land, keksitan for our the most holy and the mightiest god, Kek.
Look at me! I am the captain now.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
Poz my neg hole
shill thread to push the skyballs into your subconscious, folk.
That's how mind programming work.
Nobody will go on the surface of Mars, ever, since Mars is an orb of light in the sky, a wandering star (planet).
Our earth is flat.
>Our earth is flat.
proof pls
correction: It's not OUR earth, in actuality.
It is theirs.
3/10
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FUCK YEAH, WHITES WIN AGAIN!