You're the first person on Mars

What do you say?

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GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

AYO, WHERE DEY WHITE WOMYNZ AT...

Praise KEK

I am on mars

Fuck Obama and fuck niggers.

Pool's Closed.

finally a planet inhabited only by whites

sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

one small step for man, one place muslims will never be allowed to come.

"no niggers!"

I-I CAN'T BREATH ARRRGHHHHFGSTAD

*BRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

...

AVE MARIA
NON NUBIS DOMINE
DEUS VULT

WHITE POWER

REFUGEES WELCOME

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

There's no fucking Muslims, Jews, spics, libtards, commies, niggers, chinks, poos, gooks, and wops here

Heaven exists

nothing, when a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, it would make the same sound.

BANE?

/thread

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I would probably blurt out stuff like Hitler did nothing wrong until I get cut off

RAMONE

fug wheres da oxygen :DDD

First on mars? Eat more candy bars.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

HOW EYROP SAVED THE WORLD IN ONE CALL

"This is against God's will"

he wasn't alone

For Ourselves and OUR posterity, we claim Mars for the United States.

Also no non whites/jews allowed.

/thread kek

One small step for a man but one giant leap for....

COMMUNISM

While i stick my USSR flag in the ground.
I mean its already called red planet

I would recite the entire script of Total recall (1990)

Claimed.

" bruh this shit crazy lol "

I turn around and say,
> Fuck off, we're full

Checked

La ilaha illa Allah.

SIEG HEIL

here's your (You)

The only correct answer, kek has spoken

why the fuck am I even here?
my feet hurt
i wanna go home, fap and eat some tendies

MIKE

"Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"

finally a place without suicide bombers

kek nice o and a meme

Who's laughing now, earthfags?

"CUT! alright thats a wrap!"

Uhh, you don't get to bring friends

WOW IT'S SHIT IN HERE, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT

WE DID IT HILTER!

WE DID IT!

SEEG!

HILE!

God I hope the fucking niggers don't come here, too

You got a lot of nerve showing your face here, hauser

I'm fucking Trumping this shit baby! Wooooo

aliens are fucking real...

Kek wills it!
(you)

Suck my nuts, Elon!


>"where'd the assholes who built this place put the bathroom?!"

>I declare this world the promised land of Kekistan and its peoples.

Now to the rest of greater Israel

It's not really red though.

Kind of like most communists.

Ein volk
Ein Reich
Ein führer
Ein mars

>West Turkey
>White

Nothing because Mars doesn't exist the way you think it does.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

This entire planet is a big
Nanimonoodle
Nadataco
Nothingburger
Nientespaghetti
Nothing substantial here I'm tired

lmfao
/thread

Daily reminder

/thread

Finally a planet with no whitey!
[One day later]
W-where are the gibs

"This is a stage set, the Earth is flat. The lie has gone on long enough".

That or an old fashioned ALLAHU AKBAR

I'm gay

POO POO PEE POO

Finally, the white man marses on

THICC

Some of you martians are alright
Don't go to the surface today

Heil Hitler and plant a nazi flag, then proceed to declare the 4rth reich and we will be conquering earth soon

Happening thread will be posted tomorrow, see you ayys

make it 110

Hitler did nothing wrong

Strike the earth!

Planet's closed due to AIDS

"Wow, look at all these runes and pyramids that NASA kept from the public!"

>I JUST ARRIVED HERE
>GIVE ME FREE STUFF

earth is flat all rockets will explode, they will never again attempt to fake moon or mars landing, it was easy to fake in 60s without internet and photoshop

Greeks have nothing to do with Turks.
Greece is western civilization base

Finally a place where i can easily park my car

Colonized

I therefor claim this land, keksitan for our the most holy and the mightiest god, Kek.

Look at me! I am the captain now.

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Poz my neg hole

shill thread to push the skyballs into your subconscious, folk.
That's how mind programming work.
Nobody will go on the surface of Mars, ever, since Mars is an orb of light in the sky, a wandering star (planet).
Our earth is flat.

>Our earth is flat.
proof pls

correction: It's not OUR earth, in actuality.
It is theirs.

3/10

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FUCK YEAH, WHITES WIN AGAIN!

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