Hello, I'm here for the job interview

>Hello, I'm here for the job interview.

You're hired

Can I see your criminal record?

At mayn we dan haya brodas in did bish ya kno , da white boi boss man not be hayarin us no no afta jamal bound his wify ya feel mey ?

sit on my face daddy

>Okay, let me go fetch my wife. In the mean time you can undress, don't worry though, i'll prep you when I return with my wife. Also, just as reminder, condoms will not be used. My wife prefers bareback.

You mean "will the defendant please rise.", right?

*fist bumps* aight muh nigger, what good bee-yatch?

shoo shoo smelly nigger

>sit on my face daddy

This is the ONLY correct answer.

Based, based Pole.

We don't hire uncle toms

you're a little over dressed but ok, here's your uniform

Hello sir ?

Are you a Kingz and sheeit ?

>Hi, I'm the new Head of Marketing. What's your name?

Goddammit user I burst out laughing

turn 360 degrees and proceded to suck his cock

I'm sorry but we have reached our required multicultural quota, and thus I am regretful to inform that we are not looking to hire any more negroes at this time.

Thank god. Now shuffle you kangz ass out of my office pronto.

>Hello? Yes this is Hamilton speaking.

That actor died of Aids lol

I'll probably hire him, honestly... to get the SJWs off my ass.
Better to hire an uncle tom "willingly" than a ghetto nigger after a huge diversity rent seeking "scandal"

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Osas

Uh. This is the maternity wing. Is this your child? Wait! Where are you going? No running in the halls!

i don't understand why you'd need to wear a suit to pick cotton, but you're hired anyway.

Kek

Nice suit. Who's your tailor, if I may ask?
I'm assuming you can start tomorrow?

STOP RESISTING

Leave my sight, nigger.

To qualify for this job we need to see if your neck fits this noose

Do you mind if I have that sandwhich in your pocket?

You're 2 hours late, go home.

We need more memes with dark blacks looking successful and happy, and light blacks looking nigger and trashy.

This reduces the desire for racemixing, theoretically.

Tell us about yourself

> *smacks lips*

Oh. That's great. But something came up, so please go home for today, We'll call you back so we can make a new appointment at a more opportune time for you.

Sorry m8 already hireed a janitor