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DNA testing thread

So what did you guys wind up getting?

This is actually very interesting, and I'm no longer in the dark as to what I am. Keep in mind you're essentially handing out your genetic data to various, shadowy corporations. I only did this because my privacy isn't paramount in my life as I'm a law abiding citizen.

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You are in the dark alright.

I am 0.2% Native American, where is my welfare check?

FPBP

excellent scores user.

fucking kek

>niggger + sandnigger descendant

No wonder you crave welfare

Sadly, it looks like I am part Turkroach. But, luckily, no nog or native.

>paying to give your DNA to jews
What went wrong with this board?

>what is screenshot

Yeah, considering your intelligence, you are definitely part Turkroach.

...

FPBP

I don't need 23andMe. I got extensive family records on both sides of the family going back hundreds of years. British, French, and a little German. I look Anglo as all hell, too.

Feels good, man!

Puerto rican father and irish mother?

Nicaraguan Mother and American Father.

My cousin got this done as a gift from his parents at Christmas. His mom has a ton of native American shit from her side of the family hanging everywhere in their house. Turns out 0% native American. 1% Jewish. He's a non ironic Sup Forumstard that loves Trump, is in the Marines, and hates Jews. Likely on suicide watch. Classic.

>Dad kept proclaiming that he's 1/4 Ashkenazi Jew
>Get this test
>He's .7% at the most

I don't tell him though. He thinks he's a lion of the tribe of Judah and all that shit.

Found out yesterday that I'm 98% European and 2% West African...
Fuck my leaf ancestors...

Imagine willingly handing over all your information and a DNA sample to a private company

R8/h8

How did you take this test?

Go on amazon and spend 100 usd on the dna test and spit in it.

nvm found it

>I only did this because my privacy isn't paramount in my life as I'm a law abiding citizen.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Am I white?

How is a nicaraguan 1/3 nigger? I thought you guys were all mestizos.

whats with all this DNA testing shit threads lately?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Nicaraguan

get the fuck off /pol DNA shills

23andMe released a new batch of customers not too long ago.

It's likely moving in waves.

Racism is good advertising.

>paying for a horoscope

Yuo have to go back Ahmed

>Be majority White at 73% European
>Can't claim that ancestry due to brain rotting identity politics
>IQ of 132 and everything
>Constantly meet white people that are mentally inferior to me

Even Hitler conceded that 75% European is European.

>european jew
My condolences
I was worried I'd get jew dna cause my dad acts jewish as fuck but I'm in the clear, bullet dodged