Great culture

>great culture
>amazing food
>astonishing history
>beautiful art
>attractive women
>fantastic language
>spectacular architecture
>awe inspiring music and national anthem

What is the greatest country in America and why is it Brazil?

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>brazil

>brazil
>anything good

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Is this some ex-Nazi village?

>brazil
>country
>beautiful

pick one

>Brazil

Showing a german village, not the slums of Sao Paulo.

Oh, yes. My beautiful country with beautiful cities.

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>>great culture
Those fag pride parades in which young boys where strapon dildos on their heads and pretend their unicorns said otherwise

>>amazing food
eh

>>astonishing history
It's "astonishing" how much of a shithole you've become, yes

>>attractive women
plastic*

>>fantastic language
ACOLA HOLA COHIWFEGOIHWEFOHSFAOHI AHUEHUEHUEHUE

Beautiful language indeed

>>spectacular architecture
You don't have shit on Denmark

>>awe inspiring music and national anthem
Really?

You're a shit, Brazil. A shit.

You literally have houses stacked on top of each other like legos. Your infrastructure is absolutely disgusting.

That's here in the south.

>be american
>live in a place like this

As long as you don't get independence, you're all garbage eating monkeys from City of God

That's still much better than this, at least Americans have pavement and basic services

literally only niggers live in places like that. stop it brazil. you know you wont win this argument

DELET THIS
this is the shithole i live

>As long as you don't get independence, you're all garbage eating monkeys from City of God
At least we aren't in a so shitty country where the only choice is to go to acountry where everyone (excluding paid shills, stingy people and foodies) hates you

yeah...

USA has that, see Leavenworth, WA. What a generous village town. Heavily German influences in there.

That's abandoned. You won't be able to find anything as shitty as in america because it doesn't exist.

Only thing worse I've seen than the favela is Kowloon Walled City. Current china is probably not much better though.

I know Ita... wait a second... I know that bird

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>great culture
you know this is not true

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> be brazillian
> get mugged by a 12 year old with a machete on the back of a moped
> get kicked out of the counter strike server
> eat a plantain
> swimming pool turns green
> lose 7-0

>Our people are uneducated apes

They must get a lot of channels.

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DELET THIS!!!!

Jelly?

>that is considered a merciful execution by the cartels
BUILD WALL

looks like bates motel.

Get the fuck out from this board, you fucking ape.
Sup Forums isn't for dirty brown rio faveladinhos.

nope

nuke us plz

Southern Brazil is nice, the rest is... not

Rio gets glassed first.

I know it was a filthy, crime-ridden hellhole, but I am endlessly fascinated by this.

>when your neighborhoods are turned into a call of duty map and they didnt even have to edit it to make it look like a warzone

my doubles say otherwise, nigger

You lot need to stamp out the degenerates sort out corruption and then North and South America should unite.

>everything the light touches is our kangdom

retardado

What is the chances that Brazilian poster on Sup Forums is actually living in favela?

0%

>reeeeeee
cry some more

I used to live in one

Wow didn't know this "city" existed. Looks like a good place to shoot some dystopian films.

we're corrupted in a deeper level

Was demolished in 1993 but parts of modern china are just as bad.

in your standard everything is could be a favela around here

Christ on a bike, imagine if Brazil had earthquakes.

actually west point monrovia, liberia is worse than the favela. I learned about it when ebola chan was paying it a visit.

It would be a much better place, that shit wouldn't be able to exist

The only decent looking town in Brazil and it has German influences, kek.

>earthquake happens
>favelas are destroyed
>the usual flood comes in
>washes it all away

THE
DREAM

they would build that shit again in a couple of hours

looks like part of the just cause 2 map

My fetish is to Cinderella some hot girl from a place like this, bring her to burgerland and then turn her into a standard shit skin cleaning lady. After my shit is cleaned, I'd impregnate her and call ICE to send her home.

That's so "unamerican".

But really nice looking.

There I see only one country in America. It's America.

You can try to make a claim to best Mexican country, but I think Chile is the best Mexican country.

>this is what lolibertarianism looks like

They'd be buried under the debris.
Seriously, you have no idea how fragile these things can be.
Most of the houses are built with no foundation.
Even a very weak earthquake would level most of the average favela.

same goes to brazil. only niggers live in the favelas

et tu nigger?

>>attractive women
>>fantastic language
youtube.com/watch?v=EVfGZImxJFk

Wow, everyone looks so equal! Utopia!!!!!

>What is the greatest country in America
America.

>I used to live in one
It's made me laugh, sorry Brazilian bro
fuck, more?

>Those fag pride parades in which young boys where strapon dildos on their heads and pretend their unicorns said otherwise
>Murica
>my sides

>ACOLA HOLA COHIWFEGOIHWEFOHSFAOHI AHUEHUEHUEHUE
Beautiful language indeed
>i wont even mention how the romans viewed your ancestor languages because it makes the anglo sad

>Really?
You're a shit, Brazil. A shit.

Takes one to know one right ?

>great culture
>attractive women
>fantastic language

LOL

>>awe inspiring music and national anthem

No

Killing apes in their so called house doesn't change a fucking thing on our country
Our leftist government would make effort to rebuild the favelas with more corruption
And you would see all that fucking hypocrites
in media saying shit and how they care about the poor guys

>I know you are but what I am I

This is how Brazilians argue

Literally the dimmest, dullest bulb in the bag.

We will be eating popcorn when WW3 begins

>We will be eating popcorn when WW3 begins

Brazil has food now?

Your chicken comes from here.

All the chicken I see is domestic, some beef is from Australia or the US. I'd never eat imports from Brazil.

economist.com/news/business/21719416-chile-china-and-eu-have-banned-some-or-all-countrys-meat-meat-scandal-brazil

Not since a few days ago

KEK, I forgot all about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9EnZ14cY4

brazil is one of the largest food producers in the world, satoshi

Think again

"last fiscal year Japan imported 567,000 metric tons of chicken meat"

mainichi.jp/english/articles/20170323/p2a/00m/0na/004000c

If you like crap food, I guess.

>>I know you are but what I am I
>not understanding the irony of your own idiomatic expression

please, end yourself.

ブラジルがホモですねえ。

Also I love how the shit show that was that meat investigation by the federal police will end up both screwing the economy and political corruption investigations

because that doesn't even make sense

i assumed he was trying to say i was admiting my shittyness to respond to his idiocy.
motherfucker doesnt even sounds like he can spell

>spanish with extra bullshit grammar rules
>fantastic language

Your post couldn't have possibly driven my point home any harder.

>t. soon to be speaking Russian.

Tell us herbivore, is radioactive food good?

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even google doesnt know what shithole you belong to

now shut up and go back to your barbaric babble

Brazil is a shithole, id just gtfo n go to america if i had no kids

hows your school doing smith ? Many gender studies ?

Seeing as Japan has the strictest standards in the world for radiation since Fukushima, I wouldn't know.

How is going to the store and not knowing if you'll survive going?

>posts Czech city

Ukraine you stupid monkey.

dude... you should stop trying to use the google translate for such sentences.

They only closed 5 meat distributors in the entire network of stores. Meanwhile, the shitty meat was being directed all to you.

How about being polite to the man with your food ?