FIGURING OUT WHAT THE SPACE DEMON IS CONT

pre anticipated cont. of this thread
if you need context, i will provide.
we're still trying to piece this one together, this is a confirmed happening.

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Please save my mom.

Oh thank fucking god.

checked.
post tits and she is saved.

you have to post her tits

its happening

Only trips or tits will save her, user

you know what you have to do

It wont be so bad, we get the ultimate side view to the greatest happening ever and most of us will be alright

Nothing to fear, Shadilay

Your lack of digits say otherwise.

Kek was having a laugh with me. Refer to previous thread.

Guys, what if Kek is at war in his plane of existence, and the Rifts opening is a way for us to come to his aid?

youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

September 23
Live by instinct from this point on

Remember.

Rapture is code-word for Christian Genocide

she actually delivered too, what a G

>filename

>this is a confirmed happening
What did he mean by this?

The Great Persecution? Just as it was foretold in the Bible....

gets have been got, connections have been made. i can provide context if needed fellow user

This has all happened before.

Do you remember?

We've done this all before.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

My superstition and love for my mom overrides any waning, trembling sense of dignity I have left.

hmm

you're mom was rad if she taught you to be that way.

hrm, no one has mentioned the new madrid fault yet?

Nothing will happen.

>what did he mean by this

explain.

The end is coming for all who deny the children of the stars.

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>was
The fuck do you mean was?

Nah she's actually the oppsoite of me in that way, not at all superstitious and never things about philosophical things. She's kind of stupid desu but not too stupid, she's smart in other ways, and loves me and I love her.

Madrid Marianas Trench Fault

if the st. louis arch is a "gateway to the abyss" then the abyss would be the new madrid fault, i would imagine. it's like the biggest in north america, no?

gematrix.org/?word=bada ya

>22
Okay but what part, Kek? Please not the "was" part.

>inb4 Kek rewards the faithful with anime harems paradises
>inb4 he rains poo-poo and peepee's on the shills and globalists

Yay, successfully dodged that bullet! (Hopefully. L-Lack of digits doesn't mean otherwise.)

checked again holy fuck you're a prophet of kek.

what i meant by was was because i figured you guys dont live together anymore.
could be wrong, didnt mean any ill by it.

but canada brother we dont know if it wont happen

PRAISE KEK

stop, you're not funny dude.

Honestly i have no fucking idea what you mean, but id say so.

Kek will reward his loyal followers and also kill ops mom

fuck off my mom is cool

You joke but not to sound arrogant or conceited but I've had a feeling for a long time, ever since I was little, that I'm a prophet/important person of some higher being. It'd explain the crazy shit that's happened when I was younger, like when I stabbed myself in the heart with a knife, pulled it out, and there was no wound, or blood, or anything...Or the other time I fell out of a moving car and landed directly on my head, but only got a small scrape on my knee (my friend at the time says he saw me hovering above the ground)...

Am I secretly special? Or rather, destined to do/be something great? Me? A fucking autistic NEET?

I'll take that lack of digits as a no. Or maybe...

Fuck off OP's mom is cool, so is my mom. Watch yourself. Do not threaten children of Kek.

No, that's just gas.

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No digits, get disregarded you false prophet

Can I get a quick run down?

ive had that too. ive always wanted to take over a large country or something and go straight up 1940's germany. but, hell, maybe.

now go hug her and tell her you're thankful for how good she raised you

FUCK YOU 1 POST BY THIS ID
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Blow my chode.

its been there for over 2 years now

>tfw not a prophet or angel or higher being
Somehow I'm both disappointed and relieved.

yes sir, here you go.

^ read
also read through the original thread too. its on the OP

Okay, I already told her I love her and that I had "something" happen. (Don't have the balls to tell her that the ending digits of a post number on an anonymous image board dictate that I show her tits or she dies but that I was just being played and saved her by briefly showing my tits and begging and wishing with all my might that she not die, you know?)

GET
P R A I S E K E K
ALL HAIL FEMANON'S TITS

you're crazy

I'm the true prophet. One time I said a bad word in school and didn't get in trouble. I'm more special than you.

>33000

>77

Apparently my tits are praiseworthy of a literal frog god.

Woah.

your mum is safe now, user

more tits = more power to kek

well?
whats it gonna be?

...

im calling it now.

its just an image stitching error.

DEBRAINIUS

I mean they're really not great at all but here's the original image?

I guess Kek's a boob person.

What is my life becoming.
>today i unironically posted my tits on a mongolian chop squad forum to save my mom from death

blasphemer.
hail kek.
hail mom tits.

i was the dude you gave that pic to last thread, organic is best. 8)))

If I might ask, what is Kek's opinion on internet service proviers?

Organic what is?

Also you're welcome. Will you cure me of my lesbianism? Are you my future husband?

Checked

>Kek isn't an ass man

I'M SO CONFLICTED

google fiber > all

I meant to say "rift" instead of "abyss"

The reason asking is because I work for google fiber, and our main target market is in Kansas City, where all that eclipse shit is supposed to happen.

Anyway this is becoming a literal attention whore thread. Back to the original intent.

ST. LOUIS
THE MOON (IS ALWAYS SPYING ON YOUR FEARS)
THE ECLIPSE
SEPTEMBER 23RD - 26TH
MARCH 23RD (oh hey it's my former ex best friend's birthday)
MARIANAS TRENCH

he-heh, uhh m-maybe...

LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS


LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS


LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS
LE POLITICS

exactly why i said it.

digits confirm.

How old are you, what's your height, weight, interests, and are you okay with daddy issues and autism?

Nice

Ask Kek, stupid cunt.

Okay no but really we need to figure this shit out. What is Kek telling us that we haven't heard yet?

Emily you need to fucking stop.

im 18, im 6' i weigh ~185lb., anime and vidya, and idk ive never talked to girls.

>Emily
>implying I'd have such a roastie name
You can call me Tomoyo.

the main debate is if this is kek or the christian prophecy as stated
^ here.
it looks like pepe through filters, but some people think its the revelation 12

I can't go too deep into it, but there's a change in Google Fiber's setup come summer. I'm not sure if it's just a coincidence or not, but at least I'm glad Kek likes my work.

>18
Congratulations on joining the otoutozone.

you're 25+ and need someone closer to your age

i have a company

Id rather not, Tom.

Good point. Any Christfags around to help us out?

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In time it will all be revealed.

>25
Nah.

>Tom
>implying

Why the fuck do I keep getting 4's for my last post digit, what the hell

ive lived around christians alot of my life but ive never really been a devout christian. so im no use.

Not all digits come in the same post.

But most do.

WAIT
THIS IS IMPORTANT
TRUMP WANTS TO REFUND NASA, CORRECT?
WE FOUND THIS MARCH 23RD CORRECT?
TRUMP TIME TRAVELER, OR IS HE CONTINUING HIS GAME OF UNDERWATER 15D BACKGAMMON?

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So no one saved them tidds?

Both.

He is also that one guy who died 180 days before Trump was born that he has talked about before.

Do you want children, you autist?