Australians have bigger houses than us. How do we stop them?
Australians have bigger houses than us. How do we stop them?
Josiah Myers
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Brody Richardson
I didn't know Russians lived in shoe boxes.
Jaxson Lopez
obesity rates need to go higher, then we can justify building bigger paper mansions
William Long
We start using feet while they still use meters
Jaxon Hall
They're forced to build that extra space as an appeasement to the spiders.
Nathan Peterson
It's because they need space for their designated shitposting room.
Charles Evans
Truth.
Colton Sanders
You cannot stop us, you Americans use "insulation" to keep your houses warm or cool.
Our walls are filled with spiders, so if you attempt to break through a swarm of deadly spiders will attack.
Logan Wilson
Also correct.
Chase Perry
Most of them still live commie blocks. At least the kulaks aren't oppressing the proletariat anymore though.
Adrian Reed
It's obviously because North American architecture is inferior
Oliver Wood
>Yuropoors
David Powell
>Largest country in the world.
>Almost one quarter the size of Australian homes.
Ethan Ward
I need those 13m. Give them back
Camden Russell
>Anglosphere countries have the biggest houses in the world
How can Aryan bois even compete?
Nathaniel Allen
Most are illegal boarding houses run by Chinese.
Cooper Flores
>wanting to drag someone down to your level instead of making yourself better
hello miss
Henry Cook
Listen up burger. When it comes to building spaces, our god damn places and spaces are fuckin' mint beyond belief.
When you got god on your side there's no people you can't put down in order to build urself up.
God praise the Queen
Zachary Cox
FUCK OFF THEY'RE FULL
of spiders
Henry Johnson
how cute
Kayden Taylor
Kinda makes sense, I guess. You gotta have more room for all those spiders and shit.
Ryan Parker
Tfw I was working in the morgue trying to identify a body a few weeks ago
Enormous redback crawls out of the skull
American lab tech screams and flees to the corner of the room
All Australians look at each other and shrug
Parker Phillips
Most new US houses are 3000+ square feets.
Camden Cooper
WHERE'D IT GO
Nolan Rodriguez
wew that last second got me
Grayson Carter
Most houses here (not apartments/(((units))) ) are probably too big anyway. Poorly layed-out too.
Cameron Bell
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Henry Wilson
The bigger the spider the less creepy it is, because it becomes more like a cute puppy
Nicholas Watson
Kek confirmed it
Jacob Diaz
>be austrifaglian
>tfw you see a Tazmanian Rattle Death Beetle in the bathroom.
>call pest control
>get the machine because they were all killed by a Wombatakangawallabeast
>decide to take matters into your own hands
>proceed to brick off the bathroom and build a brand new bathroom where i can shitpost without dying
>shitpost about how my house is so big but cant enter the areas the brain egg laying spiders have infested
>mfw i hear me mum scream about a Crockadiliangangadevil in the kitcken
Leo Rivera
I like the way it runs sideways at the end.
Australia has some of the best spiders.
Samuel Lopez
Luis Reed
Australia is pure Texas so there's plenty of room. If you took Sydney and densified it then stretched it 1000 miles up a coast, that would simulate the east and west coast concrete jungles well.
Jonathan Jones
>not just buying a few pets to eat the snakes
Have people really forgotten so quickly why farmers kept cats around? It wasn't for cuteness it was to eat rats
Dominic Morgan
delete major cities which have tiny homes for cuck nu-males
Ian Wood
>Japan 95
>United Kingdom 76
Anthony Morris
You would need at least few cougars to eat thousands of sneks tho.
Benjamin Bailey
This is just a depiction of the percentage of apartments to houses, not the actual size of houses.