Brit/pol/ - Emergency Edition

>Farage derides Khan’s 'part and parcel of life' terror remarks after London terror attack
express.co.uk/news/uk/782701/London-terror-attack-Nigel-Farage-Sadiq-Khan-Westminster-parliament-attack

>FOUR people are dead - including police officer and terrorist - and 20 more injured - after killer mowed down pedestrians on Westminster Bridge before killer is shot attacking police in Parliament grounds
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4338998/Police-open-fire-outside-House-Commons.html

>'Hero' MP Tobias Ellwood tried to save stabbed officer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39359319

>Dramatic videos captures the moment three shots are fired and people run screaming for their lives as a car mows down pedestrians on Westminster Bridge in London terror attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4339472/Videos-capture-moment-London-terror-attack-unfolded.html

>Shock moment SNP politician MOANS about terror attack delaying Scottish independence vote
express.co.uk/news/uk/782658/london-terror-atack-snp-minister-meltdown-holyrood-suspension

>Isil supporters cheer Westminster attack as 'revenge' for British air strikes on Syria
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/22/isil-supporters-cheer-westminster-attack-revenge-british-air/

>#WeAreNotAfraid: Londoners start a Twitter trend as they defiantly proclaim the terrorists haven't won
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/22/wearenotafraid-londoners-start-twitter-trend-defiantly-proclaim/

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No, I'm not talking about benefits you newfag.

As I've mentioned multiple times before, I'm on autismbux so I do not have to pay taxes, not for anything else, the money the give for you to live could barely cover a wee night out nevermind an entire month of living.

Feel bad for those of you who unrionically live off of that shit only.

>tfw this one was seconds earlier than mine

I have been cucked

Superior German might.

Ta, you batchelor spakker.

>spakker
Spacker, you spacker.

Austismbux?

watch it hans

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>batchelor
>austism
Mate, you need to get checked.

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I know your sparking him but Nelson, in return for Waterloo i give you what I gave the others:

No, not Syhpiliis but this fine
>Redpill on property.
drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view

>Syhpiliis

Dead thread desu

I did.
>I'm HIV Positive,

With that cleared up:
>How do you make the money for your shiny 3k psm apartment?

Trade secret.

You can easily find out this one simple trick if you choose to subscribe to this limited time offer starting at only £129 per lesson.

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Just got back from a ban.

I was banned for replying to one of the HWNDU threads.

>happening for the first time in ages
>get banned by faggot mod
>have to spend all day yesterday and today shitposting in e-i-g-h-tchan's shit/pol/

I hope you lads missed me as much as I missed you.

I'll give it a read tomorrow, thanks

autismbux are benefits though..

I know, but I'm clearly not talking about benefits you mong.

You deserved a ban for posting in one of those threads. Such an irrelevant fucking thing blown way out of proportion on here by r/thedonald types.

Definitely do so,
All sourced and fully referenced so not some Autistic shitposting by me.
Author is a BASED accountant from a property forum.
I always share because even if you don't agree it has to be known.

I see liver/pol/ actually done it.

The absolute madmen.

of course lad

are you being given a transfer from the government or a tax exemption? what do you get, 25% off council tax or something?

>american social media faggotry

someone punch Shia right in his smug cunt face then I'll care

>not switching your ip after getting banned
>not having multiple trips just in case
I get it, you're still learning.

fuck off shia

Right, I'm off, you absolute Autism holders.

youtu.be/Bve_pKD0q9U

>Admitting to ban evasion

Did you ever reply to my roast of Willy 2 last thread?

the second special was way better desu

>don't give a shit about American politics
>I must be a faggot celebrity too invested in said politics

Fuck off, Yank. We aren't all your sycophants.

I couldn't be bothered. Plus ban evasion is risky shit.

pardon? I'm quite tired

just be a good boy and don't get banned.

Roast my Willy

>ban evasion is risky shit
What's next? Admitting to being underage?

Aye, ain't watched it yet.
Saw him live in London so prob heard the jokes.
>Genius.

When did Andrew Neil become so based? I started taking an interest in 2014 when he was the only unionist Scot on the Ned Kelly and from there he's turned into a wrecking machine.

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

this picture makes me want to vomit

Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich

>implying I'm not a rule whore that reports all violations


tehehehehehe

Von 99 Luftballons

I'll stop, I just had to prove a point.

>said basically what everyone else has been saying
>based

He's entertaining at times and TW is usually comfy but come on, what's so special about this?

if you don't like the rules go to a different site.

which was...?

This is britpol stop taking rammstein

>Trusting anyone that works for the BBC

Good goy, don't forget to pay your telly license.

He's a 100% safe civic cuck. I enjoy him as a broadcaster but he is not our guy

this

>leave for like two days
>Brit/pol/ has been overrun by reddit, JIDF and a bunch of new tripfags
How fucking long was I gone for... This is why I'm afraid to leave. Gotta stay vigilant.

>if you don't like the rules go to a different site.
>if you don't like the law go to a different country
>British policing

>which was...?
>being this new

>Being a tripfag makes your post less worthy.

I only made a Rèddit account about a month ago, been browsing Sup Forums since 08 when a mate showed me it.

They actually got it?

They aren't "new" just the same fags different trips.

I didn't say he was. Anyone classed as 'our guy' would never get his own TV show.

He hates everyone equally.

I won't or the BBC might use their magic detector vans that run on scotch mist.

You've got to go.

I'm not new, I just find it hard to translate your autism m'lad

I made it so i could use r/borrow

Turns out you need a 3 month old account.

>I'm not new

Thank you England, you are truly our greatest ally 2nd only to Italy and Texas :^)

Cuck spotted

Wilhelm II.

>Furiously googling Rèddit frogs to cover your crippling depression and loneliness

By all means I'm not complaining, keep posting. The laughs are worth it.

I still miss YKTD.

>to cover your crippling depression
Implying I've ever denied being depressed.
I'm just finsihed with my entire month of feelposting you newfag.
>and loneliness
[citation needed]

>By all means I'm not complaining, keep posting. The laughs are worth it.
>he says while complaining
Wew, defense mechanism,superiority leading to controversy etc etc

You are truly our greatest ally. Second only to...

(In no particular order)
Germany,
France,
Norway,
Australia,
New Zealand,
Canada,
West Indies,
Netherlands,
Poland,
and South Africa.

Remember lads

When will we get a public figure who is /ourguy/?

>Nige - did a lot of good but turned into a media cartoon who sucks Trump dick and just wants to be on telly
>Tommy - he really tried, but they dragged him down and now he's spouting off about 'muh integration'
>NA - bunch of edgy lads who were just begging to get arrested so they could have some street cred with their mates
>Joe Owens - hyper paranoid youtube blogger who just sits around waiting for anyone else to try and calls them a shill

why the FUCK are all our potential /guys/ idiots? where is our leader?

Who the fuck is that?

>Making an observation is now a complain.

A small peek inside your fragile mind.

I could be your guy just get me on the telly.

DL fills the void well enough. Starting to wonder if they aren't assimilated.

This is great. We need to push this retardation as fast as possible, the left relies on getting one thing accepted firdt, then moving onto the next. Firdt it was women voting, then sodomy, then gay marriage, now trans. Of we skip through a generation or two and push "trans-species love" and such we'll redpill more people.

Commies call it accelerationism.

If anyone's getting the laughs its me reading you two argue like autistic children

Pipe down you pleb

You only exist because of me, because I made this thread.

>I miss the biggest shitposter in this general

Fucking hell sort yourself out.

Yeah, but he's a leftist.

>being a daftie

>>NA - bunch of edgy lads who were just begging to get arrested so they could have some street cred with their mates
Legally I'm not allowed to praise them.

God damn it feels good to be back.

>t. literally who tier tripfag hating on those who are above him

I hate to admit it but I kind of miss YKTD.

He was this universally hated figure who kind of united us all in hating him.

It's not an argument when there's a lesser mortal involved (aka that luftballoon kraut posting faggot)

Now you're stuck with me, and instead of united, divided you fall.

It's always nice to have someone more pathetic than you around.

You asserted that I believed 1900s Germany was the "perfect government". Secondly, bad kings do not diminish monarchy as an institution. Thirdly, the collapse of the aristocracy which you described as a "revolution" iirc, was ubiquitous across the west between 1870 and 1910, some argue that WWI was the last gasp of a useless aristocracy which no longer wielded real power. The going down of the landed ruling elite and the rise of the masses is what Evola described as the age of Iron which was the lowest age of history.

The "degeneracy" you believe is caused by WWII is actually caused by proletarianism. Marx was right in one crucial respect, he predicted that we would all become proletarians and sell our labour. We live in an age of mass politics, mass culture, mass war, and mass consumption. WW1 was the first mass war, and the revolutionary movements on the left and the right in the 20th century were the mass politics. Mass culture as a force rose out of the mass political propaganda post-ww2, and since 1968 we have lived in a world of mass culture. This all stems from WW1 which was inevitable I believe, further still the roots of this decline can be traced to the French Revolution.

I'm only a literally who because i decided to post with one.

Do i need to show my browsing history or something?

I've been posting before /new/ was killed by luggage lad.

Who else /on14thbeer/?

Any film recommendations?

I'm watching Outlaw at the moment. Love it. And Blood Diamond, Lord of War etc. Similar would be appreciated.

>t. literal untermensch

>b-but i-i'm n-not complaining

>HWNDU

to clarify, I don't think it was the perfect govt

Edge of Tomorrow?

Who the fuck are you newfag?

>I'm only a literally who because i decided to post with one.
You were always a literally who,

PWNDU

A German solider would be unlikely to have a broom-handled Mauser in WWII user.

Not into scifi or Tom Cruise but will give it a go. Cheers.

Obviously they shoudln't have been banned and they're better than nothing but you have to admit they were mostly memelord faggots who wanted to feel brave with no actual plan

But I already have.

Just look at this fresh batch of tripfags I cooked up, Nelson. SGA and lazarus, and that's only from the past week.