Intel Management Engine

It was fucking hilarious watching the meltdown at Intel today.

>OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>FUCKIN' TRAITORS
>DRUMPF DID THIS, HE WILL BE IMPEACHED
>MUH INTEL OPSEC, DIDN'T YOU GUYS WATCH THE TRAINING COURSE

They never expected one of us to be on the inside.

Coreboot, check your emails, you now have the keys to the kingdom.

Alex Jones, check your emails, you now have a dump of data from Alefantis of Comet Pizza fame.

>OH NO, THEY'RE USING OUR OWN TOOLS AGAINST US!

Other urls found in this thread:

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13940623
techrepublic.com/article/is-the-intel-management-engine-a-backdoor/
hackaday.com/2016/01/22/the-trouble-with-intels-management-engine/
hackaday.com/2016/11/28/neutralizing-intels-management-engine/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

You lost me.

Is this Wikileaks related?

Kinda funny really.
News made rounds across leddit.

Libreboot, you're run by a disgusting tranny, but I was feeling generous. Check your email too.

give a rundown or links.

where can i find their spicy CP?

thank you intel user

Based Intel user. Keep safe bro

use chipsec

Tell me what's happening, fagorts.

Wait, that thread yesterday was real.

OP never posted timestamped proof, just assumed he and other intel anons were larping.

What are you even on about. I know all about ME, most people interested in technology have known about this for years. AMD has similiar setup for what it's worth.

So what was the intel HQ meltdown your larping about?

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Wait what exactly happened now?

Oh shit

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13940623

Can I get a quick rundown?

techrepublic.com/article/is-the-intel-management-engine-a-backdoor/

see

hackaday.com/2016/01/22/the-trouble-with-intels-management-engine/

>the ME is on a separate CPU
Last time I checked, there should only be one CPU in a standard computer.

This is serious shit, but anyone who's relatively involved with anything computer or technology related has known about this for a long time.

Isn't it the CPU's CPU which can only be accessed by Intel?

>mfw
Good thing I'm an AMDfag

>ODIN'S EYE
Lel, gay.

What does it look like?

ME's backdoor capabilities are nothing new

You believed it? This is pretty stupid if you know how to open up a computer.

toasting in an ebin bread if op is legit. include me in screen cap plz.

What a bunch of bullshit.
You're just a faggot who read a two year old news article and wanted to tripfag it out for the (you)s.

>mfw I used the name "Odin's Eye" in a book I wrote

>Good thing I'm an AMDfag

>whats Platform Security Processor

>They never expected one of us to be on the inside.

How do they still not understand.

Sup Forums is everyone.

Sup Forums is no one.

>some opsec fag read your book

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NICE TRY INTEL

>Alex Jones, check your emails
you could have at least sent it to adam curry fuck man

The managment engine has been a known back door for years.

Modern CPUs are built up of a large array of components, the cores, caches, iGPUs, memory controllers and other assorted bits. What he might be referencing is the fact that there might be an additional CPU "core" within the overarching complex that acts as the hypervisor for the rest of the chip. But not a discreet part in a way that could be detected from a die shot, but spread out over layers and across the fabric.

Yes thank you, old news

Now what's the meltdown about? Someone cracked it? Found a way to shut it off?

Multi-board LARPing !!

>larper looks through Programs & Features on his laptop

kek

This is too complex for me to analyze. I should be studying for my exams anyways...

Anyone want to buy my e6850 LGA775 chip?
$999 :^)

Who would benefit from this larp and resulting rumors? (((AMD)))

OP is a fag larper. This is fake

No. No its not.

Like the other guy said, he likely means a separate core. If hes actually telling the truth, then yeah, any computer using a CPU with this backdoor is completely compromised.

convince a fellow EE that you're not larping

>AMDfag
A poor person on Sup Forums. Neat.
>inb4 hurr intel is jews
AMD has an Israeli manufacturing plant.

ayy I hope this is real

>he's just a larper

Meanwhile coreboot and libreboot have the keys to the kingdom.

>paying extra to be spied on by bronies in the CIA

show an old w-2 from 15 years back you larping fagtron

ballsy.

Can you please explain the "meltdown" you were referring to?

Read this thread and shut your fucking yaps, doubters

Let's backdoor some prop trading firms and make a few billion. Save the world and shit

anyone can fake a W2, the fact that you printed out a piece of paper with Intel's address on it means nothing

Now you've got my attention, I'd assume would have ID cards.

if he actually had info he should have dumped it here and not sent it to alex fucking jones

Basecd user, doing gods work. Have a rare pepe on me

*Intel

Hi user. Stay safe, bro.

LOL look at the shit blue highlight

So the CIA can see me looking up sexy twink smooth ass on my i5-4690k?

It's integrated close to the CPU via the northbridge though it was once a chip on a board that people can and did remove/destroy. I'm not sure the current state of the ME but I wouldn't be surprised if it hasn't migrated into the CPU by now.

hackaday.com/2016/11/28/neutralizing-intels-management-engine/

wait... they are blaming Trump and calling for impeachment because he was spied on? ... What.

welcome to the botnet

If you release this into the wild, it literally collapses society. Fun eh?

heh smart

Most motherboards have built-in processors, with chipsets mostly made by intel. If this is true, it might explain why intel has been dragging their feet when it comes to recent improvements to their hardware compared to their past progression

Newfags

FPGA running Open Source OS

why would you post such a terrible image of a poor doggie in pain

fucking faggot, off yourself.

I've been too depressed to follow the latest happenings the past couple days. What's going on? What is this? Did the three letter agency backdoor spy tech in our CPUs get leaked?

youtube.com/watch?v=qtucUd9FauU

yeah some laser printers do that, fag

Not yet, this is the period where they hype up hysteria.

Getting everyone to remember, that yes, this exists.

Next will be how it affects them.

> it might explain why intel has been dragging their feet when it comes to recent improvements to their hardware compared to their past progression
Because Intel wants to maintain a secret backdoor on ME, so they have to ensure that this backdoor is established with newer generations of product?

Anyone can print that

Now that you're here, explain to me in detail how everything is manufactured (since you have seen it) and how it specifically works. This will prove that you actually know what you're talking about and aren't LARPing with some information you just learned an hour ago

Well I was meaning it more that they were focusing their R&D efforts on this hardware demand by whoever wanted it, rather than regular performance increases such as smaller architecture or better power management.

Traitors against Trump should die. This is no longer their world.

>he thinks a cpu is a giant chunk of plastic

Still guess if happening or just faggot

better get your book out now before all the leaks happen while it still sounds unique

Heh, well to those who are just hearing about it, it's not just CPUs this stuff is in tons of hardware and has been for a long fucking time.

youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw

ITT: minifree shilling their new x220 laptops.
>yes goy, buy some x220 for merely 800 pounds

Pretty much everything's compromised

The story broke on Sup Forums first:

ODIN'S EYE
WEEPING ANGEL

>No one outside Intel had seen the code in ME

I'm sure someone on Sup Forums can find away to access it. Suprised it hasn't happened already

Why wouldn't those cash inflows be indicated on their financial statements through?

Who or what is coreboot and libreboot???

intel does alright with power these days

holy shit.

kek

DELET THIS GOY

Can't spell Central Intelligence Agency w/o intel

[email protected]

>Future leaks


Leaks on Trump or leaks on the IC shenanigans?

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Holy fuck. I have so much to ask. How do I secure my PC if I have IME?