Florida uber alles

Florida uber alles

Any tally fags here?

Idaho is best state!

get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pennsylvania master race reporting in.

Thanks for taking all of our junkies and senile oldies, Florida. Enjoy our Wawas.

vacationing in pensacola. at naval museum. its ok.
i kid, its pretty great.

Tampa here too many fucking muslims nowadays. See more hijabs in a day than I'd seen in the entirety of the 90's.

Born and raised in Florida but this is a lost state. Northern areas have a chance but South of Ocala is turning as brown as the rivers.

Who else here debating at PKD nationals?

I went there once to visit my sister at U Penn and I saw kids actually playing stickball in the fucking street. Also, Wawa is dope.

It's happening in Tampa as well? I thought this was only going on in Central Florida.
My neighbors are Moroccans, tons of Muslims moved into my neighborhood and there's a mosque on the corner. I see a shit ton of hijabs on the daily, what's going on??????

ah, the fabled florida man
at what age do floridians develop a concept of terrain, as in hills and shiet? or coniferous flora?

WaWa is the shit, excellent addition to my state

Sometimes I have to go to walmart cause it's closer than publix it's like walking into a teleporter to Brazil.

FSU bro here

Who /gator/ here? Just went to my cultural appropriation class and now I'm calling up my bull.

I'm on a business trip in FL now, and it sucks. Nothing around to do but bars and the beach. I don't drink and beaches get old pretty fast.

>hills and shiet
I've only ever seen hills in movies

Bullshit, we're the greatest state (of Australia)

What do you do on business trips in other states?

The hell do you think there is to do anywhere else? In cities you do the same shit except you are surrounded by niggers.

I live in the country back home.

I need more state memes ASAP

>Tfw live in Celebration
>Tfw there are only Old people for miles.

Fsu, soon to be a duvalbro for work

Tendie subs were on sale last week. I've been a bit disappointed by the service though. They are always understaffed and out of ingredients at the deli. You would think they would prepare for the onslaught better.

Well then Florida is a step up cause now you can socialize with people and not corn without it becoming overwhelmingly annoying.

Fr going into my local DMV the other day gave me a sudden realization that the were a shit ton of mud skins in my area.
I've never considered myself particularly attractive, but next to nearly all these fucking brown raisins I must have looked like a God.

Visiting Orlando from Houston.
I'm almost disgusted by capitalism after visiting all Disney Springs and the main tourist attractions.

Weather here is nice though. Enjoying the sun on my last day.

All in all bretty gud desu

Anyone been to Saint Augustine? There are too many niggers in duval I need to move.

We got Crime Hills, does that count?

The reason I don't go to publix for subs anymore is because they're slow as fuck, its like they go slow on purpose. Plus the old fucks can't order right.

Orlando is pretty shit, everything in that place is designed to take as much money from tourists as possible.

Jefferson is the best state

KSC is a superb whole-day trip

nope, FL reminded me of the Pannonian plain, flatter than a 6 y.o.

Well, it's an expensive place to live. I live real close to there. Can't expect young people to be able to afford places there.

Maybe because it's a college town, but the deli people always cop an attitude even though they're open for another hour and I want a sub.

I always like their ultimates but lately want firehouse subs.

colorado fag here, where is the best city closest to the biggest waves? cheap would be nice

Publix to checking in.

It was about 89 degrees here in Central Florida when New Yorkers were dying from a blizzard, and everything was shut down.

Praise Alligator Kek.

Is there a tech centre in Florida?

I lived in Bradenton for a short time when I was a lot younger, and now I'm thinking about going back to work. It was really really nice.

...

It piss, it sickening. it revolting.

Nothing in florida is cheap. Sebastian inlet is probably the best surfing in florida.

Ok Jorge

Tampafag here too. We kangz of craft beer now. The second mudslimes attack my precious TIA is the second we call jihad on all Muslim practice and literature.

>having Shittydelphia in the background
Fag

Gainesville reporting in

>get behind a shit driver
>Florida tag

thanks, 1100 for a two bedroom in sebastian, anyone down for a redpilled roomie?

Just stay out of Temple Terrace and you will be fine

Sup Forums meet?

Nah it is spreading I see those stupid as fuck refugees wanted signs in Clearwater.

Live my entire life until I was 19 in Florida moved to VA. Its 11yrs later and I still miss florida. I lived down in PSL.

If your state didn't vote Trump, vacate our thread

Based Grady Judd in Polk, he will keep us safe right? Judd for Governor

PSL/fort piece is like the baltimore of florida. Stuart is nice though, hutchinson island is rich as fuck.

palm bay standing by

Yeah I really enjoyed going up to Stuart but how is Jensen Beach?

Florida is the australia of the states

I miss Florida. California fucking blows.

Is PCB still getting trashed by spring breakers?

>My Florida license to meme

>not knowing m'lord
kill yourself leaf

>sex: never.
jej

Florida is the best vacation spot :)

Ok Jorge

Gulf Coast Alabama checking in. Florida is pretty based and a great state. Anyone who says anything different is just jealous

Its pretty much the same vibe, jensen/stuart/jupiter

ive heard that its got a fuckload more people then it used to have a few years ago

>tfw DUUUUUUUUUUVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAALLL
*airhorn noises*

The fuck is a wawa?

Gas station

nice get, one of us could make a telegram or a discord to meme on at least

Treasure Coast checking in.

California master race reporting in

We may be the Australia of America but you guys are the Ireland.

>when your state is literally better than the rest of the world

how can anyone not us, compete?

>oppressive humidity
>deadly hurricanes
>palmetto bugs the size of your fist

What's not to like?

Don't forget about lovebug season, where the skies are darkened and your car's windshield will never be the same.

elitist liberals

>on par with California

Kill yourself newfag

If you aren't familiar with Jacksonville. The South side of town is the best. Minimal niggers and some pretty friendly people. Then again, nowhere is void of trash. They are scattered around my side of town, but are very densely populated on the opposite side of the river.

>newfag
I'll have you know that i have been here since cnn mentioned Sup Forums on the news last november

Just a bunch of hick degenerates

Fort Lauderdale. Haven't seen one Muslim in the 3 years I've lived here

>>oppressive humidity
Feels so good on the skin.
I feel like dying when the air is cold and there's no moisture.

I heard a foreigner once describe the air as feeling wrong, is that really what it's like for them?

California is a liberal state, but it's extremely beautiful. Imagine a right-wing, 100% white California. It's paradise on earth

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I'm surprised you're hydrated enough to type clearly.

The air feels thick, especially compared to the northeast.

Deerfield Beach here. Publix has become so degenerate lately. All they hire now is haitians, jamaicans, squatamalans, etc.

>Be me
>im walking here
>see people loving there states
Live in Upstate Ny
>the state gives all the money to NYC shit apple
>we have are own culture upstate but no one knows
>shit Erie canal DO NOT SWIM fishing good
>Do NOT EAT FISH
>myy Garbage Plates better than you think
>my franks red hot sauce
>my finger lakes
>my whine country
>churches and corn fields
>Hungary for apples? we got them
>citys= nothing but libs, all groups segregated by themselves
>country=prep,wankers,skaters,hicks and rednecks all living together. mostly white

I don't like my state and people from other states call me "basically Canadian" so fuck you guys.

Coral Springs here

Going on family vacation to Disney and then Saint Augustine (first time) next week.

Great Lakes fag reporting

25 is not bad would only need a light jacket.

PSL's doing really great but Fort Pierce has gone to the shit of the shit.

Damn straight. Anyone gets stupid in Polk and they get "chased into the woods" by deputies. Full support of the community as well. Lots of hard working people around here that wont put up with terrorists and rioters.
A really nice gas station.

this shit is about 4 miles away from me

Doing pretty well in the Tampa bay area.
Kinda urban, jobs ain't that great but so so, many food service, feels like there aren't enough qt nice girls here.

Side from that it's going pretty great. A friend of mine says it's like the 90s never ended here.

Outta my way shits.

GO GATORS
big game tonight whos stoked