Brit/pol/ - Will Self is a Cunt edition

>Farage derides Khan’s 'part and parcel of life' terror remarks after London terror attack
express.co.uk/news/uk/782701/London-terror-attack-Nigel-Farage-Sadiq-Khan-Westminster-parliament-attack

>FOUR people are dead - including police officer and terrorist - and 20 more injured - after killer mowed down pedestrians on Westminster Bridge before killer is shot attacking police in Parliament grounds
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4338998/Police-open-fire-outside-House-Commons.html

>'Hero' MP Tobias Ellwood tried to save stabbed officer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39359319

>Dramatic videos captures the moment three shots are fired and people run screaming for their lives as a car mows down pedestrians on Westminster Bridge in London terror attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4339472/Videos-capture-moment-London-terror-attack-unfolded.html

>Shock moment SNP politician MOANS about terror attack delaying Scottish independence vote
express.co.uk/news/uk/782658/london-terror-atack-snp-minister-meltdown-holyrood-suspension

>Isil supporters cheer Westminster attack as 'revenge' for British air strikes on Syria
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/22/isil-supporters-cheer-westminster-attack-revenge-british-air/

>#WeAreNotAfraid: Londoners start a Twitter trend as they defiantly proclaim the terrorists haven't won
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/22/wearenotafraid-londoners-start-twitter-trend-defiantly-proclaim/

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>Karenposting
is it back?

first for kill all nonwhites

>Tfw Love Actually sequel tonight

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>GIVE ME THE HOMUNCULUS, PETER.

Australian red £2 a bottle clearance at Tesco

I've noticed in the past couple of days that not only do lefties not want to stifle discussion on how much of a cancer Islam is, they literally don't even perceive it to be a potential talking point.

Why? Why is Islam so sacred to them?

ourguys?

Could never stand Will Self.

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will self was 100% right
the service sector is a meme. doubly so when it's foreign owned.

mine's two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda, ha-ha.

What is that right there mate?

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Our most attractive MPs, apparently

>Choochoo discarded
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hitchens
Defeatist, blames everything on drugs, undervalues the effect of Islam on terrorists.

>Tommy Robinson
He speaks up more against Islam than anyone else in that image.

No Hedi Allen....

Powerful speech by Andrew Neil (political commentator/journalist) in his opening piece to camera for the BBC's This Week show (only need to watch the first 2 mins).

Transcrip:

Keith Palmer had been a copper for 15 years, a husband, a dad, brother, uncle, public servant. Before joining the police he’d been in the army, defending our nation; yesterday he was murdered defending our democracy; defending the very heart of our democracy from a barbarian at the gate. Just doing his duty. Reminding use of something that we badly needed reminding; that the most important people in this country are not the rich, the powerful, the famous, but those who run to confront the enemies of our civilisation while the rest of us are running away - first responders, like P.C. Palmer, brutally stabbed to death by a jumped-up jihadi not fit to breathe the same air as the man he killed.
Now I know there are still some jihadi johnies out there who think they will eventually triumph because their love of death is greater than our love of life, so let me just say this to them - do you have any idea who you’re dealing with? This is the country that stood up, alone, to the might of the Luftwaffe, airforce of the greatest evil mankind has ever known. If you think we’re now going to be cowed by some pathetic Poundland terrorist in an estate car with a knife, then you’re as delusional as you are malevolent. Yes, you have the power to hurt us. Sometimes the hurt is more than we can bear. But you cannot defeat us, because for every brainwashed, braindead islamist you send to do us harm, we have thousands upon thousands of Keith Palmers. You’ll find them in every walk of life, in every part of the land, they come in all shapes, all sizes, all colours, all faiths, they are the British people and against them, you will never prevail.

He's a Thatcherite and a modern-tory. He was instrumental in bringing about the modern so-called Conservative party. At best he's a useful idiot.

>Sargon

>attlee
>our guy

What was the Commonwealth Citizenship act?

Peter should be a useful idiot.

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close your windows and lock your doors, the vaginal blairite has elected for the use of force as a means to extract our homunculi.

Who has the best banter on twitter?

I vote Are Neil.

right

>not penny mordaunt

wew

>all colours, all faiths, they are the British people
No, they are not Neil, could have been a good speech otherwise.

>*Blocked*

Andrew Neil should get a knighthood. Not specifically for this, just generally, he is an amazing journalist. Better than paxo, dare I say it

JUST

Where are you getting that from? This is what I'm seeing on that SexyMP site.

R8 my MP lads

Paxo is great like him on river prog

how old are the people voting in these polls

>we have thousands upon thousands of Keith Palmers
We literally don't though. For every hero like Keith there's ten more cops who wont pursue Islamic Rape Gangs in fear of being called being racist.

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>'That has gone significantly bigger, yes,' she reveals. 'About an inch [long] and it's shaped like a little penis. It looks like a little penis, you can roll back the foreskin...'

AFTER BREXIT QUESTION TIME PANEL

RATE

I'm being nosey here - is there any way to check the votes in hansard?

Trying to find out of the Tories opposed (as is standard) and to what degree they did so.

I know this is from The Thick of It but I can never get past the fact he was in The Thin Blue Line.

does she do Blacked ?

There are lefties on brit/pol/ that like him, same with Benn and Mosley, they are at least tolerable lefties, as I hope the left at least respect Scruton and Powell.

I toyed with it but he wrote The Abolition of Britain, The Abolition of Liberty, and The War We Never Fought.

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>Penny Mordaunt campaigned to leave the European Union

Good enough for me.

Totally Politically Correct

Someone standing in Dresden on bombing night calling for Bomber Harris to fuck his shit up is a defeatist
Someone standing in Dresden the next day remarking on how absolutely fucked the place is is not a defeatist

>blames everything on drugs
When there's adequate correlation.

His show is the most comfy to watch. I'll take it over Attenborough's narration on horse mating.

>That Love actually teaser

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"For what our folk have struggled for 1000 years, generations have fought for and millions have died for: A free British folk in a strong British realm"

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>No Ross Kemp

It's trash lad.

he is a tory modernist and a liberal/libertarian. I like his train documentaries though.

>Mosley
>lefty

Oh great, it's another game of pin the fascist on the spectrum.

I have sagging gonads

My gonads are sagging

They are sad gonads

Gonads

Sagging

Sad

He's on BBC 2 now, seen it before though.

You left someone out.

I haven't read The War We Never Fought. Is it worth getting?

Gove's Waifu.

well he and Raven Thompson were ex-communists.

Weekend plans lads?

Im going to a pub crawl in a bit. Dont know anybody there but thats what pub crawls are for I guess

Then unis finished so going home. Comfy feelings

The problem that he is like a doctor who only diagnoses things. He has taken a defeatist position because it is what is comfortable, and it's no surprise after fighting against liberals for a long as he has.

As much as I hate parts of the alt-right, the fact is that their unrelenting boisterous optimism is probably what is needed right now, in the face of all that we stand against.

>You left someone out.
Taz from Tazmania?

>do you have any idea who you’re dealing with? This is the country that stood up, alone, to the might of the Luftwaffe, airforce of the greatest evil mankind has ever known. If you think we’re now going to be cowed by some pathetic Poundland terrorist in an estate car with a knife, then you’re as delusional as you are malevolent.
What nonsense. You just know full well we're going to hand over swathes of power to the security services and further erode any notion of liberty with this attack as a shallow pretence - or if not this one, some future attack, just like with all attacks passed.

And while in the short term they might not succeed in destroying "our way of life" by the bomb, our elected leaders will gladly do so in response. They can force an utterly pyrrhic "victory" over islamist terrorism, only to have our surveillance state fall to demographic collapse by 2100 anyway.

yeah it's a good read. Destroys the "war on drugs" myth liberals always wheel out.

They were ex-labour socialists, not communists. The key being the prefix "ex".

I'm sorry to hear that mate.

I went out last night so I just stayed in and had a curry tonight. My mate wants to go for a pint tomorrow. I think he's going to ask me to be the best man when he marries his Romanian nurse girlfriend.

>2100
Bit optimistic there, try 2050 instead.

People like Adrian Elms' Mother and ex-wife are the fucking problem that all societies face.

His Mother decided to shack up with a Jamaican gentleman in the 1960's who, WOULD YOU ADAM AND EVE IT, decided not to stick around to raise little Adrian.

That meant he grew up in a white area (as pretty much all areas were back then) where he felt outcasted and without his REAL Father to teach him how to be a man. He started taking drugs and eventually became a violent lunatic.

He then meets this woman who decides to begin a relationship with him. She considers herself an entrepreneur so decides to shack up with this violent man who can probably stand up to her cunty attitude, after meeting him in a pub frequented by Chelsea Headhunters.

He churns out some kids and smacks around a few people and finally goes to prison. He then eventually gets his daughter into Islam and she now wears the full Burkha.

And because of his broken life this cunt decides to go out and just slaughter two people.

Thanks ladies. You are great.

Chris Tarrents train shows are good *hides my anorak*

>the Luftwaffe, airforce of the greatest evil mankind has ever known.

gee im sure glad we BTFO those evil european nationalists

thats Emma off Emmerdale Farm ?

>Carlyle but no Burke

>lib dem cucks

lol at you losers with no friends or girlfriend
staying in on a friday haha

going to fap an eat a huge fried breakfast tomorrow not at the same time weathers threw me out the last time I tried it

And you?

She's got the painters in actually.

Move Tommy you dickhead

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>ant-fascism is the same as being a leftist cuck
I think I'm gonna go now before the same tired argument happens

I bet she does

Been meaning to read Scrunton.
Powell I respect as an intellect, and for his constitutional arguments, but generally keep circumspect about for market-dogmatism. (Even if a more palletable version than what we got in Thatcher.)

I'd throw in someone like Peter Shore too.
(Whom I've just learned had, at least in the 60s, similar views on nuclear deterrence in the cold war to my own.)

>In his 1966 book Entitled to Know, he was critical of the Nassau Agreement with the United States under which Britain's nuclear submarines were, except in a national emergency, permanently assigned to NATO. Regarding dependence on NATO as limiting Britain's freedom of action, Shore negatively compared Britain's nuclear strategy to that of France:
>For if such a policy is like General de Gaulle's, based upon a deliberate and far-reaching politico-military strategy of national independence, past disengagement from NATO and détente in Europe, it merits the most careful examination. But, of these broader aims, there was not a whisper or suggestion from Tory Ministers.[7]
>...after the cancellation of Blue Streak...that, failing the development of a major new British weapons system, we hadn't, and could not in future possess, a genuine independent nuclear capacity.[8]

Nukes yes, NATO no!

tbf, by his own mouth.

the conservative/ liberal is a slippery slope to what we have today

Hear Hear

Tyrone painting her backdoor entrance white?

>then posts this
You know them lil hand held phones user you can get the t'internet on them now lad !

"liberals vs leftists" in the bed.

Wish I'd been born a protestant ulsterman rather than a catholic englishman.

Read the second half of that quote. Like I said before, he didn't stay a lefty for very long.

Beedy was a hell of a speaker

youtube.com/watch?v=g-j1Dg2nKKY

at least that based jew DM colomnist can actually debate well and BTFO them defeatist leftists.

still expecting a shitshow as usual unless someone mentions muh palestine to trigger her

> ywn be an anabaptist in the Munster uprising

feels...good man actually

Why does Tommy let that cocksucker follow him round

Labour proves to be the most alpha yet again.

>tfw recently changed over Eleanor Laing's windows

I'm just watching footage from the FLEG riots. Looks fun as fuck.

This. Tommy is a top chap.

Bravo

The Luftwaffe could be defeated militarily. You cannot militarily defeat extremists who plan of martyrdom. They literally don't care if they die. It's one of the deeds they commit that will help them get into heaven with the 72 virgins. Hence why it's such a stupid fucking comparison to draw.

Not to mention that there's barely an economic migrant in London that would stay in that city if the Luftwaffe began attacking today. People would flee for their fucking lives lol. You cannot replace the population of London and then attribute some kind of common descent from people who resisted Nazi invasion. 45% of London is White British (in 2011, so probably much less now). 600k White Britons left London in the decade of 2001-2011. Any attempt to forge some kind of London identity is simply preposterous. We sold our capital city out to world finance for fuck sake. What principles do any of us seriously have?

This is why I have to cringe through all the kumbaya bullshit.

Speak for yourself rasheed

No Starkey?

Shame

it's the fault of islam, therein lies the blame

fuck islam and fuck moronic muslims

Well yeah.
But there's much to agree with in "Fascism: 100 questions asked and answered", even from the modern perspective.
Though to court controversy, the anti-semitism felt a bit tacked on if I remember right.

Indeed.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-39386044

What did they talk about? I reckon Charlie tried to get the kid on "alternative" medicine.