Appalachian Reich when?

Appalachian Reich when?

(pic is an idea)

a meth driven economy will not work, cletus.

As long as PA becomes the capital.

coal and mercenaries..and maybe a little but of meth.

No the capital would have to be in WV. It's the only state that's %100 percent Appalachian. Plus we're %95 white.

Damn, I'm just one county away

looks like a giant piss stain with a little bit of sharts

Heh

I lived in Gilmer county WV, you can keep WV thanks.

Coal isn't worth the price to dig it out of the ground.

And no one wants meth addicted mercenaries.

pretty area. probably the dumbest people on earth, though.

Who gives a shit about a bunch of 90 IQ drug-addled cumskins

PA has its own language though

>Reich

That's a funny way to spell Reichskommissariat mit Konzentrationslager

>meth addicted rednecks who throw shit out their windows while driving
>redneck militia armed to the teeth
>millions of racist boomers and cottonheads
it has potential

90% white.
Lowest crime rate in the US.

okay, dumbest white area on earth.

Speaking of which, when are we going to set up factories to liquefy coal into petroleum? We can break OPEC in ten years if we accept the loses.

thats not Sweden

well, what used to be Sweden, I mean

Amish Empire when?

Pennsilfaanien owwer alles

Yes uberme- I mean brothers, join us in the Penn- Appalachian Reich. Believe in Appalachia!

The people of Appalachia should threaten to set their old coal mines on fire like what happened to that town in Penn.
Threaten to exterminate the world with greenhouse gas if their demands aren't met.

Pretty sure that's a plot by PA's gov't. The municipality bought all the coal rights. Fire starts. Fire moves away. PA still kicks folks out. Once everyone's gone the municipality reverts to the state. State gets billions, maybe trillions, in coal still under there