>be me
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
>says she doesn't believe in that stuff
>wants to name the child Gregory
>says she will leave me if she can't call the child that
>doesn't care what gender it is
>find out she's a tumblr girl
>muh "gender is social construct"
>find out baby is a girl
>tfw gonna have a daughter named Gregory
What should I do Sup Forums ?
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wait for her to dump you and not the other way around so you dont have to support her fat ass
Slap her in the face, assert your dominance over her.
Love your daughter and do anything you can to raise her to not grow up like her mother. I'm not sure if theres anything you as the father can legally do about the name, consult your local laws.
not buying it
>Gregoria
Roll with the social justice. Tell her she should get an abortion to show solidarity with poor helpless minority refugee womyn who are being oppressed by Drumpf. After it's dead, move your assets to an overseas bank account and then file for divorce.
>wife
>not married
Invite her to a cruise,
At night when the coast is clear
Dump her body off the ship
Profit??
Most likely. But do it in a quick and timely manner and also being alone.
really makes you think, don't it?
>Sup Forums
>Had sex with a woman
Ok kid
>>wife is pregnant
>>we aren't married
I think maybe you should stop referring to her as wife then.
>>says she will leave me if she can't call the child that
Why would you not want this insane person to leave you?
Are you so retarded that you married that lunatic? I mean, this is terrible bait.
Get her into a very dark room get stereo headphones so she has to listen to hardcore rock on the left and classical music on the right ear
Really folds my tacos
*until she wants the kids name not to be Gregory anymore, forgot to add that
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
hehe
Any access to a staircase?
Tell her it's child abuse and you don't want your daughter bullied
>be me
>be redditor
>What should I do Sup Forums ?
you have to go back
you're both lunatics
Gregory is probably the name of the guy that got her pregnant.
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
All fields.
>wife is pregnant
strike one
>we aren't married
strike two
>tfw gonna have a daughter named Gregory
strike three
>What should I do Sup Forums ?
you're a faggot, bong
tell that bitch no daughter of yours will be named Gregory
Let her walk if you have to, but assert yourself for fuck's sake you weakling
Or the uncle who diddled her when she was 3.
This sounds very reel
Jimmie status:
[ ] not rustled
[x] rustled
Just imagining this hurts me
Just explain that gender is a socially acknowledged categorization that is influenced primarily by biological factors.
What's so difficult about this?
Tell her she's a fucking idiot then call the kid Rose (because it's cute. CUTE!) or failing that just try to convince her to use Alex instead because gendered names are disgusting to your ears or some faggy shit like that.
Jesus mate if this is real I feel very sorry for you. Should've used a condom. Anyway:
1. Do your best to spend as much time as possible with her, you're gonna have to subtely contradict the mother's liberal propaganda at every turn to ensure your daughter is at least moderately redpilled.
2. Say that you'd like to choose her middle name, give her a middle name of your liking and refer to her by that name instead of fuckin "Gregory". Soon her classmates will call her the middle name, as it would actually be a girl's name. And your daughter would also start referring to herself by her middle name, as no girl wants to be called a boy's name.
Oh, and also:
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
Kek.
This woman is quite literally the epitome of bullshit. Leave this psycho bitch, and at least try to see your daughter. Hopefully she doesn't whip out the vagina card and get child support.
Good luck,
-a humble texfag
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Looks like you don't care enough to respond Lol.
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
A contradiction exists
Also how did you get a girl pregnant without knowing she's tumblr shit.
I think you should flee. Also, refuse to call the girl Gregory. Call her Mary.
>what should I do pol?
Quit larping and find a job basement dweller
Change your name to Gregory by deed poll, and hers too, any pets you have, change their names to Gregory also, address strangers & friends alike as 'Gregory', start referring to inanimate objects as Gregory, if it's a group of objects refer to them as Gregorys.
This
DO IT OP
DONT BE A FAGGOT
Don't quit just because she threatens you. I would have no respect for a man who refuses to stand up for his daughter. In the long run, your wife will only respect you if you stand up for your principles. Women hate weak men. Just make it clear that you do this for your daughter. Argue endlessly, persuade your wife. Never call your daughter Gregory. All the kids will laugh at her in school and she might commit suicide.
Gender neutral name maybe?
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Gender neutral names is ypurbest compromises
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Really fires my neurons
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
Never mind the rest, you fucked a woman without a condom even though you don't want a kid?
How fucking stupid are you?
>1 post by this ID
Never mind.
Britbongs are the trashiest of posters. They're not as cringey as leaves, but they are simple bad.
this
>wife is pregnant
>we aren't married
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