Post ITT if your country have never committed any war crimes

Post ITT if your country have never committed any war crimes.

Feels good man.

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War crimes don't matter unless it involves 6 trillion Jews

here here

>Congo wasn't a war

*sips cafe con leche*

Netherlands, and Indonesia is our clay so no war crimes here.

Hi

>crimes
>in war

lol

Ignore my flag, I'm German.

>war crimes

We've committed so many that the counter reset, y2k style.

Rest of the world are you even trying?

Reporting in.
We were never in the wrong. Ever.

War crimes are not real. War has no rules.

It's only a war crime if you lose Brazil, don't you have some tourists you need to capture, murder and skin?

Shit, can you imagine waking up and being in Brazil, every single day of your life. FUCK THAT

>war
xD

Lol. You still can't beat us

How many No.10 Downing Streets have you burned down, my rotund corpulent friend?

Stick to losing to girls in pyjamas wearing wok hats, you're better at it than shitposting

>knock a guys hat off in a bar
>get your guts stomped out afterward
Say, chap, we sure gave those yanks a shock!

>hue

Your country IS a war crime.

>not committing war crimes

2backward4genocide

How many colonies have we lost? It wasn't 13. Also you got btfo by non-violent pajeets (salt factory massacre). The British are irrelevant now. We own the world now. Let that sink in.

>be British
> proud to have lost to a tornado

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-tornado-that-saved-washington-33901211/

historicaldigression.com/2012/03/26/a-tornado-saves-washington-during-the-war-of-1812/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

That's some Master Race shit right there.

>Be American
> God sends the only known tornado in history to hit Washington DC and send the British back across the Atlantic

Small wonder (you) limey cunts lost your empire.

>claims to not have committed any war crimes
>literally reduced a countries male population to less than 10% forcing the pope to allow multiple wives for the almost non existent remaining male population.

That's three (you)s. Any other desperate yank whose damage control impulses overide his trolldar? Roll up Roll up!

>Be British
>Go to war the Zulu (African Tribe People)
>Still lose about 2000 troops even though you had guns and the zulu only had bows and sticks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zulu_War

Americans may have lost to farmers with outdated weaponry but we have never lost to niggers with sticks.

Your whole country is a crime, huehue

Feels good man.

You talking shit, mother fucker?

we only war crimes those who deserve it

#noregrets

Innocent country reporting in.

Your country's existence is a war crime.

Emma Stone is the best.

I'ma do a war crime on your mamãe.

war crimes are for our allies

Things like deliberately targeting civilians, raping, feigning surrender to lure the enemy out, torturing civilians,...
Yes, those are crimes for being dishonorable and vile. A war is never won if not carried upon justice.

But what would you know Jamal.

WAR IS A CRIME!
youtube.com/watch?v=9jWET0h-tes

Yes

>Got away with mass genocide of Paraguayans.

mate we killed millions of indians in india alone lol

not including africans,irish europeans chinese abos and native americans

our nation is built upon the bones of our enemies.

we have done shit that would make uncle sam blush

they dont ask who we have fought,they ask who have we not?

>implying that letting jungle people breed out of control isn't a war crime

Wrong timeline.

Jesus Christ that's adorable.

Jesus Christ that's adorable.

we let go of colonies usually due to them reaching a certain level of human development index

british colonialism isnt about permenant ownership

its about civilizing the savages and making them human

some cases we did good,some cases we failed

even south africa is better than most other areas of africa now.

LOL

Exactly this

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So post some.

yeah, fuck that

>tfw when at least we have good hookers

your country is a war crime

Hello everyone

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You WANT some?!

that trouble maker is about to have his guts sprayed 4 sqare miles lol

Jesus Christ you couldn't used some--ANY!--other method? That shit was fucked.

Ummm, no. You've got nothing on us tbqh lads

Cool. Where was that?

Always

?

the empire knew when to use the hand of mercy,and it knew when to use the rod

youtube.com/watch?v=2dbVwBJxaYI

Dresden was a legitimate target

Britain's only sin was letting the empire crumble.

the 1st lot was ambushed

the 2nd lot slaughtered them all get it right yank

youtube.com/watch?v=2dbVwBJxaYI

>You should've pooed in th(...).jpg

kek

she was never this hot wtf

she was never this hot wtf

>invade continent
>enslave natives
>seize all land
>convince natives to buy land back from you
>natives are in eternal debt to the crown
>let them rot in their shit-hole country while also taxing it.

it's the British M.O.

>posted 10 seconds after me
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKED

the only war crime Canadians ever committed was summarily executing German officers in WW1

Krauts deserved it though

It was 6 trillion. You're trivializing the Holocaust

World police here, for great justice. Only crime we have done is let you shitskins live

Canadian's have been saying they burnt it down for years. I'm beginning to think it's a conspiracy.

Still angry about Srebrenica, Alija?

Okay then.

shewasneverthishotmind

That's some oddly specific hivemind. You 2 should fuck.

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silence muslim degenerate

Genocide just in every other war, can I still stay?

The Canadians were British at the time

>Tfw dutch descendent
>Tfw when people at work call trivial materials "Dutchman"
>Tfw I have no idea what it means so I ask and they tell me about the abundant and lucrative slave trade the dutch used to be into

Bird needs moar text!

we did nothing wrong

Hello guys i guess im right here since gassing jews is no crime

Feels bad man.

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woah, jack.

It's called blowing from a gun.

>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

There have been instances when the victim survived for a good few minutes.

Bump

not gonna lie you probs beat the uk for war crimes lol

no one gives a shit about what we did,we are seen as heros

you guys though..........lol

>Got BTFO in the other thread
>thinks he can escape me into this one
Wrong.

The Irish rounded up the Protestants in the middle of winter, stripped them of everything they had, literally sent them into the streets naked. In London, it was reported that 200,000 Protestants succumbed to the elements that winter in Northern Ireland.

You guys honestly don't think we did some shady shit at Cisplatina?

you don't own this board
you alt-right prick

shouldnt of gone making demands and terms like "side with me and we will let you keep your empire,but australia and nz will belong to japan"

you also shouldnt of said join me and smash america together!

lol no you got what you deserved

Got me at >glorified seagull

When does a single life matter any more?

The Awà rings any bell? In Amazonia?

:^)

Torso fucking vaporized, arms landing at 100 yards....
>100 YARDS, a fucking football field away
Some of them surviving for a few minutes.
That is some mighty fucked up gruesome shit.

all germany's fault

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I'm totally innocent