Kek. The front page headline of the Daily Express always looks like it belongs in a magazine for housewives.
Ayden Peterson
Ta for paper edition.
James Cox
>tfw i went through the long hair phase and i looked like a fucking idiot
Long hair on men is degenerate
Joseph Cox
This is cute
Jaxon Morales
It's probably one of their key demographics.
No problem.
Jose Johnson
As a Labour Supporter i think Corbyn will hold on Til 2017 April and then leave on Medical grounds. >Clive Lewis will win. >Mandelson will then Deep throat and Bum him until he Vomits up some Neo-Liberal positions.
Jaxon Reyes
What the fuck does degenerate even mean at this point
Mail & Telegraph. Wives read the Mail and their husbands read the Telegraph..
Ayden Peterson
You have heard your master's voice.
Christian Hernandez
None of them are based, but if there is one that is better than any other it is probably the Daily Mail, they seem to feature a more even slightly red pilled stories than the other papers and also have some based columnists who call out shit like gay men being at least partly responsible when they get aids.
Bentley Brown
Telegraph is a Tory shill paper.
You're not a Tory shill, are you?
Colton Williams
Just post the site you steal them from Kevin
Benjamin Nelson
i'm not bald lad
have a full head of hair just think long hair is really degenerate on men, speaking from experience too.
Jace Davis
>Tory shill paper
erm... Not really mate, not anymore. Have you read the Telegraph over the past year, they're really quite critical of the so-Called conservatives.
Brayden Nelson
>The Fiancial Times.
Only paper to cover the shit Property Situation, the BTL changes and the social/political ramifications/options while the others just Worship House Price Inflation as all the editors/Commentators have their wealth tied up in the insane system.
>user who wanted to be intelligent and read? Well Read this UK Property Redpill my fellow Autistics.:
Because he doesn't look like "the marrying type"...
Aiden Garcia
Got fucking ringing in my left ear and its driving me nuts. Had it for weeks now but today has been the worst.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Never taking Citalopram or any other SSRI again in my life.
Juan Powell
wow
if he wasn't so dumb he could've actually gone further
>be terrorist >drive like a maniac so everyone gets your attention >drive into the most unpopulated pavement in london >crash into the side railings >run all the way round to the front gate >charge in >get shot
the fact he managed to get as far as he did, being as loud and announcing as he was is quite shocking
Dylan Lewis
How Long is too long?
Ryder Richardson
Oh right, I get you're calling me Kevin because that's one of the pseudonyms I gave when I called into Farage.
>Have you read the Telegraph over the past year Not really, if they've changed their tune then that's great.
Ayyy I read The Fiancial Times I feel like we are a dying breed
Joseph Butler
The Financial Times*
Angel Fisher
Jesus Christ I made the exact same spelling mistake
Cameron Bennett
Brilliant series, apparently the author of the book is doing a new version of that, based around Corbyn.
Juan Garcia
Just watched Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Running Man, on classics. Set in the horrifying year of 2017. Good laugh but they were right about the media manipulation.
Nathan Johnson
It's luck he was stopped there. It was one of Michael Fallon's close protection boys that shot him. Had he been five minutes late, he might have a had a run into the building itself.
classic, although the people that rule the country read Guido Fawkes now
Justin Barnes
Liam Fox's close Protection boy would have just >Bummed him.
Zachary Green
Well if anything the media situation is better now than it ever has been, they are losing their grip and they know it, hence the "fake news" swan song, Bowden talks about it at youtu.be/aL3agVbX6K8?t=13m54s from 13 minutes 54 seconds onwards.
Jayden Harris
>read 'europhobia' as 'euphorbia' and got my hopes up
i love plants
Grayson James
I hope that isn't true. I just assumed they all just watch SKY news all day like Gordon Brown.
Alexander Bennett
>We are not afraid
WOW SO BRAVE
Fuck this "Blitz Spirit" bullshit. Four people died, you're not brave for going on the tube or whatever. Also, who else is enraged by the bullshit line: "Don't stop acting in a normal fashion, that's what the terrorists want".
No it isn't. The terrorists couldn't care less whether or not you walk across the bridge.
Leo Carter
Just arrived in Blackpool lads, contrary to what folk on Sup Forums say this place is actually really nice. I haven't encountered any junkies or chavs yet.
Hard red pill to swallow is that any decent british comedy is done by lefty cunts or those that are too cowardly to make fun of opposing views (most of the time, atleast).
Adrian Reyes
>Private Eye too.
I am ashamed to admit i read The Canary.
Aaron Young
Plenty of guys did...
Nolan Fisher
No,will look to watch. I'm in London something will be on.
Lincoln Bennett
'Member when Peter Hitchens linked to a youtube channel called 'poz the neghole' on his official blog? I 'member.
Joseph Stewart
KEK. >Crapita or ISS to step in.
Jonathan Richardson
i completely agree mate its pathetic that Theresa May and all the MP's keep saying "our lives will go on as normal, this will not affect us"
Uh, we should absolutely be outraged that a terrorist killed 4 people in Britain. There should be actual measures put in place to stop Islamic terrorism, and Islam itself should be scrutinized.
But our politicans are too afraid to criticise Islam, it is so sad.
Eli Nelson
pretty sure it's 75% I remember Paul retweeting a chart of the reading habits of MPs.
Camden Cook
LADS. PUT ON BBC NEWS RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH
Samuel Johnson
It always seemed to me that all our left cunt comedians actually fetishise staunch right-wing stuff in some weird, perverse manner. Just look how many have obsessed over nazism through their characters over the years.
Leo Watson
I read his trilogy (but only in translation) decades ago. And I also saw a play of his in our theatre Here's a link for you, btw: ubu.com/
Parker Sullivan
Schindler's List on Channel 5 lads.
Strange watching this film after being on Sup Forums for so long.
Blake Butler
Hardest redpill is they don't let anyone who agrees with (((the narrative))) in comedy.
If you tried to put ANY of the sitcoms from the '70's out today everyone involved would be arrested for hate speech.
Hudson Fisher
Watch Waiting for Godot or Endgame. Most blackpilled plays I've ever seen.
Zachary Collins
>work at Tesco >get The New European in every Friday morning >always send them all back to the depot the very same Friday night instead of leaving them on the shelf for a week
hehe, I don't think we've ever sold a single one
Carter Cox
Don't ever come to Burton On Trent its scummy
Wyatt Ortiz
Sweet christ.
Andrew Sanders
Aye, you have to be open to ideas and open mindedness. Key is to take the piss out of everyone. >South Park. >Chris Morris etc Love this as it was based on a True American story:
Liberals are better at comedy than conservative for the same reason men are better at comedy than women - because they need to be.
Harry and Paul are the only even slightly right of centre comedians out there, although that is to say right of centre in the modern sense, which isn't saying much.
Here they are appearing in a sketch making fun of safe comedian Ricky Gervais with Farage appearing at the end youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
Jackson Anderson
I was literally watching a video yesterday from that channel.
>Oooh, I memebr.
Camden Williams
Oh boy that killed me
Aiden Howard
great genus. put the sap up your best mates nose for a laugh.
Jordan Mitchell
Good God...
Carson Mitchell
Lad, just look at sitcoms from the '70s, all redpilled as fuck.
Parker Foster
Mental Health is important though Senpai. Lost my mate, 30, to suicide this time last year. youtu.be/VMYAEHE2GrM
Camden Cruz
I highly doubt that... though to be fair he is just a high-functioning NEET cunt
Meanwhile Mosul is being recaptured, the war rages on in Syria, the aftermath of the London attack is still ongoing, political turmoil in the US, we are on the cusp of article 50 being triggered.