Late Night Risk thread!

Late Night Risk thread!

>Black
>Islamic Republic of Pakistan
>London

Red
Bottom of map

>purple
>Imperium of Man
>Isle of Man

Wales

orange

Boerstaad Army

Fuck it. I'll play as well.
OP
Top of the map

No britbongs? Shame.

No, don't, OP plays, OP wins we all know this.

Fuck it, I'm not a fan of bonus-less risk, but I'll join this time.

Glasgow
Smaug
Edgy Red

This makes OP biased towards himself in the game, which is too dangerous to have in a game like this.

Wessex
Cyan

Ya got me.
(Just kidding.)
I won't play then tho

this. someone always rage quits because they think OP is cheating, it's better if he just doesn't.

ALRIGHT NO MORE PLAYERS AFTER THIS POST.
IT'LL TAKE FOREVER OTHERWISE.

ANY JOINFAGS WILL BE BEHEADED!
IN THE NAME OF PEACE!

requesting a civ thread!

Wessex, I think this is where you wanted to be.
Also where my Jolly Chaps?

Advances westward

AND YES I KNOW THE NAMES LOOK LIKE SHIT.
I'M JUST A POOR GARBAGE BOY.

Hey nigger, you done did forgetted me.

hell yeah

Boer Army > take over Wales

how do you even play risk anyway

Fill Scotland

Expand east to coast!

Also, advance East.

using your digits

Fuck me. I'll add you and you'll roll for this turn too.

Fill broaadly

Hello fine sir, would you like to set up an alliance?

Smaug does not need allies.

>Blue
>Republic of Lancashire
>Start in Liverpool

you will regret this

Brown
Inshallah London will be ours

It's already been shariah'd.

REEEEEEEE
I'm gonna have a cap on this game guys.
Sorry, but I'm a huge faggot.
Also MUPDATE

Put me in Manchester then. We will not stop until we put the black flag on top of Buckingham Palace. Takbir!

Expand to the north and to the east

Expand EAST to coast, not south!

Expand South along the coastline.

C'mon OP put me in. There's a good lad.

Fill North.

Boer Army > continue expansion in Wales

Fill towards east coast

I suppose since Smaug has rejected the offer, would you like to be in the alliance?

Since you can only have 1 ally, I'm gonna wait for a little while.

Just know that the door is always open.

You know what? You guys can have as many allies as you want.
I'm not THAT much of a faggot OP.
ALSO MUPDATE

To the east

Continue northern expansion.

Expand East along the antonine wall

Toward the east coast

Fill southeast corner of Britain.

Boer Army > continue pushing outward

I guess I will ally then.

very well then, and a congratulations on the digits.

Ye. Checked.
Man, it's fucking 3:00 AM
ALSO MUPDATE

Toward east coast

Continue east.

East.

Fill southern part of Britain
>you must live on East Coast, it's 2 AM here.

North

Boer Army > keep evenly pushing out

God fucking dammit I got a call.

Depending on how much this dude is beating his wife it may take a while.

If I'm not back in a turn or two just assume I had to shoot someone and do whatever with my country.

Was she disobedient? If not, behead the man!

Cuck

That's pretty hot.
You know what else is hot?
A MUPDATE

You know what else is hot?
NORTHWARDS EXPANSION

Keep going east, along the coastline

heh

Some roasties gettin toasty, what's that got to do with you?

Boer Army > attack Wessex

Fill south of Britain.

Defend against Boers
Spills to Invade

I'm a cop. On duty actually.

East

Alliance?

Certainly!

Let us know if you shoot a dindu.

If there's admin of SPQR give me an invite please

Woah, your a COP?
Well you know what we do to cops 'round here...
Give them a MUPDATE

Invade Red.

Into Boers

Boer Army > attack Wessex
reeeeeee

Well this has been a long time coming. Saddiq, your little romp around my fine land? Well, it's over. I'm coming to take your land, and you will not stop me. I am going to Make London British Again. Attack IRP with full force.

>inb4 wastegets.

Fill some of those Islands to my west.

>hapa factory and evangelicals

wasted gets

What is with all the wasted gets on Sup Forums lately?
>with the exception of the Reaperget.

Hold on folks I'll give Emperor one more minute.

kek is dead

ONE minute!

MORE LIKE
ONE MUPDATE

Kek is not dead, I just think the wastegets are due to nu-Sup Forums invasion. Even a shill got hexes.

Invade Red, fill pockets.

Strike back at the kebab

Fill the North

AHA

Boer Army > attack Wessex
Fucking stalemate.

North. Waiting on a report. Was literally nothing.

Into Boers

Press F to pay respects to Boers

OH SHIT WESSEX