Late Night Risk thread!
Late Night Risk thread!
>Black
>Islamic Republic of Pakistan
>London
Red
Bottom of map
>purple
>Imperium of Man
>Isle of Man
Wales
orange
Boerstaad Army
Fuck it. I'll play as well.
OP
Top of the map
No britbongs? Shame.
No, don't, OP plays, OP wins we all know this.
Fuck it, I'm not a fan of bonus-less risk, but I'll join this time.
Glasgow
Smaug
Edgy Red
This makes OP biased towards himself in the game, which is too dangerous to have in a game like this.
Wessex
Cyan
Ya got me.
(Just kidding.)
I won't play then tho
this. someone always rage quits because they think OP is cheating, it's better if he just doesn't.
ALRIGHT NO MORE PLAYERS AFTER THIS POST.
IT'LL TAKE FOREVER OTHERWISE.
ANY JOINFAGS WILL BE BEHEADED!
IN THE NAME OF PEACE!
requesting a civ thread!
Wessex, I think this is where you wanted to be.
Also where my Jolly Chaps?
Advances westward
AND YES I KNOW THE NAMES LOOK LIKE SHIT.
I'M JUST A POOR GARBAGE BOY.
Hey nigger, you done did forgetted me.
hell yeah
Boer Army > take over Wales
how do you even play risk anyway
Fill Scotland
Expand east to coast!
Also, advance East.
using your digits
Fuck me. I'll add you and you'll roll for this turn too.
Fill broaadly
Hello fine sir, would you like to set up an alliance?
Smaug does not need allies.
>Blue
>Republic of Lancashire
>Start in Liverpool
you will regret this
Brown
Inshallah London will be ours
It's already been shariah'd.
REEEEEEEE
I'm gonna have a cap on this game guys.
Sorry, but I'm a huge faggot.
Also MUPDATE
Put me in Manchester then. We will not stop until we put the black flag on top of Buckingham Palace. Takbir!
Expand to the north and to the east
Expand EAST to coast, not south!
Expand South along the coastline.
C'mon OP put me in. There's a good lad.
Fill North.
Boer Army > continue expansion in Wales
Fill towards east coast
I suppose since Smaug has rejected the offer, would you like to be in the alliance?
Since you can only have 1 ally, I'm gonna wait for a little while.
Just know that the door is always open.
You know what? You guys can have as many allies as you want.
I'm not THAT much of a faggot OP.
ALSO MUPDATE
To the east
Continue northern expansion.
Expand East along the antonine wall
Toward the east coast
Fill southeast corner of Britain.
Boer Army > continue pushing outward
I guess I will ally then.
very well then, and a congratulations on the digits.
Ye. Checked.
Man, it's fucking 3:00 AM
ALSO MUPDATE
Toward east coast
Continue east.
East.
Fill southern part of Britain
>you must live on East Coast, it's 2 AM here.
North
Boer Army > keep evenly pushing out
God fucking dammit I got a call.
Depending on how much this dude is beating his wife it may take a while.
If I'm not back in a turn or two just assume I had to shoot someone and do whatever with my country.
Was she disobedient? If not, behead the man!
Cuck
That's pretty hot.
You know what else is hot?
A MUPDATE
You know what else is hot?
NORTHWARDS EXPANSION
Keep going east, along the coastline
heh
Some roasties gettin toasty, what's that got to do with you?
Boer Army > attack Wessex
Fill south of Britain.
Defend against Boers
Spills to Invade
I'm a cop. On duty actually.
East
Alliance?
Certainly!
Let us know if you shoot a dindu.
If there's admin of SPQR give me an invite please
Woah, your a COP?
Well you know what we do to cops 'round here...
Give them a MUPDATE
Invade Red.
Into Boers
Boer Army > attack Wessex
reeeeeee
Well this has been a long time coming. Saddiq, your little romp around my fine land? Well, it's over. I'm coming to take your land, and you will not stop me. I am going to Make London British Again. Attack IRP with full force.
>inb4 wastegets.
Fill some of those Islands to my west.
>hapa factory and evangelicals
wasted gets
What is with all the wasted gets on Sup Forums lately?
>with the exception of the Reaperget.
Hold on folks I'll give Emperor one more minute.
kek is dead
ONE minute!
MORE LIKE
ONE MUPDATE
Kek is not dead, I just think the wastegets are due to nu-Sup Forums invasion. Even a shill got hexes.
Invade Red, fill pockets.
Strike back at the kebab
Fill the North
AHA
Boer Army > attack Wessex
Fucking stalemate.
North. Waiting on a report. Was literally nothing.
Into Boers
Press F to pay respects to Boers
OH SHIT WESSEX