New Zealand, where Adele is the most important thing to happen this week. And people say our mainstream news isn't informative
Kayden Fisher
NZPOL DISCORD YAY
Jack Scott
Maybe if National loses this election, they might revert back to the good old days
Lincoln Green
This. Did anyone actually go to the concert?
Rob Muldoon come back pls
Anthony Rogers
I haven't watched kiwi news in months now.
Jeremiah Perez
So when are we gonna kick out Aucklanders and start building nuclear reactors?
Joshua Ortiz
What did he mean by this?
Matthew White
Kick out gooks when
Being based as usual I imagine
Jordan Smith
Why did he do it boys? Did David Lange hate New Zealand?
Charles Harris
(((neoliberalism)))
Carson Reed
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Wyatt Anderson
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Lincoln Baker
I'm just posting a comment. Nothing special to say.
Noah Gray
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Landon Cox
Aha! Raptors = Jews
Lucas Bennett
There's too many faggots in the media now. And they realise they can hold sway over what the country discusses. Fags like adele for some reason. Another example of fag influence, today a tiny cafe in Henderson that no one has ever heard of was assblasted by the media because they put the word poof in their menu. Within two hours the cafe had updated their menu and sent out a message of apology to homos.
Also apparently the weather poof on breakfast said cunt live on air because he was tired after being at the adele concert and got a free pass because of his apology. Imagine if someone like Duncan garner had said that- his career would've been immediately destroyed.
Joshua Rogers
Muldoon was redpilled as fuck.
>Duncan garner had said that- his career would've been immediately destroyed. That would be great, I fucking hate Duncan Garner. On Friday he was refusing to name the London terrorist attacker despite it already having been released.
Nicholas Clark
Who the fuck is watching or paying kiwi (((news))), do all the muslims watch the news for feel goods, I dont understand how they are not bunkrupt.
Leo Barnes
Funny you mention that. I hate him too. I have watched that show occasionally, just because Mark Richardson seems like a cool guy. His opinions are total Sup Forums and you can see him biting his lip at times as if to say 'tone it down, don't get yourself into trouble.'
As for the not mentioning the terrorists name. Wtf does that even achieve? Duncan said half way into the show 'not gonna say his name, in fact I still don't even know what it is.' Is this the reverse of Coulters law? If the guys name was Brian Wilson I bet he'd have said it from the get go.
Camden Morales
Mediaworks is going bankrupt. TVNZ is state funded but they just had job cuts this week. Their completely irrelevant to anyone under 30 and as the boomers die off, they'll be fucked.
Jordan Cook
Probably a bit of Soros money here and there keeps them afloat
Dominic White
Bless you for making this op too drunk to comment but good on ya
Blake Perry
He was trying to take a moral stance which is fucking laughable for the media whore he is.
And islamic camel fuckers are totally in it for the name recognition
Parker Rogers
I see the news whenever I visit my parents. It seems everyone over 35 is still addicted to turning on the telly at 6pm to find out what happened today and how they should think about it.
Robert Walker
Remember that muzzie who got attacked by some drunk Maori down in Huntly? I notice when she put the footage on facebook, she tagged NZHerald in it. Totally not just a sob story to get some sympathy.
Bentley Sullivan
why isnt this man prime minister yet?
Justin Gutierrez
Goddamnit, how come all those muzzies and chinks managed to score above 100 points in your worker visa program? Are those guys skilled in the most important jobs for NZ and got immediate job offers or what?
Henry Edwards
I'd take 100,000 Poles over 100 Bangladeshis any day.
Cameron Gomez
I'd take a million Poles over 1 Bangladeshi, Coconut or Chink
Nathaniel Morris
that muslim chick works at a professional public relations firm, it was a total setup. The other girl was wasted and baited into the attack. The muslim gang had probably abused her in the bathroom before hand. Since then antifa cucks have sent the drunk chick death threats and she went to court but no prison.
Josiah Cooper
so what did you cunts think of the guy going around handing out """""white supremacist""""" pamphlets?
or the lads at uni who started a """""white supremacist""""" club?
John Reyes
Can we swap 100,000 assorted for the same amount of Polish immigrants? I know they cop a bit of shit in the UK (probably because of numbers) but they are white, well educated, I don't see the problem.
Samuel Morgan
I would have guessed it from the very beginning. Besides that Maori chick would probably do that kind of thing to anyone- Muslim or not. Although if it was a total setup wouldn't they have baited a white girl, not a Maori girl?
They don't like them in Britain because they have no control over how many of them come. We do. How about we swap all nonwhites for the same amount of Poles? Or any European group (that isn't Albanian) will probably do
Noah Brown
It pisses me off to no end to see these false ptsd so close to home, real ptsd is your dad yelling at you to get in the truck with a flask in hand, shooting a deer in someones farm and then breaking down into tears until mum shows up and takes him home.
Dylan Jackson
I am a petroleum engineer and environmental protection specialist, I focused on looking for jobs in Taranaki for the time being since I heard it's the go-to place for oil & gas jobs. But it seems you don't have that many offers right now, tough times I guess. I'd love to immigrate but first I need to find a job that tailored for me for your immigration office to accept me.
Robert Murphy
I'd take 10 million steel poles up the ass if it meant getting all the poos, muzzies, gooks and coconuts the fuck out of our country
Colton Scott
stuff.co.nz: the group that used slogans that were """"""VERY SIMILAR"""""""" to that of """"""NAZI GERMANY"""""""
Lucas Taylor
true, not a total setup, but they obviously took advantage of exposure to a drunk Huntly hori in an opportunistic moment to paint NZ as being "islamophobic" which is allowing them to further their agenda. Imagine if with was a fucking cishet white male, he would be sent to prison for a decade.
Ethan Martin
I'd suggest coming and looking for work. That isn't exactly good practice but it isn't illegal and all the chinks do it and get away with it so I don't see why you won't.
This. I'd do a lot more than that for deportation of all nonwhites and an end to further nonwhite immigration. I would do literally anything.
That mong Patrick Gower said it WAS a Nazi slogan, wish they'd make their damn mind up
Asher Sullivan
They've all gone deathly silent on it now- besides she was a PR specialist or whatever she is. As usual it's another attempt to make Muslims appear the victim and large numbers of leftists and fat welly lesbians appear to have bought it. Sure this won't be the last. SAD!
Evan Diaz
Hmm let me get this straight, people go to NZ on tourist visa and then look for the job and apply for skilled worker visa after they get the offer?
Chase Allen
I think they note down jobs and then go home and apply for a work visa when they're home and do it from there, but people do that method too. It probably depends. Either way it's probably better for you to come and see, I doubt all jobs are listed online. They probably think they'd get swarmed with Chink applications- and they're not wrong.
Mason Foster
My dad told me a story once, that they wanted to immigrate to NZ 30 years ago. He's a petroleum geologist and my mum's a social worker. I even have their old cassettes with english lessons. Something went wrong tho, they were late with payment for the visa or something like that, the paperwork was complete though. Damn shame they didn't make it, I'd be a Kiwi now. Well maybe there's time to fix this now/
Jace Lewis
Thanks lad, I get it all now.
Jackson Green
30 years ago it was a lot harder to immigrate I think. The Muldoon years were over but to my knowledge the government only liberalised immigration laws in 1987
Yeah Taranaki is the centre of gas industry but there are pockets elsewhere. Have to be honest its not my area of expertise so don't know what's happening.
I do know lots of Kiwis were employed in the resources industry over in Australia but now that's tanked many of them are back here now. So might be a squeeze.
Are you any good with a hammer? Apply with trade companies in Christchurch. The quake rebuild is still going, we are inundated with Irish, Aussies, Pinoys, Indians. A friend of mine has made at least $70k each year since 2013 year just by being a lackey on a roading gang- stop/go sign, putting out traffic cones. Working weekends and overnights but still not bad money at all. He's tried to get me to sign up because the company he works for is hassling backpackers to put in a couple weeks work. He literally spent a week driving Swedish and Czech girls around various work sites.
Elijah Ward
Yep, 1987-1988 was the time they wanted to go.
Landon Carter
Hey lads can I hang in here, we never have generals ;_;
Hudson Campbell
growing up my parents were friends with a Polish family that emigrated after the iron curtain fell. Dad worked with the husband. He was really into lego in a strange way but pretty cool overall.
So yes I would trade greasy indians for Poles any day. The problem is they know how to game the system - offering each other inflated job contracts, a network of ((immigration advisors)) that seem to work for free etc. I hate it.
Oliver Peterson
I worked some construction jobs but not much, I'm skilled in pipeline construction for gas lines with PE pipes and HDD drilling operations. Christchurch sound like a good place to look though, a decent job rebuilding a town.
Easton Torres
Sure. Make sure the leafs don't follow you in though. We don't get shitted up by them fortunately and we want to keep it that way
Christchurch is also somewhat of a nice city. I'd look there too.
Jason Adams
you kind of have generals
Cooper Clark
Following on from this:
My primary way (i.e. 95%) of shit tier immigrants that come to NZ come via student visas - they get with a student visa to study at some scam of a school then do some bullshit lowtier job that another indian/chinese lists as a skill shortage because they include bullshit requirements (there was a petrol station manager position that required fluency in mandarin that recently made the news) so they can get skilled migrant residency. Cheap shitty labour for cheap shitty people - a happy multicult paradise.
apologies for the rambling but just to give you some understanding of th NZ immigration policies
William Walker
Imagine how much more interesting a place New Zealand would be if the maori didn't eat our only 2 interesting birds, and if a volcano hadn't fucked up the terraces.
John Thomas
Stanislav!, I remember you from the last thread!
Yes, working in the south island would be the best choice it's the whitest part of New Zealand and Christchurch should have you set for most of your life for a career. Be sure to visit Queenstown some time.
Wyatt Gray
We would probably have a fast food chain to kill KFC and our tourism industry. would be a bit larger
Dominic Nelson
moas were gay as fuck but the haast eagle was pretty cool, maybe then our national symbol could have been a bird that can ACTUALLY FUCKING FLY.
also americunts would probably get super butthurt when trying to compete there pussy ass eagle against ours.
we have no cool animals
Nathaniel Watson
Sure thing mang.
Its weird, most nzgenerals gets about 5 random Aussies jumping in to bully. Cringy posts about sheeplove or asking us to take back our maoris.
Always nice to see a friendly Australian pop by for beersies.
Many employers here use nepotism to fill jobs. Unofficially of course. If you backpacked here, spend say 3 months in Christchurch you would definitely get some work. Might be on the end of a shovel or wheelbarrow but its still work. But more importantly its a foot in the door and giving you connections. The boss that takes you on board for that will likely end up sponsoring you if you show initiative and promise.
The rebuild will go for another 10 years at least. We have exhausted all the Kiwi work pool and are looking for anyone from anywhere to work. You will land on your feet.
Ethan King
Yep it's me, just hanging around with you here. Cheers!
Bentley Cooper
Cant say we treat them any better.
Lincoln Johnson
Just remember the further north you go, the more degenerate it gets.
Isaac Young
Are there any redpilled cities in New Zealand, or is it just inner city lefties and cucked boomers
Parker Edwards
Redpilled towns mostly, cities are ok, just avoid Wellington and Auckland.
Isaac Russell
the entire west coast of the south island but there aren't any cities there. just small towns were the industry has died off
Jace Green
Is there a way to immigrate as a programmer? Or can I become a farmer somehow? I heard that recruiting process in your IT companies is strange tho, you can make people wait for months and then decline job offer anyways. The thing is, im so in love with nz. Feels bad to be born in eastern europe shithole.
Eli Lopez
I've heard Palmerston North, Napier, Invercargill and Timaru have pretty based populations.
Imo general rule of thumb, Wellington and Dunedin are stratospheric levels of libtardism. I think Wellington is very similar to Melbourne when it comes to extreme bluepilled populace. Akl is a write off for various reasons. Christchurch has a small sjw clique but too busy rebuilding to give a fuck about snowflakes.
Isaiah Bell
What the fuck is the deal with Greymouth? Felt like I was in Silent Hill.
Owen Morris
The Kea should have been our national bird.
Michael Martinez
You were.
Owen Gutierrez
Nah palmy is full of retarded youths.
Carter James
Considering most our farmhands are now foreigners I can't see any reason why a Ukrainian couldn't get a gig here.
Apparently the second most used language in Waimate is now Filipino. Mind. Blown.
Robert Lee
The thing here in New Zealand seems to be that the banter can reach bullying levels. I saw some guy joking about throwing an expensive antique watch of this french exchange student off the wharf immediately after he told them it was a "gift". The frenchman didn't even get to finish exactly from who he got that gift.
Parker Powell
yeah come over slav bro. you shouldnt have any difficulty immigrating as a programmer, most people here are tech illiterate. once you are here then try your hand at farming. farmers will hire anyone who will get stuck in and they usually provide free accommodation. my advice is to bring a slav qt wife because nz women are low quality.
Nathan Ross
It really captures the NZ spirit.
Josiah Rogers
Dairy farming jobs are piss easy to get over here, also we only want whites.
Bentley Diaz
Dairy is the domain of whites anyway.
Ian Perry
That's great. Gonna get some more work experience here and try to move to NZ.
Aiden Richardson
Explain NZ politics to me kiwilads, does Winstons party have a chance of getting into power?
Elijah Taylor
All the Slavs I've meet in New Zealand are cool people, Their accents are actually coherent and the drinking culture translates very well.
Watch out for the sun though, it will give you cancer.
Zachary Hill
It makes no difference, nothings happened here in 200 years.
Justin Miller
Part of me wants to be a farm hand for a year.
> up at 3 each morning > middle of winter Canterbury high country, sleet snow > milk cows > in for strong coffee and big brekky cooked by the farmers missus > sun up now feed the chook and collect eggs > fill lungs with crisp clean air > drive into town, take a farm dog to the vet > chat with some locals > run into the pub for a quick one and a pie > back at farm shear a few sheep > cut down a tree > finish up, hot shower > big heart dinner, beers and good banter with my workmates before hitting the sack
Repeat for the next couple hundred days.
Zachary Rogers
There were the Maori Wars.
Jason Martin
Winnie will get over 20% of the vote, digits prove it!!
Ryan Lopez
Fuckedfax and NZME's merger was told to fuck off too so they'll be going down harder sooner. Feels good man.
Anthony Brown
>Go into shed >Get covered in shit >Go home to your shitty unisulated house >Have beer >Pass out from exhuastion >Repeat
Nathaniel Perry
No! Winnie will get 23%!
Dominic Morris
Sounds like a great life actually. Damn I love reading stories like this.
Kayden Rogers
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Ethan Butler
>tfw live bottom of the south
Invercargill is pretty good, stay away from the schools (obviously) and the people you meet will be 50% redpilled 40% obviously redpilled but wont directly reveal their power level in public and 10% faggots
Jayden Myers
WINNIE TO GET 100%
John Ortiz
Dairy farming gets old pretty quick, its easy work and pay pretty good, but at the end of the day 90% of your job is putting cups on tits.
Justin Robinson
Winnie is a bloke I had no idea lol
Thomas White
Its kinda complicated and difficult to explain.
We have constituency votes but also get to vote for party of our choice. That second vote means a few smaller parties end up getting MPs in parliament.
In a 120 seat its now rare underbthis system for a major party to get 61 seats and govern outright. They have to form a coalition. So a party with only three MPs can have a fair amount of sway.
As for Winnie, his party should get at least 7 but at least 12 seats this election. So any major party will want to do a deal with him to form government.
Our left parties are a mess, and unlikely to win this time around. And NZFirst has ruled out working with Labour if they include the greens.
Tldr all signs point to Winnie being kingmaker.
Cooper Allen
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Levi Jackson
Jesus fucking Christ someone actually understands MMP!
Cooper Brown
>implying the kiwi doesnt capture us accurately >a useless piece of shit that lives in a dirty as fuck hole
it was just banter though
Christopher Evans
Have you ever listened to talkback radio? Every fucking election year there's always heaps of clueless cunts saying > I don't know how our system works its so fucking difficult, I am a literal spastic. I'll just vote for the legalise cannabis party because I am a huge faggot please rape my face But then I was on holiday in Australia couple years back during an election and I heard similar bullshit. I thought their elections were dead simple.