Sup Forums's guilty pleasures

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My favorite porn star is both Muslim and poo in loo.

>flag

This is fucking perfect

Anything better then spraying insects and watching them spaz out then curl up and die?

Anyone have that pic of people getting fucked in the 4 political quadrants?

I'd rather suck on her toes after she does that tbqh

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Thanks! I was looking for something interesting to jack off to.

nice trips nigga

>trips
Get the fuck out subhuman

Hold on, m8. I'm gonna find it.

Anybody?

I wish I was more like Cernovich

why are you being so rude

Thanks famalam

>trips
jesus christ this board has never been more reddit than it is today... kill yourself retard

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Lurk mooar my sweet summer child

btfo by a Somali, how will you recover?

She does some of the most hardcore shit I've seen. Enjoy.

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Women committing suicide?

kek

pic related is mine, object oriented programming with Sup Forums on weekends....

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DELETE THIS

Unironically supporting HRC. Drumpf is a chump.

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nice doubles my brown friend :^))

I like Battlefield 1...

You mean these girls, right?

I keep getting a
error cs0234 the type or namespace name does not exist in the namespace

When i try to build somthing in visual studio wat do

I'm not even going to lie. The thought of fucking hot jewbroads halfway into the oven gets me diamonds,

T.furfag

Are you a pirate?

You should get a Man of War and use 60 cannons. You faggots are not doing piracy right.

C Dragon must re-compile on every platform
Java Dragon lives everywhere

I literally cant fap to anything other than traps anymore
If it aint got a dick it aint getting me hard

mowing down niggers

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if this dont work, just ask Germany to import java.immigrants.Somalia so you can get a new computer with a not shit compiler.

>not gonna lie
You speak like a nigger

You son of a bitch
Inb4 ban

>feral
>niggers
redundant

Source?

I can see how a traps figure turns people on but being turned on by a penis is pretty gay

Me too :^)

I like killing chipmunks. I have a chipmunk holocaust going in my neighborhood and have killed thousands. I trap them, I drown them. I know everything there is to know about them. I even know what they will do before they do it and can catch them with my bare hands. I hate those little fuckers. I have cherry trees on my property, so no matter how many I kill, there are always more moving in, so my work is never done. They are about to come out any day now, so I must get ready for this season.

foot love are the most immune to race mixing, we all know niggresses have horrible feet.
latina > white > asian >> everyone else

the cutest.

Weed and bdsm porn.

Normal footfags are the worst, but the image of a small hairy roach getting off on the thought of feet is even fucking worse.

>no surprise here

reading /lgbt/ posts

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Pajeetas have surprisingly good feet. Like negro feet but hot.

Feet are the final redpill.

Your mom speaks nigger when she's gargling melanin dick.

I have yet to see a trap that has done anything for me.

Slaves are trained though, you could almost say they were tamed by the democrats.

Is this Sup Forums now or what? What the fuck nu-Sup Forums

Disgusting

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is that so? going to have to do some research

True redpill.

FPBP

>redpill, anti-degeneracy
>liking feet, degenerate

imgur.com/a/O88Hi

All fleshy carnal desires seem to give me pleasure, but I'm trying to resist that shit.

If I see nudey thumbnails I look away and don't click.

really ought to limit my use of the internet by 95%

you got any more BDSM 2hus? might be my new fav thing.

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enjoy your vacation sicko

Actually if you watch Lloyd Pie's presentation called everything you know is wrong you will come to understand that we have a really shitty foot design compared to other bipedal beings, like dogman.

is it wrong that my waifu is a mouse?

I like to scratch my asshole and sniff my fingers

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink as the sun sets.

Is she mildly retarded?

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You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

This guy gets it
Booty and toes
Booty and toes

you disgust me fellow white men

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>object oriented programming
I have two questions:
One, what does this mean?
And two, what is the relation to object oriented ontology?

that traps that cum a lot get me totally horny. That is my regular fap material now. Oh and I am not gay.

That's too much

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

I laffed but then I realized how sad the current situation is.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

all children are retarded

Pedos pls go.

Is this an oldfag meme I'm not getting?

yiff in hell

Definitely not guilty about it, but a pleasure for sure.

black ass

Well she haven't fully matured yet ?

I cant put my finger on it but something is very off putting about that kid!..

Wholesome endevour

if I have a bird feeder will the squirrels be infinite? I want to eat them.

ethanol jew.

at least I'm not drinking a fifth a day like I used to after highschool.

Tanya from An American Tail is hotter tbqh

>chocolate milk
Is this some BLACKED reference?