Steps in your way

"Join my army"

>NYPA

"Quiet Redcoat"

Aye Aye, Captain!

b-but I'm irish in a British occupied part of Ireland...

*salutes*

>Scream "POLICE!"
>Watch him get arrested

>the alt-knight will never save you from a gaggle of rabid leftists and carry you away in his strong arms

"ok"

>b-but I'm irish in a British occupied part of Ireland...
"You there! Take this one to the stockades and interrogate him. Find out what he knows."

>brb gotta get my trenchcoat

Why did you download this twice?

>No, join mine

*throws punch*

...

"Are you questioning my methods soldier?"

*blocks your path*

>radios
noice

Aye aye Captain.

Sorry

"Fuck you Antifa, my army will defeat you!"