Kekistani Island Purchase

Kek has granted us a place for the Kekistani people to thrive. It is known as Green Island and it's shaped like a P. It's up for sale.

privateislandsonline.com/islands/green-island

Let's come together to purchase this as the true land of Kekistan. PRAISE KEK!

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Buy something not in the United States,

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>Kekistani
sargonfags pls go

>Kek shit

Fuck off redditor

Micronation LARP faggots.

No. Stay out of my state, you autist.

its cold as fuck there

larping fag

the USA has 2nd amendment
2nd amendment > anything any other country can offer
check fucking mate

You're seriously going to use a name with fucking -stan in it?
Kill yourself mudshit.

Who gives a shit about someone meme constitution, we will be immediately seeking nuclear weapons.

If there's really sturgeons in the water there as some of the nearby place names suggest you could probably create a pretty successful local economy/company off catching them and turning their eggs into caviar.

>Green Island Caviar

You don't want an island
you want one of those small country's with like 50 inhabitants, and then take it over with mass Sup Forums immigration

Then you can make laws n be kings n shit

We shouldn't have a physical country.

A) Sup Forums is a collective built around the concepts of freedom and spontaneous creation. These are best captured in their current form being online chatrooms.

B) Having our group isolated on an island may sound good but it would ultimately leave us weak and prone to invasion.

C) The ideology is fine rn due to its ultimate confinement in the realm of satire, however, should a select few take it upon themselves to create an actual civilization upon these ideas it would end up a lot like Jonestown...with everyone drinking the cool-aid (however, with our unique sense of humour I'm afraid it would be a lot worse and fucked up a death than poison).

Lmao FBI ATF will light your island on fire and burn you alive

No bullets needed on their aprt
See Waco siege
Dorner

>Wisconsin
Oh boy, a tiny freezing island in NSA land

I have spare Arms for our Stormtroopers.

>I have spare Arms for our Stormtroopers.

We shall storm north sentinel island.

I like you, you get to skip ahead a generation.

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My digits confirm that this plan is retarded

Up you go!

Says the nigga living in a Russian micronation.

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No high ground.
Will be flooded in twenty years.

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Weeew try again kuks

My digits override yours. This is a CIA plot to isolate us in one region, and capture us all.

I think it would be awesome if /pol (or Sup Forums in general) bought some land. I don't know what we would do with it, but it would be fun you know.

Train enthusiast tier autist

damn sweet buddy, looks like you caught them all

mah 1/138 niggah

kekistan is unacceptable, Kekiya or Kekia sounds better

>real life power ranger

GTFO LARPER

>be kekistani
>we just took over and island and are going to be flooded in 20 years time
>Kekistan's greatest minds get to work to save our new land
>we start to develop a micro-verse flee to
>we get really close but no luck
>revert to waving a flashlight in the air like a fucking moron hoping aliens will help us

How many tendies is it?

>>>/reddit/

>Buying an Island

Top cuck

Just mass migrate to an Island country with low population

Do like islam does. Become citizens and vote for one of our own. Then you own the Island for free

I'll throw in $3.50.

>no internet
>no rum
>actually living with you guys

You trying to get rid of us quietly, CIA?

SO MUCH THIS!!!!
Where should we immigrate to ?

>find price
>start gofundme
>Sup Forums buys an island

we're gonna do that with a greek island

This, michigan side of door county here you faggots wouldnt last through october

Jew detected

RARE PEPE DO NOT STEAL!!

RARE PEPE DO NOT STEAL!!

THIS SHIT

yep

You guys are madmen : )

>kekistan
>declare independence from Wisconsin
>become 51st state
>lie about population for more EC votes and rig every election
>when people catch on rally with hardcore redstates
>civil war 2 electric boogaloo

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sage

Why not just invade the Pitcairn Islands? they already have some "people" and infrastructure. Bonus points if UK goes Falklands 2.0.

>Find Price
>start gofundme
>some user gets rich and disappears forever

Kekistan can make whatever rules it wants, we will be superpower by 2020

>buy
just take it over by force!

>Plastic bagging MAGA hats

Autism truly is a devastating disease.

We'd all be nuked whilst eating tendies

this

kekland
kekerica
kekstria
kekico
kekan
anything is better than istan

nice

It looks like a giant slice of pizza

what does it MEAN

youtube.com/watch?v=GUdnrtnjT5Q

Why don't you just join the forum where people are actually figuring out how to start the Memetic Principality of Kek?
1espzufmsehqffgzbvz3fkwhjzalqqatjo.club/index.php

What would be the currency?

Kekles

fucking kek

Good boy points.
Imagine somone on the international stock market saying "I just bought 500 good boy points"

That island will be mostly under water within 20 years (like most islands for sale)

Your retarded country will be swallowed by the sea eventually, make sure you get a refund on that island.

In all seriousness though it would probably be USD and Bitcoins