USA - loud and spunky, our most successful son
Canada - our quiet but loyal son, a bit too cucked
Australia - our sporty son, bit of a Chad
New Zealand - very quiet son, minds his own business
France - difficult relationship at the best of times, our greatest rival
Germany - an autistic brother who we have fallen out with in modern times, we're more alike than people like to admit though
Spain - a has-been, little more than an English tourist colony
Portugal - our oldest and best friend
Norway - not much to say, looks comfy
Sweden - never really achieved much
Finland - based commie slayers
Italy - beautiful women and food
Greece - beautiful country, a friend of Britain
Denmark - cute
Netherlands - cute but used to be a big deal
Ireland - love/hate relationship
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Nah m8 we just fuckin hate ye
what about us :^)
Instead of Sweden not achieving much, they should have almost made it but threw their future away for muddy dicks.
Fuckin love ye. Ye wierd fuckers
Yh but we love it when you hate us, your like a retarded puppy that blames its owner when it falls over trying to walk.
>Sweden - never really achieved much
Fuck you Pajeet, we wuz empire and sheeit.
>your like a retarded puppy that blames its owner when it falls over trying to walk
>Has become little syria
Yeah sure m8
Go give Scotland back to the niggers or something jamal
>USA - loud and spunky, our most successful son
>Canada - our quiet but loyal son, a bit too cucked
>Australia - our sporty son, bit of a Chad
>New Zealand - very quiet son, minds his own business
Charmed.
Awww you are cute when you "reeeeeeeee".
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tbqhy i never really liked brits but after studying there and witnessing Brexit and the butthurt that it caused to the Germans I now proudly consider them as bro-tier people.
Cucked
Shouldn't you be at the mosque for your sunday prayers jamal
USA - burning
Canada - a lot like us. A little autistic.
Australia - top lads. Brawlers.
New Zealand - seems the most cucky
France - pretty based
Germany - strong people and culture. Wish we didn't fight each other in the world wars.
Spain - cozy and scenic. One of the few western countries that is relatively untouched at the moment
Portugal - hard to tell from Spain
Norway - strong people and culture
Sweden - less cucked than the memelords claim
Finland - great internet trolls. Fun modern culture.
Italy - choatic
Greece - good food
Denmark - reminds me of Holland
Netherlands - reminds me of Denmark
Ireland - tell your dumb spawn in the Northeast to shut up about muh heritage
UK- seems to hate continental Europeans
Kek'd hard with this.
>Autistically REEE about independence from the best empire in human history
>Become a colony of Brussels
Top Kek
Shouldnt you be apologing to some niggers right now by giving them free benifits and letting them invade your country alfred
>UK - seems to hate continental Europeans
That's what you get when you're an island and have to defend yourself from Anglophobic continentals every century
C-cute?
France - that guy who is everything a third party hates us for
Austria - that guy who acts as if he was socially desoriented, in order to have an easy life
Switzerland - that small kid you looked down upon, but always did the right thing and now lives in suppreme comfy
Netherlands - Boomhauer
Polan - that west slav, that will never say who brought civilisation
Czechia - best slavs, basicly adopted
Britain - that cousin that hated you since forever
USA - sucks shit, on it's way to become brazil 2.0
Canada - >a fucking leaf
Australia - >emus
New Zealand - bretty gud
France - irrelevant pretentious piece of shit
Germany - they are never tired of losing , they get big boy points for the effort though
Spain - brother
Portugal - more like moortugal
Norway - a slighlty better version of sweden
Sweden - a slighlty better version of somalia
Finland - praise tengri
Italy - won't survive in the next century so why bother
Greece - a little cutie nice country
Netherlands - aquafresh
Ireland - one of the best country out there
UK - literally the best country in the world god save the queen
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>muh pro-life and good irish spudlings
This is why we tried to civilize you for centuries, obviously you're less domesticable than dogs.
USA - Armed Christians, fractured, overrun with spics
The rest of the West - Unarmed fedoras, awaiting the mudslime cock into their anus
UK - Good allies despite smugness of Londoners
France - Biggest assholes in the world and probably believe employment is a human right's violation
Canada - Inverse of the US in terms of social policy and economy but prime source of good boipucci
Germany - More of a 'postnational' country than Canada somehow but with productive and hardworking populace
Australia - A meme country where the US gets its more fucked up celebrities
Italy - The Alabama of Europe, good for a chuckle
Switzerland - Model country that takes care of itself in spite of demographics
Sweden - Overly feminized tundra wasteland that has lost everything but their moral superiority
Netherlands - Surprisingly carefree and down to earth country despite neighbors
>Belgium - non country
>Denmark and Norway - Not Sweden
WE
>Spain - cozy and scenic. One of the few western countries that is relatively untouched at the moment
Well, political correctness is strong in our country (not so strong as in USA). We haven't been redpilled about inmigration bcs most of our inmigrants are from South America and Morocco and we haven't suffer islamic terrorisim (some think 11M was a attack from our inteligence service)
USA - Dead, they just can't accept reality
Canada - America's little bro that became a faggot
Australia - Nothing is happening here
New Zealand - nobody gives a damn about them
France - R.I.P.
Germany - R.I.P., we'll always remember you, going to war with you was a honor
Spain - broken economy, friendly, but lazy people
Portugal - See Spain
Norway - the new money bills are ugly as fuck
Sweden - R.I.P. cucked like Germany even though these fags didn't participate in the world wars
Finland - long lost siblings
Italy - See Spain and Portugal
Greece - Fuck them, they are taking revenge on Germany through flooding the contint with shitskins. Atlantis 2.0 when?
Denmark - I'm surprised the Krauts've never tried to annex them
Netherlands - dude weed lmao
Ireland - accepted gay marriage through a referendum. Absolutely heretic
Ahh jaysus lads thats just the RTE faggots it'll never actually happen.
>obviously you're less domesticable than dogs
We're one of the most loved countries in the world in fact just last week the entire world was celebrating an irish holiday. So go get ur missus ready to be fucked by a pack of niggers
England - gods finest creation
Portugal - bffs
USA - are kid
Straya - you always want an aussie at your back in a ruck
NZ - good lads
Canada - oh Canada :(
ROTW - can fucking burn
USA - they fucked up the West in the 70s
Canada - politically correct delusional fools
Australia - basically americans in another continent, a bit more redneckish maybe
New Zealand - sheep?
France - currently on its way to become a caliphate, could fix the West if the muzzies become somewhat westernized here
Germany - most efficient european country, similar to France
Spain - calcio, unemployment,
Portugal - those distant cousins you see once every 5 years
Norway - blonde people, kinda irrelevant
Sweden - ALLAH ACKBAR
Finland - killers of commies, strange eyes, do not trust
Italy - partially lazy, but beatiful country
Greece - great past, poor economy
Denmark - efficient little shit
Netherlands - Soon to be caliphate
Ireland - catholic girls, religion, insular culture, alcohol
USA - obnoxious but very successful
Rest of Anglosphere: not as relevant as burgerland but okay
France - neat history but far too many muslims
Germany - brother country until they invaded us
Spain - also neat history but the amount of communists there is saddening
Portugal - mini-spain
Denmark - brother country, cucked the HRE with them once
Sweden - brother country, memes have gotten out of hand, also cucked the HRE
Finland - did extremely well for being basically a big frozen swamp for most of its history
Italy - very neat history but stop fishing up refugees pls
Greece - same as italy. rhodes was a bit disappointing
Netherlands - mini-germany
Ireland - they seem really angry at everyone around them
UK- based, probably the country we share most of our history with outside of denmark, sweden and iceland
Iceland - based colonial norwegians, probably the whitest country on earth
>We're one of the most loved countries in the world
Kek, no.
>the entire world was celebrating an irish holiday
Its just an excuse for people to get pissed and have a fight. Those traditional Irish values of alcoholism and getting the shit kicked out of you...
>Spain - brother
Lots of people complaining about medbros Greece and Italy fishing up refugees, but they only do it because damned Germans want them.
Don't blame Italy and Greece blame the EU government.
>Not denying celebrating paddy's day
Your culture is literally getting cucked by all the country's you invaded now it looks like the niggers are nearly finished fucking your wife which means its your turn to bend over Oliver
Jesus Christ the two of you shut the fuck up. Watch some Jordan Peterson or something.
mfw your countrie commies suck at starving people
Please stop drinking so much, it's barely the afternoon, learn to pace yourself. You are a terrible drunk, which is quite that achievement considering how much practice you have.
>niggers are nearly finished fucking your wife
My wife's irish...
USA: mostly great people, beautiful country, has a crime problem
Spain: wonderful landscape, great vacation destination
Sweden: onii chan please wake up, we miss the old you
Denmark: oldest and closest ally, friend and brother. Also great bacon
Ireland: not sure, but guinness tastes good
Please stop letting those niggers fuck yer missus so much, it's barely the afternoon, learn to pace her. Shes are a terrible skag bitch, which is quite that achievement considering how much practice she has.
Yeah much like the way ur "british" pajeet
>USA
Most annoying tourists in the world, even worse than Chinese
>Canada
All I know about your country is Trudeau, so yeah pretty negative opinion
>Australia
I met some guys that were vacationing here, they were awesome, seems like bro-tier country
>New Zealand
Lord of the Rings was good
>France
Beautiful country, I feel the saddest about losing you to the migrants
>Germany
All the Germans I've ever met were bro's, your government is shit though, stop trying to control Europe
>Spain
Spanish migrants are usually cool, great food
>Portugal
Idfk
>Norway
Idfk
>Sweden
Fucking annoying faggots who feel superior to everyone else, fuck off
>Finland
I went there once, it's kind of like going to the house of a guy whose parents were abusive and has faced trauma for most of his life, you just feel bad for him and understand why they are the way they are. Beautiful nature.
>Italy
Fucking scummy people, beautiful country and great food though
>Greece
Pay debts, best tourist location in the world IMO
>Denmark
Legoes?
>Netherlands
Not like we're that much more relevant than Denmark
>Ireland
BRO TIER
>guinness tastes good
alcohol is degeneracy
>Portugal - those distant cousins you see once every 5 years
We need to be closer.
We call Spain "Our brother" and Spain calls you their brothers.
Portugal doesn't like to be left out ;_;
W-what about Britain
To me you're also our brothers, Portubro.
Seriously man, she's from limerick originally. 2 years of wedded bliss followed by another 10 of fucking purgatory. It's why I hate the Irish so much...
your are poxy plastic paddy american arn't you
Greeks, tbqhwy, lad.
Oh yeah forgot about you
>Britain
The worst of the students that come to Amsterdam and be annoying cunts are always English, seriously you guys cause more shit than the migrants
Your food is horrible, country itself is aesthetically meh tier
Great language though, and best rival
I know jamal you really are british because you moved to britain with you parents when you were 15 and got your citezenship so that makes you as british as the queen herself
>Calais aid workers volunteering in the Jungle have been accused of having sex with migrants, some of whom are believed to be underage, according to a whistle blower.
Fucking pedosexuals strike again.
It's called Irish American, he is 1/32 Irish
USA - make best weapon
Germany - make best car, top tier manufacturing industry
Law abiding spirit and best citizenship
Russia - make second best weapon
Other west faggots - I don't give a shit.
ignore him, its obv an american troll, check its spelling, its a sad little roach
your are filthy nigger syrian brit arn't you
triggered plastic paddy, m8 you are pathetic
Are you implying you're a nigger?
Fuckin brits can't control their women
Thats right jamal stfu
Is it our drinking? I lived in the Netherlands for a year and I always felt like I was the most drunk. Binge drinking is big here, which is maybe why our tourists/students cause so much trouble abroad.
As British as a German
Ungrateful cunt. Next time you need to remove commie you can do it your fucking selves
England - Special Relationship, some of your expats living in America need to be gassed though
Ireland - literally no opinion, descendants of Irish tend to be annoying.
Spain - Neat history, looks like a nice place to tool around in for a while, but I would never want to live there. How do your people feel about Franco?
Portugal - Same as Spain, know very little about it, probably a nice place
Italy - One of the few countries I've actually visited, real nice place. The older people there tend to stare at foreigners.
France - One giant zoo at this point, or at least Paris is. I saw plenty of good in the countryside and smaller towns though, so it's not all bad.
Germany - Disliked it, German friends who lived near Cologne that I traveled with hate it too. Bavarian area was fine, had some incredible architecture like the Kolner Dom but turks were everywhere
Netherlands - Would be fine if there weren't so many "DUDE WEED" tourists.
Belgium - the "cute" country
Poland - I was traveling with a good friend who is an ethnic pole and dual citizen, or else I probably would have been killed by polish nationalist gangs. Okay country, liked the food.
Finland - too many horse archers
Sweden - yes
Norway - only visited for a day. depressing place to be
Greece - everyone there was hairy and gross, but fun
USA - Should deport all niggers and mexicans
France - Too arrogant
Germany - Country subjugated to a cuck government
Portugal - Friends and brothers
Italy - Friends and brothers
Greece - Distant cousin
Poland - Based but suffers from ex-communism
Hungary - Based but suffers from ex-communism
Ireland - Potatofriend and ally
UK - They're pretty ok. Please stop sending your worst tourists, they're subhumans.
Spain - We need a civil war to fix this god-forsaken shithole
>usa
My mother is American and go there often so i like them
>canada
have it too easy - causing them to become weak and complacent
>australia
seem alright
>new zealand
don't know much - the natives there seem like a problem
>france
i like having them as a country to compete with and measure ourselves against. On a personal level the french are generally rude and chavs.
>germany
cold, detached, arrogant but probably the peak of the white race
>spain
lazy, marxist by nature
>portugal
generally like - degenerate drug policy
>norway
best Scandinavian country
>sweden
whats wrong with them?
>finland
funny online but cold as the arctic irl
>italy
best food, great culture
>greece
based anti-semites
>denmark
2nd best scando country
>netherlands
Great people, great country
>ireland
shit-tier. women are ok but the men belong in a zoo
Sorry mate, when we Brits travel abroad and drink, our urge to conquer the land comes out, genetic behaviour from our old empire days.
Let's have a look at countries with an Atlantic coastline
>Britain
Biggest empire in history
>France
Major imperial power
>Holland
Major imperial power
>Spain
Major imperial power
>Portugal
Major imperial power
>Ireland
........
Are the Irish even white?
Definately that, those cunts are always drunk and starting shit. Don't think I hate you bongs though, in my opinion all western countries are bros.
Kek'd.
And i hope you anglo remove IS and Paki.
>Sweden - never really achieved much
youre fucking autistic
Ireland never had an empire because you guys had them until 1921.
USA - our greatest ally, world power but sometimes dangerous
Canada - cuckland
Australia - good guys but too much abos and chinks
UK - our best enemy, they need to remove pakis though
NZ - silent people but they seem cool
Germany - Europe-hating niggers, must be destroyed to preserve our future
Spain - one of our neighbors, good for tourists
Portugal - quiet people, don't know them much
Norway - quiet country but would definitely live there
Sweden - cucked beyond hope
Finland - based Soviet removers
Italy - great history, great culture, great people
Greece - great history but not so great people
Denmark - like Norway
NL - seems like a based country
Ireland - don't really care
Israel - happy merchant tier (I guess I can consider it as a western country)
USA - Headed on a good path, although in past years we haven't been so lucky
Canada - miss me with that gay shit
Australia - seems alright, minus the abos
New Zealand - I honestly have no idea what's going on down there, they could be building nukes for all I know
France - cucked by """""refugees"""""
Germany - just like france, except 300x worse
Spain - what are they doing even existing anymore?
Portugal - spain but worse
Norway - kinda cucked
Sweden - cucked worse than germany, france, and norway combined
Finland - pic related is ms helsinki, 'nuff said
Italy - good for their calzones and not much else
Greece - ugly women, uglier economy
Denmark - cucked like the rest of scandinavia
Netherlands - France and germany's retarded lovechild
Ireland - I'd say we're on good terms because at least half of our population is probably descended from people trying to escape how shitty ireland was 200 years ago
>those cunts are always drunk and starting shit.
Can confirm.
But I think it's mostly because Amsterdam is very close for Brits (just a short cheap flight).
So they tend to come here for a weekend of just drinking rather than also visiting museums and stuff most other tourists do.
Fuck off arnas and oleg
i dont know why but there has been an Amsterdam craze over here. EVERY cunt at my school is either going or has gone recently.
Uunited States of America - 56% white
Canada - 37% white
England - 45% white
Ireland - 63% white
Spain - 20% white
Portugal - 19% white
Italy - 25% white
France - 10% white
Germany - 15% white
Netherlands - 14% white
Belgium - 19% white
Finland - 58% white
Sweden - 1% white
Norway - 47% white
Poland - 100% white
Ukraine - their girls are on a fuck-frenzy in Poland
Turkey, Tunisia, Egypt, Saudi Arabia - FUCKING COCKROACHES IMPALE ON A LANCE
Spain but better
Why aren't you building my house?
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Everyone seems to have been Amsterdam here just to get stoned and drunk.
>poorland
>polish 100% white
I see you accidentally put "1"and "0" in your estimate.
So I'll fix it for you
Poland 0% white.
Pro tip you are our bog cleaners because you aren't white and thus can't achieve anything more.
Tell your mum that we are needing a maid to take care of my grandma.
We pay 600 euros, I think she will be happy.
h3h3
Look at those nigger third world shitholes getting so angry.
>he thinks slavs are white
more transparent if anything
Methinks the poo is just a tiny bit on edge now he knows his bennies from the EU are coming to an end.
How many of those countries have you been to or spent an extended amount of time in.
England - paranoid, jew controlled, paedophile obsessed, dying prison isle, where its own culture was declared illegal while promoting every other barbaric 'culture' of the disgusting immigrants that flood in constantly.
Spain might not be the richest, but culture and traditions are strong here.
>usa
materialistic, soulless and annoying
>canada
same as usa, except they're also really cringy
>australia
i don't know, i like their attitudes though
>nz
?
>france
annoy others on purpose, shit attitudes, always rather give up than try
>germany
a disgrace
>spain
communists, never have had a positive encounter with a spaniard
>portugal
dont know much about them but they seem like decent people
>norway
most superficial people after swedes, other than that they are alright
>sweden
self-righteous, superficial, pretentious, rude and delusional
>finland
nice people outside most of helsinki
>italy
loud as fuck, cool culture, dishonest
>greece
pieces of shit
>denmark
i think they are pretty nationalistic but they seem like the biggest wannabes
>netherlands
mixed feelings, at times based, at other times cucks
>ireland
cucked by the eu and they love it
>belgium
lol
>switzerland
lots of freedom
>austria
slightly less shitty germany
Been to half of them.
You're just butthurt like all Spaniards.
Why do you hate everyone?
That's rich coming from France, lol.
>Norway - a slighlty better version of sweden
>Sweden - a slighlty better version of somalia
oh man