At 4:45 a.m., some 1.5 million German troops invade Poland all along its 1,750-mile border with German-controlled territory. Simultaneously, the German Luftwaffe bombed Polish airfields, and German warships and U-boats attacked Polish naval forces in the Baltic Sea.
>this could be big It'll blow over in a week at most
It isn't happening Nothing ever happens
Wyatt Price
They'll never make it to Warsaw!
Andrew Scott
Germany, you must remove all troops from Poland before 11 o'clock.
William Gonzalez
>some random-ass reporter talking about troop movements
where are the proofs?
Ryan Ramirez
Remove slav
Adrian Myers
Haha good luck our loyal allies Britain and France will come to our aid immidiately
John Lopez
Hang in there Poland, it'll be okay. I'm sure you can fight them off because your military isn't busy with any other wars right now.
Let's just be grateful the soviets aren't giving you a hard time.
Joshua Bennett
We'll be there in a few years. Do try to hold out lads
Easton Gonzalez
I predict it wont end well for the Germans but keep going there are 6 million people just queuing up to go holiday camping.
Michael Stewart
you should have given the germans danzig desu
Hunter Sullivan
The others of the visegrad 4 would. Probably help you Tho hang in there And keep removing kebabs And sandniggers
Bentley Morris
lol, Germany can't go through the maginot li-
Bentley Foster
Hey Poland why are you mass murdering all those German civilians?
Chase Wood
Tojo pls go
Logan Edwards
but they can go through ardennes forest
Daniel Gomez
Don't worry, our Maginot line is virtually impregnable
Xavier Ramirez
We'll stay out of this one
Gavin Murphy
May 9th
Why is nothing happening, we're at war?
Colton Carter
Actually, they didn't
Ryder Anderson
Im Prime Minister William Lyon MacKenzie King with 2 dogs, and I just got off an old timey phone about the news, HOLY SHIT BRO !!!
Owen Hill
>guys I swear it's this time fuck off op is a fag
Jonathan Gonzalez
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D GO AROUND IT, EH MATE?
Bentley Murphy
American. Man, I wish my president would keep his socialist nose out of Europe. We have enough people starving over here we don't need to get into another big war. Man I love my president but he's getting to be too much.
Austin Jones
Damn they went early. Probably faced little resistance because all the poles would still be hung over.
Nicholas Richardson
WTF GUYS A SPITFIRE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IS IT HAPPENING??
Josiah Evans
Guys, argie user here. i can see a german battleship across the river. WTF is happening
Eli Nguyen
I can see the brits moving down river plate
Juan Edwards
I'm not going to die for Poland. Fuck this degenerate country full of sluts and alcoholics. If Germany wants it i will let them take it.
Austin Nguyen
Oh was that today? I knew i forgot something when i went out to renew my sugar licence
Ayden Harris
It wasn't even polish
Easton Parker
Good. We should start thinking about how we can solve the Jewish problem the most efficiently. I propose that we built extermination camps in the newly conquered territory. Zyklon B should only be used for Auschwitz, the main hub. Treblinka, Belcek and Sobibor should use carbon monoxide as it is cheap and efficient at the same time. Adolf Eichmann appears to be the best fitting person for this job.
Julian Kelly
Pics or didn't happen
Juan Perez
Like you have a choice.
James Cook
check'd
Carter Perry
Of course the British and the French keep their Allied commitments and open second front in west.
Oliver Brown
Please think about the children. Don't forget the masturbation roller coasters.
Charles Miller
Don't worry, unless you're a jew there's nothing to worry about. Don't even think about an own state though.
Brayden Perry
Time to partition of Germany and make some cleaning.
Ryan Evans
OH COME ON BRO, I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME TO BE READY
Julian Sullivan
FAKE AND GAY REPORT AND SAGE
Jason Jenkins
Sudetenland is German clay. Your people can live in peace within our borders but you have to accept that you're second class citizens. There also has to be found a solution for the slavs among you.
this wouldn't have happened had poland not attacked that radar station
Samuel Harris
git rekt russia gonna come for you
Jaxson Powell
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Hudson Reed
Poles are at fault.
Matthew Brooks
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Easton Harris
anything going on your side of the river, heard the graf see was over there
Christopher Johnson
Who wants a free train ride?
Austin Myers
Stfu turk
Brody Long
Like this is important, with the powers of France, Spain, Russia, America and the British Empire how can Germany hope to defeat us. This will all over over in a few weeks, unless some of those nations screw the others over.
David Perry
>spain
John Stewart
W-why wouldn't spain help their long standing ally the French? It's not like they'd stab them in the back right?
Josiah Taylor
>tfw live in banderist territory
Xavier Ramirez
How many jewish people live in Poland anyways? They need to evacuate and to be taken to a safer place ahead of other foreign nationals, we wouldn't want them to end up as casualties in the battlefield. It could even serve as an opportunity to kill two rabbis with one stone, by returning the jew refugees once and for all the promised land that the evil babylonians and romans have denied them.
Ryder Bell
the war didnt start over danzig it also didnt start over muh broomberg massacres
Benjamin Ward
>those panzer iis
ROFL.
england and france's equipment is far superior and will wipe the floor with those krauts if they have to
Jeremiah Russell
heh, another stupid european squabble, time to get /comfy/ and enjoy our pure neutrality act! no way america would want to get into ANOTHER world war for no reason
Gavin Brooks
Good for Germany, I always felt they got screwed over after the war. I just hope Germany and their allies respect American lands and don't try any kind of surprise attack on one of our naval bases. Just don't get us involved is all I'm saying, and God speed!
Cameron Barnes
hi america, can i ask you a question? where do you keep your warships in the Pacific? im asking for a friend
Joshua Harris
Fine, but you're keeping track of the Japanese-"Americans" coming in and out of the country, right?
Sebastian Edwards
Don't get us involved, you'd have to do something absolutely crazy to drug me into this
Benjamin Nguyen
what are you talking about? i have a friend who really like to photographing warships, i just wanted to tell him a good place to go
Joseph Kelly
This chap will lead us to victory, Germans better watch out.
Henry Johnson
>removes portrait of Hitler from his desj >Deploy all 2 of our destroyers >KRIEGSMARINE BTFO amirite lads
Jason James
Lol who wants meat :D??
Lincoln Scott
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Andrew Myers
Wow nazis are disguising now with other flags watch out guys!
Ayden Long
Don't care, fuck off. Not any business of America's. We're still recovering from the Great Depression, we don't have time for your shitty politics in Europe.
As a side note, who wants to set some crosses on fire on black and Irish lawns?
Ayden Gonzalez
We have just liberated Belsen. It looks like the Germans had a truly diabolical scheme to wipe out all of the Jews in that camp by deviously destroying their own infrastructure for some reason and allowing outbreaks of Typhus to spread over the camps devastating inmates without mercy. Those bloody Krauts make me sick.
Brandon Ross
>mfw poland is using cavalry against german panzers step it up lads
Logan Sullivan
>watching a major international conflict from safety of my neutral nation Feels comfy.
Ryder Brooks
I bet this whole scenario ends up with the US electing a billionaire philanthropist and absolute legend.