Brit/pol/ - UKUP Edition

>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hOMvs_1UFCk

>Thread Speech
youtube.com/watch?v=ix_7p1qczXs

>Islamist Recruiters on the Streets of London
youtube.com/watch?v=nBS6vg4NX78

>Man plows into crowd, jumps out with knives. Not a terror attack says garbled Met
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349694/Four-pedestrians-left-injured-man-drives-them.html
archive.is/JeDu0

>Man goes on 72 hour crack binge, plows into pedestrians, acted alone. A terror attack of unprecedented proportions, candlelit vigil
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/600062/London-attack-Khalid-Masood-crack-cocaine-party-animal-prostitutes
archive.is/ZvEDW

>Amber Rudd claims Whatsapp encrypted messaging is a terrorist hotbed and must be stopped (even though Vault 7 showed us that GCHQ can back-door your own back-door)
theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/26/intelligence-services-access-whatsapp-amber-rudd-westminster-attack-encrypted-messaging
archive.is/HaXjr [yes it says Haxr]

>Theresa May: Terror and Hate Speech are joined, blames social media
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-socialmedia-idUKKBN16V1Q3
archive.is/SWXvq

>Boris: Google, FB and Twitter's LACK of censorship is "disgusting"
itv.com/news/2017-03-26/boris-johnson-criticises-disgusting-failure-by-online-companies-to-tackle-extremist-material/
archive.is/JghkP

>UKIP finished? Carswell: Job done, Farage: Not over
talkcarswell.com/home/job-done--thank-ukip/3237
archive.is/b1AMg

>Hundreds of Brexit Negotiation Jobs ‘Still Not Filled’ Just Days Before Article 50 Triggered
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/26/hundreds-brexit-negotiation-jobs-still-not-filled-just-days-article-50-triggered/
archive.is/OtAoi

>March in London against Brexit [achieves nothing]
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-march-idUKKBN16W0J5
archive.is/d6UNE

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>tfw no 40 year old milf with huge tits to titfuck
J U S T

>no /brit/pol thread for over 10 minutes

almost had a panic attack

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Daily reminder to bully germans into paying denbts

>This Paxman documentary about RIvers on Channel 4

Not one of those cunts I wouldn't happily slap round the chops, dickheads the lot of 'em (even Davis)

>that feel

Reminder that there's a special QT on tomorrow.

Really? I like David Davis.

god i hope NATO breaks up

why'd you delete your post
also
>1600 x 900
using a t420?

Nah he's shit. Muh Global Britain paki paradise, fuck off geriatric bag o' shite.

my friends are all snakes
fucking sick of being the clown

>posting that on Mothers day

Fucked up the time on the original, but nah used the original image from their twitter and edited it to reflect that it's extended (theirs just uses a start time).

>ywn have sex before Britain leaves the European Union

Aaaah fuck nigga.

th UTTER STATE of you lot

they don't sound like friends at all m8

What do we do about the absolute state of British women (3D)?

>Britain will never leave the European Union

Going to the shops lads, want anything?

how will Brit/pol/ ever recover?

>HAND OVER THE HOMUNCULUS

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Is grooming illegal by definition

This new Top Gear is absolute shit

Mother's Day is a bastardised version of Mothering Sunday, secularised and commercialised by card companies

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Maybe they aren't. I don't have friends then. great.

no one gives a fuck
fuck off to brit/feel/

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Brit/feel/ hours begin at 1am

don't worry, friends often come and go and are interchangeable.

leave it out

I have bad news.

I have Bogdabots. Doctors say there is little they can do.

I already am beginning to exhibit Bogface. They say that i will cease to exist in three dimensions soon.

Anyone here suffering from this terrible affliction? I dont want to be Igor abd Grichka's Bogdabitch.

curly wurly and some space raiders

No fuck off

I made a pepe for you guys

Congrats on leaving soon:)

>tfw one of my few mates literally IS a snake

wIcked
wIcked
Junglist massive

pretty good desu

>triggered50
nice one lad

>Bumblebee
cute name for a snek

>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/restaurant-owner-fed-police-emergency-workers-free-troia-ibrahim-dogus-a7650031.html

Would you accuse all Muslims of being charitable because of this one lad?

faggot

Can someone give me a quick rundown on homonculi?

>lefty humour

That's what annoys me about the lefty cunts i know
>muslim commits terrorist attack
>reee it's nothing to do with islam just a random isolated instance

>one muslim does one nice nice thing
>see guys there's literally nothing wrong with islam all muslims are like this

>Islamist rent-boy
Griffin's a cunt but this is gold

>Being Wonga in

this really messes with the racist dinosaur analogy

I don't get it

That's what annoys me about the righty cunts I know
>muslim does nice thing
>reeee they're faking it taqiya reeee

>one muslim commits terrorist attack
>see guys they're all literally evil and want to kill us

I'm sure this will trigger and confuse a lot of champagne socialists.

What you lads listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=3ITvi0rXKW8
I know it's cheese-tastic shite but that's why I like it.

>Stop eating meat

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the last isis album i haven't listened to, it's good. obviously not up the standards of panopticon and oceanic mind you

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>this is our enemy
>THIS

fuck lads, I'm scared now

Maybe we should just stop with Brexit

Incredible

Yassss slay

Bostonian plastic paddies are absolute cancer.

>Prison system full of radical muslims
>Chronic rape pandemic all over europe
>Music and art is supposed to be banned according to Islam
>Death penalty for leaving Islam in half the muslim countries
>Child marriage
>Chronic Inbreeding
>Muslim countries despise each other, total hornets nest of stupidity and insanity
>Fucking Theocracies

Guys this is all cancelled out because some guy, whos family abandoned their home nation because THEY believe it's complete shit, did something generous.

I hate music.
>wenn ich 'kultur' hore, entsichere meine browning

>Hurrr, we are the Irish Americans and to help our motherland out we will attempt to economically screw its largest trading partner, source of investment and cultural ally.

Fuck yanks I'll take Brit tourists over yank tourists tyvm. Annoying cunts coming over here thinking we should see them as kin.

I want Troubles 2 Electric Boogaloo to start so the Islamists and Republicans compete each month for highest killstreaks. We can finally have our beautiful Children of Men dystopia, apart from the infertility thing

Thank God for Tommy

IRA will absolutely destroy their pathetic score and kill financiers to boot.

No I'd say all that cancels out because literally most Muslims in this country aren't rapists/terrorists/child marrying murderers. Yes, there's TOO MANY, and I agree there is a problem with Islam, but I'm not a retarded larper you daft cunt.

Please, everybody, think rationally and reasonably, whether you're Sup Forumsish or a leftist cuck who doesn't think there's anything wrong with Islam

How though?

youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

>Annoying cunts coming over here thinking we should see them as kin.

But their great-great-great-great grandfather's next door neighbours cousin once knew a man from Donegal. That makes you basically brothers!

I only like tendies and shitposting. And peas.

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Fuck reddirt

UNTIL EVERY LAST BIT OF GREEN IS GRAY WE HAVE SPACE FOR MORE COUNCIL ESTATES FOR JAMAL AND MO

>tfw a friend of mine complained that he couldn't live in his uni town because it's so white

FUNNY! Tommy Robinson asks anti-Brexit marchers easy questions
youtube.com/watch?v=7VsZBLBgphU

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>tfw Brexiters know more about the EU than the remoaners.
I guarantee less than 1 in 1000 pro eu voters could name:
the 3 leaders of the EU
the 4 freedoms
the 7 institutions of the EU.
Yet I can and I'm anti EU. Fucking morons the lot of them

It hurts, anglobros.

There were only a few thousand people killed in the entirity of the troubles, all bombs were called in before hand so the area could be evacuated and the Loyalists paramilitaries killed more civilians than the Republican ones did.
I'd like to see a hate of Islam Unify Protestant and Catholic Irish in the north, it'd be great, they both have plenty of practice displacing and killing people the whole shitskin population could probably be displaced in a decade.

Where's this?

You've no idea how close to true this is, fuck me can we close the border with the USA and reciprocate right to live and work with you fucks?
At least ye know how to make tea and don't get offended at every opportunity.

There was never supposed to be this many beta males living
Wars and diseases always got rid of the excess men
There were never enough women for every man
How ironic that now men survive but they want to die
That feel when...

Not gonna lie, after all this time this is the first post I've ever seen you make about politics.

evening lads

Goog old Lordi.

Is there anything the Finns can't do? Bossing Eurovision with fucking Halloween metal, preposterous.

A girl i barely know let me touch her feet the other day at work.

>tfw wanting to be dead and viewing your own life as worthless is not being edgy or self-absorbed, it is the truth, and the natural order of things

marry her if she isn't ugly or dumb

I do talk about politics here, its just its been quiet recently and I don't like getting involved in long boring discussions about political ideology, theory or philosophy that are pointless. Any thing you would like to discuss?

Why? I barely know her

Bigots BTFO

the arm links stop when it reaches the first white person

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4350946/Muslim-women-stand-solidarity-London-terror-victims.html

>Muslim women dressed in headscarves stand hand-in-hand on Westminster Bridge in solidarity for the victims of London terror attack

>A group of women, who said they were wearing blue as a symbol of hope, stood holding hands for five minutes on Westminster Bridge as Big Ben chimed 4pm.

>People from a range of backgrounds joined the event, organised by Women's March On London.

Daily reminder that Genesis of the Daleks cannot be topped

Line of Duty Series 4!!!!!1111

You can have 1 Paki let in to your country or 5 Romanians.

What do you chose?

>Posting a pic of Sam Harris, who hates Islam
>larper - Implying I questioned your sincerity instead of making an argument
>You probably are larping tho
>cus you said that is all cancelled out, if that is your genuine opinion you are improbably stupid