WHY ARE NORMIE MEMES THIS BAD. SAD

WHY ARE NORMIE MEMES THIS BAD. SAD
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Fun fact: That Asian women (Nikita dragun) is transgender.

I don't get it?

Is he making sure they don't look at his bf or what?

bump

jesus fucking chirst

delete this right fucking now

all of these fit to me I bet (not sure about back slouch, but considering everything else fits I bet that fits as well goddammit)

How do I fix myself

well they fucking got me

>have sex
>wake up next morning
>back magically shoots straight
>start to "autowalk" (whatever the fuck that is)
>look parellel
>alpha stare everyone down
>head craned backward
>hair doesn't give a fuck about wind anymore
>walk too slow
>start wearing pink jeans with green shirts
>only wear white coats
>secure as fuck about my walk
>short strides
Seems pretty fucking legit.

Some things there apply to almost anyone. Most men wear neutral colored clothes and have dark coats, for instance.

To be fair, slow walkers are the worst people ever. Also I don't wear running shoes unless I'm running.

I am 26 years old and wear t shirts with graphics on them. My favorite bands/movies/video games. Am I exempt from this?

And this is why people shoot up schools

I think those are just symptoms of autism. I do all those things and I rubbed my dingus against a few bajingos in my day. SJWs are freaks, and they dig the 'tism jizm, for some weird reason. Don't you fucking look at me!

gotta be honest. sometimes I overthink walking and it feels awkward. Like I'm going to fall forward or something. Seems to happen if I don't go out for a few weeks.

oh shit they got me SHUT IT DOWN!

>26 years old and wear t shirts with graphics on them. My favorite bands/movies/video games.
>graphics on them
>bands/movies/video games

Learn how to dress yourself, manchild.

ever read fortune cookies? Yea its kind of like that. So vague that anyone can think it fits themselves perfectly.

I used to look like this.

>How do I fix myself

jus b urself

By which I mean completely unfuck your shit. Exercise regularly, eat better, learn a few things about fashion, get a haircut that suits you..

Manifest the appearance of a confident person and you'll generate the confidence to suit that person.

People are incredibly shallow. If you can look like you have your shit together people will completely change how they treat you and that is the feedback loop that helps you.

I remember those days. Now I stumble around , making quick jerky motions and head nodding at people who look me in the eyes. drugs solve all problem.

FUCKING DELET
ALL OF THESE FIT ME

Yeah what he said. Or if thats to much work , lower standards , find a niche , excel at niche (white trash , druggie , spiritualist , religious ect) then exploit niche to get poon tang. Can verify this works in said categories.

>Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact
Joke's on them, I actually do quite the opposite, if I catch someone looking at me I look right into his eyeballs until he/she stops looking, especially if it's a gurl
also
>long strides
wtf, how is that an issue?

There's a lot of truth to the meme though. It's not the "virgin walk" it's the autism/sperg walk, and most spergs are virgins so it's true.

long strides are the enemy of the manlet. Men who are busy , but not in a hurry , are alpha as fuk. Snowflakes meander about pointlessly .

Lol no.

Wearing stuff with no shit (e.g. graphs, logos, etc.) on it is actually the norm. Look around you next time you go shopping. Having a minimally decent sense of fashion is a signal you can follow social cues, i.e. you are not an autist.

Lolol underrated

Topkekā„¢

fashion is gay. I wear gym clothes everywhere and I would wipe the floor with you. Don't act like pieces of cloth make you a man. You still have a tiny cock, faggot

People who do long strides often look silly, like they are jumping while they walk because their stride is so long they actually become way shorter when their legs are extended.

yes

>struggles to find comfortable hand form
every damn time

...

That's fucking pathetic.

>This all me

This is all me*

If you do all that and are a virgin, then yes it would be 100% accurate.
If you do all that and aren't a virgin, then you just have a weird walk but be happy you at least got laid.

>tfw if it wasnt for the internet you'd never have known so many things that are common knowledge

Am I autistic?

I shop for clothes like once a year and I still don't look like an autist. Just pay attention to what you see other people wearing and pick similar stuff to what you like, if you don't want to waste too much time. This is something that all women and most men do and it shows the world you are not an autist.

>gets called out for looking like shit
>proceeds to spill spaghetti and trying to start a fight online

Yeah you sure showed him buddy. If only you could punch everyone who thinks you dress like a retard the problem would go away.

So.. that is me. Nothing wrong about that description.

Am I broken? How do I fix myself?

>be Sven
>make fun of gym clothes because I don't lift
>Ahmed proceeds to fuck my wife
>do nothing

lad correcting yourself in the next post just makes it worse

It's the ubermensch walk.

its most men.

>be a normie sheep

but why?

Stop watching porn and stop fapping. It will take 90 days to make any real difference.

Slow walkers should gas themselves.

1. Not everyone dresses the same.
2. Not dressing like a retard benefits you both economically and socially.
3. Stop being a degenerate NEET and do something with your life.

I'm doing nofap for a while and I still walk like that

>tfw that's a man

Stay strong brother.

Try again sweetie.

Someone fucking draw that shit

It's not that you walk a certain way because you're a virgin. You're a virgin because you lack confidence (amongst other things) which manifests in how you carry yourself.

Yes being a virgin is something to sneer at when you are on the left. degenerates.

Without fapping and my vices I am simply depressed.

You have an answer for that?

> are you a boi or a grill?

>Just look at what everyone else is wearing and do what they do
>everyone doesn't dress the same
>you're just a NEET if you disagree with me

but muh fashion means i got cultures. fuck off homo. You giving this much attention to what other men wear is the truly degenerate behavior.

>hair seems to overreact to wind
my hair does this, what does this have to do with being a virgin, what please explain

You know what's worse than slow walkers?
slow walkers that become 100m runners just to cut you in line when they see you beginning to approach the cash register

some of them are pretty redpilled

i'm excited about gen z

Why do normies virgin-shame so much?

...

>vague

This is the polar opposite of vague, it hits autists to a T

No sweetie

post more of him

This is a troll.
>hair seems to overreact to wind
you should have spotted it here.

>Load 42 more images
I really tried to look at all of those. I guess this is what having a facebook is like?

these are really shitty

>implying normies are smart enough to troll

what does it mean??

because a virgin male older than 16 is literally worthless scum. it shows you're a failure as a human being.

>Implying long strides aren't a symbol of confidence
>Being a slow walker

God damn it this describes me. Now I am more insecure about my walk.
Thanks OP you faggot

They arent. This is an autist trolling other autists.

It means nothing. Some people have thinner hair or hair just long enough to easily catch the wind. The difference in individual hair mass between straight hair people doesnt differentiate enough between people to have this be a thing.

>there are people actually getting defensive about this picture

>implying this is controversial and not just common knowledge regarding ASD

Because they are hypocritical, oversexed degenerates who are projecting their personal shame onto chaste and virtuous people.

Maybe having Dutch blood isn't all that bad

Bumping this political thread.

>This isn't even my final form!

Where do you focus your eyes when walking? I either look down or look straight ahead and try not to look at the people I pass by

I have straight thin hair and I'm really self conscious when it gets windy. Also my hair never looks good, either sticks straight out, or looks matted down when it gets long enough, and buzzcuts make my head look weird. Also only 5'8" so it doesn't matter anyways

I used to walk like that now I roll from place to place giving people stares of death and I shaved my head too

>defensive
Its a troll dude. Do practicing doctors use "hair waving in wind" as a legitimate diagnosis for autism disorder. Get out of here.

>long strides
Made by buttmad manlet, no doubt.

i do the same but sometimes i look up to change things around

Look at all the bad entertainment, bad tv series and programs on tv, that's what the average young person is consuming.

Note: Same people will think you are a stupid nazi/racist/bigot

That's how white people walk. It is this fucking Marxist bullshit where they shame white men for everything. They want us to walk like niggers or fags. Fuck you. I'll walk like a white man.

Look forward, back straight, shoulders back. If you see someone you recognize say hi, or nod at them or whatever.

You can tag their username in the photo but she doesn't want girls miring

this fucking applies to everyone who lives in a large city like new york

>hair seems to overreact to wind

This is why I hate outside.

The slightest gust of wind and my hair is FUCKED.

My sister is a hairdresser and said my hair has 'no direction', whatever that means, so it's impossible to cut properly.

Well, do something about it. What do you want me to say.

Read interesting books and find activities to replace those vices

>neutral clothing is bad

please

>hair seems to overreact to wind

how do i prevent this?

>Look forward, back straight, shoulders back

It looks totally autistic if you aren't /fit/

How is this one normie?

>Needs to walk past someone walking slightly slower

Why the fuck would i slow my pace for a stranger infront of me?

if im a 5'5 manlet should i just become a trap like this dude? I dont want to be a virgin anymore

Wear bright pink jackets therefore everyone thinks you are a fag and definitely have had lots of degenerate butt sex

that's right, goyim. get self-conscious.