RISK USA EDITION

RISK THREAD

Balkanized USA edition

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Blue
Swedmalia
Detroit area

>bluegrass confederacy
>Cowley County, Winfield KS, south eastern Kansas
>dark

The Skelegates
Texas
Red

>Hannah Montana Empire
>Hot Pink
>Northwest Montana

I'm at work on a slow day so I'm seeing this game to the end

Vermont State
Brown
Bern Victims

B

A

M

P

F

>cuckservatives
>Arizona
>any color

Would the name "Bernouts" be ok?

Sure

K I'm starting

YEAR 1

Fill Texas
Also, what's the thread theme?

Bernouts will redistribute the wealth of the surrounding states, filling in it's own state first.

Go into Washington.

Roll for expansion

post apocalyptic wasteland I guess

Fills Michigan

OP, what is the maximum amount of Uncontrolled states you can be in?

>Dark red
>California
>American Communist Revolution

No limit but you can invade a max of three states at a time per turn

okay, So I'm good.

There can only be one, we will redistribute so much money into our, I mean, the peoples pockets than you can ever hope to match.

You aren't real communism/Socialism or whatever you say you are.

Miami
Teal
Cuban Revolutionaries

Gays, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, Blacks, Women and white nu-males have risen in California againts white cis christian men
and our cause will be victorious

Its smarter for you to be our ally in the Red Revolution than an enemy my comrade. Our class and identity struggle is the same

Bluegrass Confederates going to roll?

Don't wait for snoozers. You snooze, you lose.

Minnesota
Canadian Army
any color

Not real revolution.

You also forgot to mention transexuals, pansexuals, pedosexuals, protosexuals, rabidsexuals, tendrils and pygmy people.

Frankly because of that im disgusted with your cause to discredit the real revolution. You are probably a Russian agent.

Expand to eastern Kansas, Kamsas City, Lawrence Kansas area pls

Can I call you the Cucknadian Caliphate?

Also I'm moving to my computer so I'll time stamp to show you it's still me

Nice, more fellow communists
We must consider being allies in this fight againts American capitalists/imperialists/fascists and white cis christian men. We will make America socialist and enslave white men like they enslaved our friends, blacks. They will be our servants

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE

You're confederacy right? update name plz

lol, yeah

YEAR 2

Alliance accepted, mi amigo.
Fill more florida

Expands South into Ohio

Expand into California

Fill Washington.

Expand along the border

Expand the revolution in California comrade

Wyoming
Gold
Wyoming

Confederate States of America
Grey
Central Alabama

Keep filling Texas

Fugg :D So close to quints. No palis either :/

You did get a pali.
Do palis count though?

I also got them but I think they dont count

Expand north and east to eastern Kansas border

>The first year was a fun get together
>year 2 saw the true founding of the Bluegrass Confederacy
>the Banjo players dominate the government
>"hemp" fields are being planted

Palis don't count

>youtu.be/4Kx4LOu_xK0

YEAR 3

Continue expansion

Oh snap, well orders are the same

Ok I will grant you this roll but keep up next time

Confederate States of America
Expansion in Alabama

Invade ACR

Capture Washington

Fill Texas

Defend
and attack back if I can

Holy fuck

also change your name plz

Expand

Spill into Montana.

Head up florida

Dont talk down to me like that, I have a thyroid condition and it makes life hard. Imagine how silly you would feel if I had no legs or if I was a Person of Colour?

Words hurt, even if the action is a great one.

Continue expanding on the border (don't go into Montana)

and can you specify your position on people rolling palindromes and straights are those worth anything?

Can you add me in North Carolina?
The True Confederacy
Yellow.

Ok ok sorry I forgot to check my white male privilege. I will let my girlfriend fuck a muslim refugee as compensation for my horrible microaggression.

CALIFORNIA WILL BE OURS YOU WHITE FASCISTS

Palis are ignored in this game. Straights are considered d*bs

You dont "let" your partner do anything, your partner does as he/she pleases. Your job is to let them do as they please and be there to pick up the pieces.

(there is no winning with these people)

Sorry just my white privilege acting up again. I should know better that your feelings dictate reality

now go south of border and annex Bartlesville pls

YEAR 4

Fill Texas.

Fill Montana!

fill florida

Confederate States of America
Continue to fill Alabama

Expand upwards

Retake Tulare and Inyo counties then fuck gommie boipucci

Spills go to Georgia

PUSH THE KEKERVATIVES MY COMRADES

CELEBRATE OUR VICOTRY IN CALIFORNIA

updated

please reply to for rolls

Got to go, first one to reply gets all of Swedmalia's Territory

Take over Minnesota and North Dakota

Thx

Continue filling North Carolina please.

Damn...

I'm counting this as trips

Move leftovers into Tennessee plz.

Tucson Mayor is a pedo
Utah
Any color

That's not even a pali, man.

this also counts as trips

Thank you senpai. May you find bountiful boipucci and leukwarm conservative politics wherever you travel!

>not 811414118

w-wut? i can't even... are you giving away free trips to spice up the game or something?

Wtf
why?