Why do americans look old as fuck?

why do americans look fucking old?

you guys start balding in high school, what the fuck.

and how the hell do you have girls who got huge tits at age 14.

wtf

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time.com/3840073/gmo-food-charts/
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I fucking remember this game, was lit as fuck

same lol

It's all of the shit in their food.

Usually boys stop growing at 21, but it seems that in America every 15 year olds is 6'0+ and has stopped growing

crazy

Growth hormones in our animal products.

I unironically keked at the great quality of this thread

10/10

Started taking testosterone blockers so I can keep looking young. Fuck looking like an old bald hairy guy.

Because we dont starve to death at the age of 25.

This is right. There's so much shit in our food. Americans always vote against knowing if something is GMO and some don't even want to know the country of origin of our meat.

I'm 22 and I look 16 even though I lift and should theoretically have testosterone-based aging.

Maybe it's because I never ate school lunches

you can probably find such people anyway, but it's not the norm

Shit, I'm 40 and need a haircut.
I try to be careful what I eat and drink mostly, shit's full o' stuff that disrupts hormones. Avoid soy, other estrogen mimic.

It's all the crap they allow to be put in their food. Much of the shit on US markets isn't even allowed to be sold in EU.

lol I remember this game


Shit was s4v4g3 af

Lol shit you beat me to it

My hands are all cracked and withered because they only feed us poison here.

fuck yeah dog

Because living in America is fucking hard. We know more than you could ever imagine.

Most American boys do not go bald in high school, it is very very rare. As for the little girls with big titties, I think they put HGH in the milk or something idk.

>me
>36
>6'2" - 192 lbs
>full head of hair
>/fit/
>divorced with one kid but presently dating 2 chicks each 8/10 and 9.1/10
>will marry neither but both are trying to "convince me" to do so... KKKKEEEEKKKK!

need to get a third and then let all 3 fight it out.

Also... fuck ALEX JONES with his
>Alefantis is ALL GOOD DINDU NUFFIN!!!

hahahahahaha!!!

Fuck em

Chemicals in the water supply.
The people in power don't want us living very much past 65

>be 18
>never had problems with hair
>every time I pull back my hair I see tuny snippets of hair at the front

w-what does this mean

tiny*

>pic of shitty flash game
what are you intending

everything from food to water is poisoned

>tfw 22
>no hair problems
>look like a babby when I shave
>5'8"
>ate school lunches everyday
what does it mean?

I'm in uni and I don't know anyone balding. Ur dumb tbqh

I'm 21 and going grey. At least I might look cool for a while.
Nobody in my family goes bald though, so I'm clear.

I still don't understand what the fuck you're talking about.

Having to shoulder the burdens of the world alone takes its toll on a man.

But the bong diet is similar

Came to post this

when I pull back my long hair I see tiny snippets of hair at the front of my hairline

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

You're a nu-male. Kill yourself

Ive had gray hair since I was like 10 but thats because redhead.

Its basically a total mystery of when I turn into a geriatric old fart

I'm 30 and get carded every time I go to a bar. Fat people look old.

if you mean it looks like your hairline is shorter than the rest of your hair and you are wondering if your hairline is receding? thats cancer. A form of skin cancer that effects the scalp to be more exact, I would highly recommend visiting your doctor ASAP. It usually shows itself in younger males who have been subjected to many brown cocks up the anus in short periods of time. Sad.

Are you attempting to stereotype the 3rd most populace country on the planet? You're cute, junior.

In all honesty: I'm 35 with a 12 year old son and I still look extremely young. I get carded for beer from time to time.

If you think "Americans look fucking old", I'd bet you're either stupid or base your judgement on an individual case you saw online.

f-fuck u...
I love my hair...

I dont want to go fucking bald

YOU NEED TO FUCKING HELPPPPPP

I DONT LIKE CRICKET

I LOVE IT

This is what a 17 year old American looks like. Let that sink in.

Not true. Americans age pretty good imo.

once i agree with a muslim

skull kid

HGH in the McDonalds burgers.

There was a study done in Japan. Japanese girls that ate McDonalds regularly had significantly larger breasts than girls who didn't.

>american

some spic that died young in a plane crash, some american.

Estrogen in their food
Edgy

Lack of father causes early onset of puberty

is this the new copypasta?

Estrogen in food supply
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10366402

I did that and still ended up pic related

fml

they like to pretend they're different

>testosterone blockers
sounds like something traps use

I want to stay young and cute...
should I?

>implying we have GMO, corn syrup, Bovine Growth Hormone, corn fed cattle, estrogen laced food products and Mexican food
Your per capita obesity rate is double ours

1) Per capita rate is redundant. Give a fool enough rope and hell hang himself.
2) noo.org.uk/NOO_about_obesity/adult_obesity/UK_prevalence_and_trends
niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/Pages/overweight-obesity-statistics.aspx
Not really. Also black Americans jack up our obesity rates by alot.

>But the bong diet is similar

there you go pretending again with no real facts, just spewing things you think are true

>Per capita rate is redundant.
No matter how you phrase it your still a bunch of fat shits, even more obese than us.

time.com/3840073/gmo-food-charts/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10366402
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_somatotropin
authoritynutrition.com/20-foods-with-high-fructose-corn-syrup/
You're literally shoving your fingers in your ears going "lalalala"
Pic related
>"i-its bwack peopwes fauwt;_;"
Maybe stop being cucked xD

check the fucking links, the rate is pretty much identical. And our rate is jacked up by hispanics and blacks, which are obese at like 40% and 50% respectively, and they compose about 40% of the population, unlike the UK which is still largely white.

you said double, when you meant 8% higher

double means 100% more

Oh so basically, America is fatter than the UK?
Got it.

We experience time at a faster rate

yes, but you're still fat
and considering you've got no negros and beaners inflating your numbers maybe it's time to go on a diet ian

lol I love it, when idiots post source that contradicts their own claims.

>"allow me to tell you what parts of the world are fat ese"
XD
Umad fat boi?

do you wear a hat a lot?

I'm going to try to go play it

Heh you should see swedish 15 year olds, they have giant adamsapples and full beards

>i was only pretending to be retarded

every time i reply to a brit this happens

every single time

Yeah nah sounds like a (You) problem.

never

>swedish

Arabs have their full backs covered, women included, before swedes get their beard.

Kek
Well by blockers I mean saw palmetto and replaced milk with soy milk. I normally don't buy into dumb shit but saw palmetto shows a lot of benefits for men's health, prevents acne due to testosterone, and stopping male pattern balding. It's not a trap pill but it will hopefully keep me looking younger a little longer.