Merkel BTFO

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60% off on your first order no way.

Most bad ass thing ever, if true.

Whatever you say, drumpfkin.

Trump is the ultimate cuck

this is some next level stupidity

HAHAHAHAHA

Trump is a fucking moron.

And he's a political wimp compared to Merkel

Oy vey CTR

wow very hardcore. i assume he wrote it by hand and did not inform himself about the defense contracts in any way. but Sup Forums is going to celebrate that childish move anyway because
>muh smug emperor trump

this dude should get back to his real issues and make america great again instead of fucking with his last allies. but as long as you guys have the saudi allies everything is super kewl right?

Germany's women are used to getting fucked by foreign men, so this is nothing new

Germany should hand him a bill for the 70 years of zionist occupation.

Merkle is a nation wrecker, so I hope he'd be a wimp in your standards.

>(((SHELBOURNE)))

I rather live under Merkel than Trump.
Its less... Embarrassing

But he is stehts bemüht

You want to be the hegemon, you pay for hegemonic expenses yourself.

You're a sissy, the only thing you should do is suck cock you faggot. This is a thread for real men only.

Who do you think you are? Calling me a faggot.

Come over here and I will suck your dick on the spot.

hamed stop fucking goats plis get a real woman

Bet you would enjoy it huh you slut. You should get under my desk and start sucking me dry, because that's where you belong.

Well, either she pays or America goes bankrupt, in which case NATO is no more.

Of course, that's what the commie bitch wanted all along. I'm sure she imagines she'll seize the weapons of destruction without a fight. All commies are so delusional.

>implying germans even WANT US military presence on their soil

If it's too expensive, pull out your troops, close your espionage embassies, how about that? Russians would protect us for free...in fact they'll probably give us plenty gas and oil in return.

PAY DENBTS

You think I would enjoy it?
I would vigorously suck you your dick all day and night, because I belong under the desk.

Even though bestiality is legal here, I would never fuck a goat... Maybe a cat

Please explain how this is "badass". It's dumb as hell and Trump is a retard.

>Implying you free to chose what to do
You are slaves for the burgers

Yeah, nothing embarrassing about being a germcuck.

I'd rather be embarassed by an unprofessional President than live in Germany. Good god you are the cuckiest nation and I don't even like the term cuck.

You do not have Freedom like America does. You have banned names, banned words, banned everything. You have banned being German. You are giving up your national identity.

You have traded Heil Hitler for Allah Akbar. Your country is shit but who cares, it won't be yours for much longer.

NATO shrug. You want to do NATO shit, you gotta pay.

America doesn't need NATO.

>You want to do NATO shit
No, I don't. It has outlived its purpose.
The fact that roachistan is part of NATO should be proof enough for that. Fault lines in international politics have shifted too much to keep NATO around.

Ive never gotten all this "drumpf" shit. I dont even know if its offensive. It's seriously a poorly thought out diss. This just shows the left has the thought process of a simpleton. While, we, the right call you guys Libtards, Cucks, Snowflakes, and commies. Why dont you be the good bitch that you are and lick the shit off my boot?

I actually really like how you amerifats handle freedom of speech.
I would really like to have a similar system here.

Also, banned are just denniying the holocaust, swastikas (in non educational or artsy use) and yeah Heil hitler.

I consider none of these to be part of being german or our culture.

And yeah you are right, we suck everyones cock, yours, Russian, and the cocks of the whole middle east. Thats why I thought I could fit some Spain meat in there too.

>Russians will protect us out of the kindness of their hearts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I almost want to let this happen just to see how far your country can actually fall.

germany btfo AGAIN

>Russians would protect us for free...in fact they'll probably give us plenty gas and oil in return.

Free gas is only for Juden. For the rest is ass for gas, no free rides.

Well if the Russian "protect you" at least you'll have a battle hardened insurgency ready for them while they occupy.

>pound
>not euro or dollarino

Color me surprised.
What a miracle.

Euro will be shit after the EU collapses

If jews pretend to be goyim while doing evil things, why don't we pretend to be jews in a more realistic way?

At least the Russians won't let them flood themselves with shitskins

Better to be Russian than muslim

>tfw all of germanys gold is sitting in us banks
>tfw we have more military in germany than they do

who does this cunt think she is? We never stopped the occupation of germany...

Drumpf is just acting like a child now, I cannot believe I voted for him.

I agree.

Based

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Not anymore burger, not anymore.
We repatriated most of our gold in the last couple of years. We've just some left in London and NY if everything goes to shits and you have to rely on gold for trading.

No one gives a shit on gold user.
Haven't you seen how much money they waste on their military?
We could not stand a chance. At least not without russia.

He's trying to get some money in to prevent the US from defaulting because of Obama's debt ceiling, he just wants some debts off so he could do something.

It's subliminal anti-German programming. The left unconsiously believes that the worst possible insult for someone is to identify them as a member of the herrenvolk.

>voted for trump
>Brazil
Go back to your mother's pimp daddy's basement macaquito

Russia is like 15% Muslim dude

The beauty is.. you don't get a fucking say. You lost the war. So you do what we fucking tell you.

Germany a couple years back asked for there gold. We basically told them no

Telling someone to pay up when you have the upper hand and have been swindled for literal years. A mans way with dealing with bullshit

How is this 'the dumbest thing ever done' we don't need NATO we just need loosely based alliances so we're not wrapped in their conflicts

>No one gives a shit on gold user.
Was just answering.
But you are right of course. We need to ramp up our military again. It's an embarrassment.
When you consider the spastic shit that was still going on in this country in 1999 when we would send a few people into the Kosovo conflict then you see that we have come quite a while in these 17 years. Back then everybody threw a fit when it was about anything army related (let alone fighting with it) today it's mostly agreed on in Germany that we should be a military power again.
It's not that there is NO improvement at all in cuckistan. I've just got the feeling that lots of shit gets worse in the meantime.

>The beauty is.. you don't get a fucking say. You lost the war. So you do what we fucking tell you.
The time they are a changing...

You will be busy waving your dick around in the South China Sea and to keep trade routes open while we will trade unashamedly with the Chinks and not pay a fucking cent for the defense of the Strait of Malakka.
The only question is if we get our shitskin/demographic problem done. If we do we will be back in 10-15 years. And you can't do shit about it.
Luckily we are not resentful.

The problem is not that we don't have enough military forces. We have enough allies that would always help us out if we don't want to do too fucked up shit.

Just look at what the US has done, they killed a dictator. WOW
Now they turned that piece of desert into the fucking wild west.

They can try to force their ideology onto those people, but it wont work.
The problem is Islam, the people grow up and get turned into terrorists by their own parents.

And there are only 2 ways to change that.
1. Educate them
2. Kill every single one of them

For what reason would we even need more military? Against who are we fighting right now? Not a nation, no we fight against an ideology that tries to poison every single person on the planet.
And the US has already shown us how helpful it is to just fly over and 'deliver them some freedom'.

Islam isn't an actual problem, the problem is the Jews are helping them arm and organize. Shitskins and niggers on their own are utterly powerless and can't accomplish a thing.

>trump went through incorrect channels to give the incorrect person in a different government an incorrect bill because he doesn't understand how NATO payments work

You mean the jews who are fighting them?
Or are you talking about some other Jews that I do not know?

I am talking about the people in Israel, that defend their country from ISIS.
Why would they support them?

They won't pay but at least they have to accept being called called freeloading scumbags while not paying.

Wait, did I just fall for this obvious bait?

What the fuck..no.
/runs

Russia would have invaded you and raped your women again if the U.S wasn't there to protect you, you ungrateful subhuman kraut.

>For what reason would we even need more military?
It is the most fundamental form of sovereignity to have your own military forces and not have to answer to anyone else.
All the talk about soft power is bullshit. Soft power doesn't mean jackshit if you can't wack a big stick at anyone who is getting at you. You are only truly sovereign if noone dares to attack you. That's why everybody wants to have nukes - they are the ultimate deterrent.

>Not a nation, no we fight against an ideology that tries to poison every single person on the planet.
Mudslimes are not the problem. Let them kill each other off until they are tired of it.
The problem is our broken mentality and lack of self interest. We could just throw them all out, build a wall around Germany/Europe and be done with it. But the West is trapped in its own prison of yuman ritez, universalism and liberalism. We still hold all the cards in the hand, yet behave as if we owed the shitskins something. This pathological attitude is especially dominant in Germany, of course.

>implying we won't just move our goodies to Poland.

Russia is already flooded with shitskins, they have the highest muslim population in Europe, it's illegal to deny the holocaust, Putin cucks his country out to minority groups and has made it illegal to even draw the prophet mohammad because he fears it will anger muslims.

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It's particularly interesting to see it in context with the "Caitlyn" Jenner thing too.

>if the identify as a women we should honour their wishes and call them by the name they want
>lololol let's call him Drumpf because that's his real name lolololololol

pay debnts

Goymany has underspent on defence for decades and even when it was spending, it was totally reliant on BAOR and USFG.

fake news

>instead of fucking with his last allies.
Allies? I always think of Germany as more of an insufferably smug, free loading vassal state.

You have a lot to learn about kikes krautbro. They have been funding AQ and ISIS since the beginning as weapons against the west. This strategy accomplishes many things for them:

>causes shitskin refugees displaced by terrorism to invade white countries.
>weakens their nationalist Arab enemies like the Baathists
>keeps the Persians busy against the sunnis instead of working to destroy Israel
>keeps whites angry at Arabs instead of asking questions about kikes
>guarantees white support for Zionism

I agree, let's dismantle NATO and see what happens when Europe has to fend for itself.

I just want to say I appreciate this post.

>Russia is like 15% Muslim dude
This.

People always forget that Russia is it's own world with their own interests first. They will only laugh if kikes fuck up Europe and would only step in to conquer the west and turn it into shit like they with every place they have ever occupied that was not caveman-tier beforehand.

Also, pic related, Russia has many different problems that people don't address in this siberian basket-weaving depictions forum.

People bitch and moan about their cucked 1st world countries and praise Putin as a white nationalist leader but yet live much more comfortable lives than most of the russians ever could dream of. You have to stop it and face that answer to the JQ and Islam is not begging a russian soldier to kick out your shitskins and not expect him to liberate your wife with his cock later, but rather you guys need to learn to fight your own fights for your own people.

>All the talk about soft power is bullshit. Soft power doesn't mean jackshit
Of course it does not on its own. I meant that we as Germans have enough allies to not be run over by a third world country with 4 planes and 6 tanks.

>Let them kill each other off until they are tired of it.
I think they are a bit more on the old fashioned 'kill all the disbelievers' road. We have more than enough terrorist attacks that proof that.

>We could just throw them all out, build a wall around Germany/Europe

Throw them all out? Well of course we could do that. It's not a bad idea.
But building a wall? HAHAHA you have to be literally retarded to believe that building a wall around the EU, that would cost billions of Euros, to keep illegal immigrants out that can just fly over and let their vi sum expire or make holes into the wall.

Nothing, at least not immediately. The same question in 1980 would be more interesting, but Russia has an economy smaller than Italy's and no way of actually moving its vehicles and troops into Europe - they have state of the art air defence and rocket forces, but they lack any sort of logistical effort.

The ideal method is to increase the spending requirement to five percent.

>Against who are we fighting right now?
No one because our protection guarantees you immunity from any conventional military threat. If you lose that, it's only a matter of time before people start realizing it and re-adjust their strategies accordingly.

>Russians would protect us for free
Suck muslim dick, kraut. For free.

He's shitposting in real life.

>weakens their nationalist Arab enemies like the Baathists
>keeps whites angry at Arabs instead of asking questions about kikes
>causes shitskin refugees displaced by terrorism to invade white countries.

Are you trying to convince me, that Israel supports their arch enemies to be able to take over the world?
Like literally invading countries... Not some conspiracy shit.

Fucking kek

>Nothing, at least not immediately.
Not immediately no, but it's bound to be an interesting century if the US and UK (luv u dad) actually wash their hands of continental Europe entirely.

>Russia would have invaded you and raped your women again if the U.S wasn't there to protect you, you ungrateful subhuman kraut.
What do you expect from those "former liberal" emasculated cucks anyway? They sucked jewish cocks before, now they switched to sucking Putin's cock. They literally have lost any concept of their own nationalism, and beg for some kind of foreign troops to come and liberate them from another foreign troops. It always makes me laugh when those rapebabies under german flag keep producing mental gymnastics to praise the country that killed all the redpilled men in Germany in 1944 and raped their wives.

We did this to them. Our media and academia brainwashed theirs. That combined with the naziguilt ruined them.

Okay, why would a country attack us?
And I am not talking about some third world country that just does it for the keks.

I mean, why would lets say America suddenly want to have a war against us?
It just doesn't make sense to build up a huge military force... Right now.

If Russia would attack us (which is unlikely), America and co would help us.
If, for whatever reason, America would feel the need to come over and deliver us some freedom, it would be the other way 'round.
Because we are great economical partners.

We are pretty safe right now, unless everyone would turn on us.

There are better ways to waste money.

I'll rape your men and redpill your wive soon again.

Fake news you mongoloid

>Britain tries to get independance from German hegemony in EU
>They won't give us good terms
>Bullshit trade agreements
>Threaten Britain on all diplomatic fronts, even militarily
>"Ven Britaen leevs zey vil beeh punishzed"

>Suddenly a big league mist descends across the Atlantic
>A bright light is seen approaching Europe
>As it gets closer letters become eligible
>T..T.R....T.R.U.M.P
>A small boat, barely able to keep afloat from holding up the mammoth Trump sign, docks in Germany
>Merkel waits nervously at the dock
>A messenger descends the plank holding a small not
>Merkel reads it. Suddenly all the colour from her face turns grey from the horror
>It reads, "Germany, Pay debts"

Wouldn't you get beaten up for fucking guys in russia?

>Okay, why would a country attack us?
Natural resources, trade or ideological dispute, distraction for their own citizens...any number of reasons.

>If Russia would attack us (which is unlikely), America and co would help us.
Thanks for agreeing with my point. Now get down on your knees and suck my cock in gratitude.

Imagine all the faces of the smug journalists talking about how much better merkel is than trump because of her doctorate now.

I'm up for it.
That move would get the apathy out of Europe at least.

>I meant that we as Germans have enough allies to not be run over by a third world country with 4 planes and 6 tanks.
Yeah, that's not what I worry about. I'm thinking more about geopolitics, defending our sphere of interest and not being anyone's bitch.

>We have more than enough terrorist attacks that proof that.
Yes, I know. Still, the problem is our apathy not their vigor.

>But building a wall? HAHAHA you have to be literally retarded to believe that building a wall around the EU
Not a literal wall, you dunce. Our southern mediterranean sea border can quite easily be protected. In fact, that's what Spain and Italy are doing for many many years. They just ship the niggers into the wrong direction.

>can just fly over and let their vi sum expire
Then don't give their countries visae in the first place. Not an argument.

>or make holes into the wall.
The part where we would have an actual fence, namely at the Bosporus, is not very long and Bulgaria is already doing a reasonable job of protecting it, taking into account that their country is fucking broke. Greece is the problem, but Austria made a good deal with Macedonia.
The part in the (north-) east is already quite well patrolled, considering a war is going on in Ukraine.

Also: checked

Lol... You're not our ally...

>Natural resources
We have coal and depression. You can have both.

>trade
Doesn't make much sense to start a war to trade.

>distraction for their own citizens
Pretty vague, but I guess you could apply that in certain situations.

>Thanks for agreeing with my point. Now get down on your knees and suck my cock in gratitude.
I did not, because you are not our only ally.

I'd still suck that cock, of course.

>Also, banned are just denniying the holocaust, swastikas (in non educational or artsy use) and yeah Heil hitler.
>I consider none of these to be part of being german or our culture.

Even if you don't, you need to have the right to do those things to agitate those who would remove those rights from you. The strength of the 2nd amendment isn't just in personal protection (though it's the ultimate in that as well), it's about ensuring that the Government can't completely whip you into submission so that you're powerless to stop their next action. America would never bring in 10% of its population's worth in 3rd world immigrants because otherwise productive members of society would grab their guns and protect their livelihoods. See: Rooftop Koreans

Nah it was mostly anglos who did the Nuremburg trials. Americans themselves were quite ambivalent about punishing Germany, but anglos had a massive hateboner to destroy them completely.

>I'll rape your men and redpill your wive soon again.
Fuck Putinf and fuck slav people
#PutinIsNotMyLiberator
Check your slavic privilege, shitlord!

>I'm up for it.
>That move would get the apathy out of Europe at least.
I think the world is just afraid of what happened the last time Germany cared about anything.